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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A wife is dreaming while asleep in the bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts "my husband is home".

Her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window.

Who do you think is guilty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The estate agent - for selling them a house and not a bungalow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who can come up with the best excuse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The both of them

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"A wife is dreaming while asleep in the bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts "my husband is home".

Her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window.

Who do you think is guilty?"

Neither cos the wife could be dreaming of anything organising some kind of surprise why the hell did the husband jump out of the window in the 1st place

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By *assy211279Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere Cornwall

Neither they should both stop watching those programmes. Just make love and enjoy each other and their playmates and talk about it

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Husband is guilty, wife might have been going to carry on her sentence with ‘I will get him for you’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Husband is guilty, wife might have been going to carry on her sentence with ‘I will get him for you’ "

Husband may have a strange reaction to shrill screams.

Can't blame him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me I'm so sorry its my fault

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Will it matter? sounds like husband is resting in peace

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Husband is guilty, wife might have been going to carry on her sentence with ‘I will get him for you’

Husband may have a strange reaction to shrill screams.

Can't blame him.

"

I think it was the eagle and the raven

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Husband is guilty, wife might have been going to carry on her sentence with ‘I will get him for you’

Husband may have a strange reaction to shrill screams.

Can't blame him.

"

She may have a deep voice haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wife is dreaming while asleep in the bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts "my husband is home".

Her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window.

Who do you think is guilty?"

the husband because shes just dreaming....... did he break a leg?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"A wife is dreaming while asleep in the bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts "my husband is home".

Her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window.

Who do you think is guilty?"

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Husband is guilty, wife might have been going to carry on her sentence with ‘I will get him for you’

Husband may have a strange reaction to shrill screams.

Can't blame him.

She may have a deep voice haha "

Then she's not HIS wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Husband is guilty, wife might have been going to carry on her sentence with ‘I will get him for you’

Husband may have a strange reaction to shrill screams.

Can't blame him.

I think it was the eagle and the raven "

I SEE you!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

They both are as they weren't married to each other.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

OJ Simpson?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They both are as they weren't married to each other. "

They are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither, the way our minds process information and the way it is interpreted through dreams is fascinating.

I dream of all sorts of random stuff, does not mean it happened.

Maybe the guy was shocked and reflex kicked in before he had chance to process and assimilate

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By *witchRichMan
over a year ago

Southport

Both for not having another fab couple in bed with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty of what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man...

They are always guilty

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By *ikkicdukTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

it wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The man...

They are always guilty "

Lol..I thought there were only guilty on fab!

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