FabSwingers.com forum: Old movie sayings...... Can you remember any?

By *nnnik OP Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Don't let this distract you from the fact in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survived as soilders of fortune, if you have a problem if no one else can help you, and if you can find them...... Maybe you can hire the A-team.

Love you gorgeous fabswingers.... Let's hear some of yours titch xx

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't let this distract you from the fact in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survived as soilders of fortune, if you have a problem if no one else can help you, and if you can find them...... Maybe you can hire the A-team.

Love you gorgeous fabswingers.... Let's hear some of yours titch xx

That was from the series

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

And because I couldn't choose

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... You have no power over me.

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

here and there

Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist.... Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the powerless, the helpless in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

All the bars in all the world

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

Why they call him boris the bullet Dodger...cos he dodges bullets Avi

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Nice night for a wall ey...? nice night for a walk...

Wash day tomorrow nothing clean right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr. Skinner to the manager's office. Manager's office, Mr Skinnerrr ......

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got

smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers..... Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!

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By *witchRichMan
over a year ago

Southport

Yipee-ki-aye motherfucker

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Sometimes, you just gotta say, what the fuck.

Who's the u boat commander

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

Im here to chew gum or kick ass

And im right out of gum

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

John... I’m not gonna shoot you between the eyes.... I’m gonna shoot you between the balls!!!

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By *rEyeMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

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By *witchRichMan
over a year ago

Southport

But I poop from there!

Not right now you don't

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency....

Monty Python, The Spanish Inquisition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man.”

“No have you?”

Aliens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John... I’m not gonna shoot you between the eyes.... I’m gonna shoot you between the balls!!!"

This is my weak arm Bennett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are going to need a bigger boat

Classic

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By *hecarpmanMan
over a year ago

SUTTON

He is not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy, and he not going out to play.....

Legend film

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By *illyGoFarMan
over a year ago

Fantasyland USA

What we have here...is a failure to communicate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Brian and so is my wife..

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..

Stupid is as stupid does.

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By *rEyeMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

"We are going to need a bigger boat

Classic"

Robert Shaws mad rant on the boat is brilliant

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By *himp_KittenCouple
over a year ago

Preston

"We are going to need a bigger boat

Classic"

You're going to need a bigger boat.. one of the most misquoted quotes

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By *himp_KittenCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"!

Jaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Its a 106 miles to Chicago we have a full tank of gas and a pack of cigarettes its dark and were wearing sunglasses

hit jake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.’

“I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.”

Both from the wonderful Harvey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin’, no tenderizin’, down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me to bed or lose me forever

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” -On the Waterfront, 1954

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, there's this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. "Ezekiel 25:17". "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of cherish and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Mr bond I expect you to die?!!

Mother goose you pussssssy

He pukes, you die

You're still here?? Its over, go home

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

From the dawn of time we came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasta la vista baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen up, ladies and gentlemen. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles-an-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry Dave, I cant do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at hello

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By *ssexhamptonMan
over a year ago

Rayleigh

.......get 3 coffins ready.

My mistake......its 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bullsh-t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

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By *mileysimieMan
over a year ago

tewkesbury

watching Tommy chase the dog] He loves that dog. Always playing silly games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not now Kato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

It's just a flesh wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I make you horny baby?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

I'll have what she's having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candice and Gemma do not poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truly this man was the son of god

Right turn clyde

Do we shag now or shag later

This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insufficient laughter is grounds for divorce. She wants to go skiing. She wants to ski down a mountain laughing like an idiot.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

I'm running this monkey farm Frankenstein, and I wanna know, what the fuck you're doing with my time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t get a “harrumph” out of that guy

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

Your going to owe me a favour when this is over

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

This stinking heap is licensed 'til March. It's April the 20th. I'll have you for that, an' all!

(Kudos to anyone who gets that one!)

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

There's no place like home

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

They may take our lives but they'll never take our freedom

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

You wouldn't get it ... new joker film them 4 words brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshit!! You just lost an oil refinery

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

Bueller. Bueller. .bueller

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

Rambo is a pussy

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Did I fire six shots or only five tell you the truth I’ve forgotten myself in this madness but as this is the magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean if you’ve got to ask yourself one question do you feel lucky

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"John... I’m not gonna shoot you between the eyes.... I’m gonna shoot you between the balls!!!

This is my weak arm Bennett"

I have to remind you sally.. this is my weak arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not saying he's tight, but when he got married he had the confetti on elastic"

- Kes

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Go ahead make my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left turn Clyde.

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

Get 4 coffins ready ... make that 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not to old for this shit..... will it with me riggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bueller. Bueller. .bueller "

Do you have a kiss for daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres your tool? What tool, this facking tool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't wanna know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful it can't be expressed in words, and it makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you those voices soared, higher and farther than anybody in a grey place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made these walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

"All the bars in all the world "

Except he didnt say that.

Of all the gin joints in all the world she walks in to mine.

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By *J swingCouple
over a year ago

North

Bet you are wondering did i shoot 5 or 6 shots punk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you finished too"?

"Not me I'm in my prime"

Doc Holiday in answer to Johnny Ringo after he Johnny had already asked Docs friend Wyatt Earp if he wanted trouble.

Earp in the film had left his lawmaking days behind and was gambling in a saloon.

He didn't want trouble.

But Doc.....

(The movie Tombstone)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only said jehova

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By *wickermanMan
over a year ago

Staines

Thats my secret cap, I'm always angry

Puny God!

Doth mother know thou weareth her drapes?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got

Love this film

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Love this film

Also from that film ...

( Salma Hayek standing over George Clooney ) You will be my slave and I shall use you as a footstool " .

George Clooney's reply " No thanks I already have a wife "

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By *ebeccaHallTVTV/TS
over a year ago

BECKENHAM

Meet my little friend.....

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By *ebeccaHallTVTV/TS
over a year ago

BECKENHAM

Lili von Shtupp flirts with Bart and blows out some candles and she says "Is it true what they say about you people" and Bart replies "I hate to disillusion you ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At no point in your rambling, inchorent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. "

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By *nnnik OP Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

"Im here to chew gum or kick ass

And im right out of gum"

They live... Nik

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By *nnnik OP Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man's got to know his limitations

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Lili von Shtupp flirts with Bart and blows out some candles and she says "Is it true what they say about you people" and Bart replies "I hate to disillusion you ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm""

That was the only line Mel Brooks cut from the film in editing, after pressure from the film studio execs

But here's one that stayed in:

Well, that's the end of that suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very impressive, but remember, brick not hit back. - Bloodsport

Wax on wax off - need i say which movie

And the two infamous ones

'I'll be back' and ' get to the chopper'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who's she talking about? Old queen who? One round.(Danny Green) the ladykillers.1955

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are gonna draw abit of everybodies blood.

And were gonna find out whose the thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Originally bruce lee in enter the dragon said boards dont hit back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi whats your name, bend over,

Hi ben!

It twue, it twue

Dont fuck with the baldies

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Love this film

Also from that film ...

( Salma Hayek standing over George Clooney ) You will be my slave and I shall use you as a footstool " .

George Clooney's reply " No thanks I already have a wife "

And at my command you will lick the dog shit off my boot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very impressive, but remember, brick not hit back. - Bloodsport

Wax on wax off - need i say which movie

And the two infamous ones

'I'll be back' and ' get to the chopper'"

I actually read that in Arnie’s voice haha

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Your a disease and I’m the cure!

Cobra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit,you shoot me in a dream you'd better wake up and apologise

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

ramsey

Put a leash on him Turkish before he gets bitten, now you don't wanna get bitten now do ya sweetheart

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?

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By *eelfree56Man
over a year ago

Fort Myers

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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By *uzy1969Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Shut up and sit down,you big bald fuck

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By *innynewMan
over a year ago

Hythe

He did a really corse didn't you Tyrone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie don't surf !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tyrone you silly fat bastard.....

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Arf arf arf....that's my other dog impression

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"You touch me, he dies.

If you're not in the air in 30 seconds, he dies.

If you come back in, he dies."

Still the best movie ultimatum ever.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Leave the gun....take the cannelloni

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fwow him to the fwoor centuwian

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Anybody else feel like having a giggle when I mention my fwiend biggus dikkus

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn

dirty ape"

"where you get those scars from? Eating pussy"

"I'll make him a offer he cant refuse"

"My mama once said...you all know the rest

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By *r-OrangeMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

You sold me a queer giraffe

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Right turn clyde

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

You can’t see the eyes of the demon until him come calling...

This is dred man... truly dred!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I like vicky vallencourt and she likes me and she showed me her boobies and I like them too

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work pretty fucking hard to stay alive, Nick.

Now, do you understand everything I've just said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I your beloved king...must simply make a small sacrifice to my good friend the water god.....in the volcano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why so seriousss !

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Jaws..F..k me that's a big fish

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Goose ya big stud, take me home and loose me forever!

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By *ilkyladyWoman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

WHAT'S F*CKING SIDE ME

Ripley: There's a monster in your chest These guys hijacked your ship and they sold your cryotube to this human and he put an alien inside of you It's a really nasty one And in a few hours it's gonna burst its way through your rib cage and you're gonna die Any questions?

Purvis: Who are you

Ripley: I'm the monster's mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooood Morning Vietnam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know who you are

I don't know what you want

What I do know is that I have a set of particular skills

Skills gathered over a long career that makes me a nightmare for people like you

If you let my daughter go i will not kill you

However if you don't let my daughter go

I will find you and I will kill you

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Hunt ! Mike Hunt ?

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt ?

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By *eedeeseTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

Fuck You ! that's my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the vietnam was actually vietnaaaaam top marks on extra oooo in gooood morning all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants wieners?

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

No more rhyming and I mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

My own brother a blood sucking vampire

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

Stop or my mum will shoot

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Run bitch run!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Last one..

I will kill you....until you die from it

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain, and big ol' fat rain, rain that flew in sideways, and sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust. Best f&f

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Where the fuck do you think you’re going ? When ? Now you fucking moron

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Brian: You are all individuals!

Crowd: Yes! We are all individuals!

One member of the crowd, raising his hand: I'm not.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Robin Williams

Good Morning, Vietnam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love women too much to marry one

Mississippi Grind

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS
over a year ago

Huddersfield

'It's good to know that if the space programme ever closes you could always get a job at Madam Helgas House of pain'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'It's just the one swan'

'So is he a martyr or a fucking jalfrezi?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ìn life u can be oh so clever or oh so nice . i recomend the latter. James stewart the film harvey

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Make it so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never made it so they had bloody seat belts though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I for one took a vow of celibacy, and that includes wemin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warriors come out to play ay

It wasnt me it was the warriors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she can stand it I Can, PLAY IT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me to bed or lose me forever.... Top gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooooood morning vietnaaaaam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend.

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

2 spring to kind

‘Heeey yoooooou guys!’

And

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death by stereo!

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By *imes_berksMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

“Nobody puts baby in the corner”

“Those aren’t pillows“

“I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse”

“A packet of bubblicious” “and some skittles”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getup you son of a bitch!

Cuz mickey loves ya!

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By *imes_berksMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

“come with me if you want to live”

“Why so serious?”

“These aren’t the droids you are looking for”

“Take car. Go to mums. Kill Phil. Grab Liz. Go to the Winchester”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody be cool. YOU be cool....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IF IT ISNT TANGO ITS CASH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ramblers, lets get rambling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm expendable.

Means someone invites to a party and you don't show up.

Doesn't really matter.

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Kick him in the nards...

He doesn’t have nards..

Just do it...

(Kicks him in the nards)

Wolfman’s got nards!

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Wax on, Wax off

Here's looking at you, kid

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By *iggydog78Man
over a year ago

London

"Its the art of fighting, without fighting"

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By *eedeeseTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

can't argue with a confident man

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I found this spoon, sir!

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

I may be a king or a mere street sweeper sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

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