FabSwingers.com forum: What if a wizard offered you...

By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

What if one day you were approached by a wizard.., he then said il give you a choice.. you can have £1million but I will have to shrink your penis down to two inch erected meaning it will never get any bigger than 2 inch no matter what..

What you do you guys...

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the authorities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’d do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

Great answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the money, my cock is unemployed and can’t claim benefits.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Yeah I don’t like my penis anyway

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

Ok what if the wizard said every man you meet will have his penis shrunk to two inch you will never feel a cock bigger than that no matter what size he had before lol

Just making it more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrink it give me the million

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

Ok what if the wizard said every man you meet will have his penis shrunk to two inch you will never feel a cock bigger than that no matter what size he had before lol

Just making it more fun

Result I say as there are some right big cocks on here and in life if they shrunk down to two inches that’s would be amazing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negotiate negotiate negotiate.

Cut off is £250k - 6' . Deal.

Otherwise walk away.

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

Ok what if the wizard said every man you meet will have his penis shrunk to two inch you will never feel a cock bigger than that no matter what size he had before lol

Just making it more fun

Result I say as there are some right big cocks on here and in life if they shrunk down to two inches that’s would be amazing x"

The wizard meant to say every man you have sex with from now you will only ever feel two inch and shrink him forever lol

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Negotiate negotiate negotiate.

Cut off is £250k - 6' . Deal.

Otherwise walk away."

No negotiation... £1million or a penis the size of a match stick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negotiate negotiate negotiate.

Cut off is £250k - 6' . Deal.

Otherwise walk away.

No negotiation... £1million or a penis the size of a match stick lol"

In that case I will have to walk away.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

Ok what if the wizard said every man you meet will have his penis shrunk to two inch you will never feel a cock bigger than that no matter what size he had before lol

Just making it more fun

I could have a large collection of dildos with a million pound....and they've still got hands and a mouth. Yep, give me the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I would take the money because he can please me in a load of other ways”

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

Ok what if the wizard said every man you meet will have his penis shrunk to two inch you will never feel a cock bigger than that no matter what size he had before lol

Just making it more fun

I could have a large collection of dildos with a million pound....and they've still got hands and a mouth. Yep, give me the money

Think you’ve deserved it with that answer.. lol enjoy it

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Take the money and then pop into the strap-on emporium on the way to the bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought most men were 2 inches

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

I have to say at least the ladies are considerate... they are all wanting to take the money and use dildos and strap on for the rest of their lives... and not wanting to shrink some poor guys cock down to two inch.

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What if one day you were approached by a wizard.., he then said il give you a choice.. you can have £1million but I will have to shrink your penis down to two inch erected meaning it will never get any bigger than 2 inch no matter what..

What you do you guys... "

Im sure there's women out there that have a small penis fetish

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'd do it, then use the money to become a woman

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'd do it, then use the money to become a woman

Or a cock extension

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'd do it, then use the money to become a woman

Or a cock extension

Nah, penises are overrated in my opinion.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Can I have the money and nominate my ex's penis is shrunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware of wizards bearing gifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the coin. I have many ways to make C happy, including a molded dildo version of my wang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

Ok what if the wizard said every man you meet will have his penis shrunk to two inch you will never feel a cock bigger than that no matter what size he had before lol

Just making it more fun

I could have a large collection of dildos with a million pound....and they've still got hands and a mouth. Yep, give me the money

this!

You could buy life like penis extentions for the man to wear. Win win...

Plus because he has a small willy he will hopefully over compensate in different ways

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

Ok what if the wizard said every man you meet will have his penis shrunk to two inch you will never feel a cock bigger than that no matter what size he had before lol

Just making it more fun

I could have a large collection of dildos with a million pound....and they've still got hands and a mouth. Yep, give me the money

this!

You could buy life like penis extentions for the man to wear. Win win...

Plus because he has a small willy he will hopefully over compensate in different ways

Every penis you feel... would be two inch.. lol wether it be a 12 inch penis... a dildo or a cucumber...

Gosh this wizard is awkward lol

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

Ok what if the wizard said every man you meet will have his penis shrunk to two inch you will never feel a cock bigger than that no matter what size he had before lol

Just making it more fun

I could have a large collection of dildos with a million pound....and they've still got hands and a mouth. Yep, give me the money

this!

You could buy life like penis extentions for the man to wear. Win win...

Plus because he has a small willy he will hopefully over compensate in different ways

Having apparently lost about half my abilities due to ill health I've found recently that I've had to come up with more inventive ways of turning ladies on. I'm developing new skills I never knew I had!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Where is the wizard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah....a million pound isn't enough. I'd want a million pound for ever inch they took off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah....a million pound isn't enough. I'd want a million pound for ever inch they took off!

Why trade £1m for £500,000 though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah....a million pound isn't enough. I'd want a million pound for ever inch they took off!

Why trade £1m for £500,000 though? "

Cheeeeeeeeky baaaaaaaastaaaaaaaard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah....a million pound isn't enough. I'd want a million pound for ever inch they took off!

Why trade £1m for £500,000 though?

Cheeeeeeeeky baaaaaaaastaaaaaaaard!

A funny one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah....a million pound isn't enough. I'd want a million pound for ever inch they took off!

Why trade £1m for £500,000 though?

Cheeeeeeeeky baaaaaaaastaaaaaaaard!

A funny one though

Suppose...I'll give you that! Hot too!

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Nah....a million pound isn't enough. I'd want a million pound for ever inch they took off!

Why trade £1m for £500,000 though?

Cheeeeeeeeky baaaaaaaastaaaaaaaard!

A funny one though

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Not for me thanks, I'd walk on by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him to turn me into a girl so I could go and check what size all the other mens penises were

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd take the money because I haven't got a penis to shrink

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I was thinking this and well, if he insists on giving me one...

I'll hardly notice it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Nah....a million pound isn't enough. I'd want a million pound for ever inch they took off!

Why trade £1m for £500,000 though?

Cheeeeeeeeky baaaaaaaastaaaaaaaard!

A funny one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd keep my cock

i'm not motivated by money

£1 million aint worth it anyway

what can you buy ?

a flash car and a house

you wouldn't have much change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tell the wizard so mate no

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