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Fishing is like finding a woman to date!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Swiss Tony

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks Swiss Tony "

It's Toni with an 'I'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks Swiss Tony

It's Toni with an 'I'! "

No I in Tony, but there is a team

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod! "

Are you fishy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job every time I go fishing I always catch something then lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Good job every time I go fishing I always catch something then lol "

Crabs?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod! "

do you like to go fishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod! "

What bait are you using ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

do you like to go fishing "

As long as I am the one holding my rod, yes!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

What bait are you using ? "

A maggot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

What bait are you using ? "

Cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good job every time I go fishing I always catch something then lol

Crabs?"
oh god no lol I'm a bass fisherman most weekends I like to take my children out fishing always catch a few lol. We was talking actual fishing yer????

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

do you like to go fishing

As long as I am the one holding my rod, yes! "

Funny I like holding other peoples rods

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Good job every time I go fishing I always catch something then lol

Crabs? oh god no lol I'm a bass fisherman most weekends I like to take my children out fishing always catch a few lol. We was talking actual fishing yer???? "

Ask Op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

do you like to go fishing

As long as I am the one holding my rod, yes!

Funny I like holding other peoples rods "

You can hold mine. I might get stuck in you.

I used to be a guy stuck in a girl's body. Then I pulled out!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

do you like to go fishing

As long as I am the one holding my rod, yes!

Funny I like holding other peoples rods

You can hold mine. I might get stuck in you.

I used to be a guy stuck in a girl's body. Then I pulled out!

"

Ohh for feck sake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

do you like to go fishing

As long as I am the one holding my rod, yes!

Funny I like holding other peoples rods

You can hold mine. I might get stuck in you.

I used to be a guy stuck in a girl's body. Then I pulled out!

Ohh for feck sake "

I just squirted into my eyes!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

do you like to go fishing

As long as I am the one holding my rod, yes!

Funny I like holding other peoples rods

You can hold mine. I might get stuck in you.

I used to be a guy stuck in a girl's body. Then I pulled out!

Ohh for feck sake

I just squirted into my eyes! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

do you like to go fishing

As long as I am the one holding my rod, yes!

Funny I like holding other peoples rods

You can hold mine. I might get stuck in you.

I used to be a guy stuck in a girl's body. Then I pulled out!

Ohh for feck sake

I just squirted into my eyes!

"
should have worn goggles lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

do you like to go fishing

As long as I am the one holding my rod, yes!

Funny I like holding other peoples rods

You can hold mine. I might get stuck in you.

I used to be a guy stuck in a girl's body. Then I pulled out!

Ohh for feck sake

I just squirted into my eyes!

should have worn goggles lol "

Hindsight is a great thing!

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

It’s true fishing is like finding a woman, lots of times I cast my rod hoping to catch a sleek prize salmon only to find some old trout chomping on my maggot

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod! "

maybe it's the bait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s true fishing is like finding a woman, lots of times I cast my rod hoping to catch a sleek prize salmon only to find some old trout chomping on my maggot "

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When in fishing for bass I use rag or lug every now and then a Dexter's wedge.but when I'm fishing for women I use charm wit and good humor. It's not always the bait the makes the catch it's the quality of the angler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the old fashioned hook, line and sinker method...goes down a treat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

Are you fishy?"

Something a bit fishy going on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use the old fashioned hook, line and sinker method...goes down a treat! "

I use an electrified net...

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod!

What bait are you using ?

Cake!"

Cake makes me fat

.. Prefer good tongue with a good cock over cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use the old fashioned hook, line and sinker method...goes down a treat!

I use an electrified net... "
To catch eels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use the old fashioned hook, line and sinker method...goes down a treat!

I use an electrified net... To catch eels?"
...sorry ladies in heels!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"When in fishing for bass I use rag or lug every now and then a Dexter's wedge.but when I'm fishing for women I use charm wit and good humor. It's not always the bait the makes the catch it's the quality of the angler "

You know it’s all in the strike , although had a few slimy eeles just hook themselves on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When in fishing for bass I use rag or lug every now and then a Dexter's wedge.but when I'm fishing for women I use charm wit and good humor. It's not always the bait the makes the catch it's the quality of the angler

You know it’s all in the strike , although had a few slimy eeles just hook themselves on. "
Eels are aphrodisiacs in some countries I say use what you can.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"When in fishing for bass I use rag or lug every now and then a Dexter's wedge.but when I'm fishing for women I use charm wit and good humor. It's not always the bait the makes the catch it's the quality of the angler

You know it’s all in the strike , although had a few slimy eeles just hook themselves on. Eels are aphrodisiacs in some countries I say use what you can.

"

Tasty too

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"When in fishing for bass I use rag or lug every now and then a Dexter's wedge.but when I'm fishing for women I use charm wit and good humor. It's not always the bait the makes the catch it's the quality of the angler

You know it’s all in the strike , although had a few slimy eeles just hook themselves on. Eels are aphrodisiacs in some countries I say use what you can.

Tasty too "

Not jellied but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When in fishing for bass I use rag or lug every now and then a Dexter's wedge.but when I'm fishing for women I use charm wit and good humor. It's not always the bait the makes the catch it's the quality of the angler

You know it’s all in the strike , although had a few slimy eeles just hook themselves on. Eels are aphrodisiacs in some countries I say use what you can.

Tasty too

Not jellied but "
...nice and squiggly!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"When in fishing for bass I use rag or lug every now and then a Dexter's wedge.but when I'm fishing for women I use charm wit and good humor. It's not always the bait the makes the catch it's the quality of the angler

You know it’s all in the strike , although had a few slimy eeles just hook themselves on. Eels are aphrodisiacs in some countries I say use what you can.

"

They swallow everything , you end up cutting them off and lose half your tackle

Prefer a nice red snapper out the Atlantic

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