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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of the best inventions were invented by a man or a woman, inventions were first thought to have started around the time of cavemen, a few hundred years ago. Literally everyone was inventing stuff then, ‘see this thing I’m eating my soup with, I just invented that!’. ‘See the thing I put the soup in, yeah I invented that too!’ they would say. But did you know the first thing man invented was the jaunty hat, as men thought they had to look good when going out and picking berries and that. No one had thought of inventing WiFi yet, that was to come later. Drive thru burger bars were a pipe dream at this time. The first man to invent birthdays declared one day ‘Today is my 24th year of birth!’ and everyone else was like ‘shut up Philip and keep picking some berries!’

Literally everyone was on Dragons Den back then. Swinging was still along way off, cause keys hadn’t been thought of yet, so they couldn’t put them in the bowl, that was to come later. Things invented in Scotland had scotch in front of them to point out this fact, like the meat, breadcrumb egg thing that people love at buffets. Incidentally Buffets were invented by Steve Buffet.

Thank you for reading, feel free to talk about inventions amongst yourselves.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Inventive

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I actually thought of an invention years ago , turned out the Spider Vac had already been invented

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I actually thought of an invention years ago , turned out the Spider Vac had already been invented "

Ohh it and the that shock bat best things ever

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I actually thought of an invention years ago , turned out the Spider Vac had already been invented

Ohh it and the that shock bat best things ever "

I had one of those lol.

My invention didnt kill the Spiders though , just sucked it into a small cup and let it go outside

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I actually thought of an invention years ago , turned out the Spider Vac had already been invented

Ohh it and the that shock bat best things ever

I had one of those lol.

My invention didnt kill the Spiders though , just sucked it into a small cup and let it go outside "

Yeah it just sucks them up then you let them out the bat I use for frying wasps

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

One of my favourite inventions of all time is the "Pilko Pump Pant".

Anyone?

Mrs TMN x

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

A new currency - you can’t see it, touch it, doesn’t belong to a country, apparently mine it like (but not like on mine craft), was worth like $20k a coin - bitcoin - pure genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a Cub Scout I recall learning about Charles Babbage and his invention.

The computer.

For some reason this information has stayed with me.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Good inventing everyone

#igotyabackf&b

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good inventing everyone

#igotyabackf&b "

This

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

My fave is

“Who ever invented decorating wants Fucking”

“Who ever invented Fucking wants decorating”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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A man from Sweden invented the thumbs up emoji in 2010.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girl is currently patenting chip shop drive through's ready for the next series of dragons den....

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