FabSwingers.com forum: Should Cereals eat less Kids?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s getting out of hand!

Discuss.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A wild Weetabix took my left leg.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I think that all children should be SHREDDIED, SNAPPED, CRACKLED AND POPPED and hung up by the FROSTIES.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick to death of these cereal killers

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No "

They should eat more kids

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I heard a rumour that a kid down my road poured too much milk on his Rice Crispies and sustained shell shock and deafness as a result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont trust anything that turns your milk brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out for the cereal killer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

They should eat more kids"

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

No. Children are delicious and nutritious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that all children should be SHREDDIED, SNAPPED, CRACKLED AND POPPED and hung up by the FROSTIES."

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds

"No. Children are delicious and nutritious. "

Organic children might be, but the factory farmed children are high in saturated fats and salt these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't find my daughter the other day but then I could hear her splashing around in a bowl with milk!

I was so worried. I ran to the kitchen and the cereal box was sat at the table and had a spoon and was just about to scoop her up into his little cardboard flaps.

I managed to save her but I'm now traumatised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Close shave!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Sick to death of these cereal killers "

Beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s getting out of hand!

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Definitely, it's absolutely horrendous.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Yes, but at some point it will happen. According to the definitions of evolutionary success, wheat is a huge success, closely followed by cows (who, interestingly, provide the milk), in just a mere 5000 years it’s adapted and taken over large parts of the planet, enslaving humans to care for it, reducing our diets to beige and making us sick and full of diseases, so it’s only a matter of time it’s takes its place as the Apex predator and starts eating children.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

Live near the Weetabix factory, see the coaches taking kids in and then coming out empty.

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