FabSwingers.com forum: Best Chat Up Lines?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I adore the seduction of the mind especially when tempted by something that has to be said to catch ones attention.

So Fabzters lets .share your smoothest one or two liners?

I'll start with one of my favourite ones which needs a response for the full effect. First lady to respond will get the best reply to make it work

Please start your statement with "so if my eye catches a hottie in person I'd say..

"Baby you remind me of all 20 letters of the alphabet !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there....any chance you can settle an argument between me and my mate? We were wondering (roughly) how much a polar bear weighs?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending on how hot the girl is and how flush you're feeling, show her a £5, £10, £20 or £50 note and bet her you can kiss her mouth without even touching her lips. Lash the gums on her then tell her she was worth losing that bet.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Depending on how hot the girl is and how flush you're feeling, show her a £5, £10, £20 or £50 note and bet her you can kiss her mouth without even touching her lips. Lash the gums on her then tell her she was worth losing that bet."

If someone Kissed me like that and I didn’t want them to, they’d lose the bet and get a big fat slap from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone Kissed me like that and I didn’t want them to, they’d lose the bet and get a big fat slap from me."

Even me though?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hi. You look nice. What's your name?

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

nice shoes fancy a fuck" has worked for me before

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

If someone Kissed me like that and I didn’t want them to, they’d lose the bet and get a big fat slap from me.

Even me though?

You wouldn’t need a chat up line on me

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Do u want to go half’s on a council house

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Do u want to go half’s on a council house

No way would that work surely??

I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Anything you say can and will be held against you/So only say my name”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do u want to go half’s on a council house

No way would that work surely??

I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one

Feel my shirt, know what that is?

Its boyfriend material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do u want to go half’s on a council house

No way would that work surely??

I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one

How do you think me and my hubby got a council house? Only reason we had a kid

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You're hotter than the bottom of a laptop.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Do u want to go half’s on a council house

No way would that work surely??

I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one

Feel my shirt, know what that is?

Its boyfriend material

hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do u want to go half’s on a council house

No way would that work surely??

I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one

Feel my shirt, know what that is?

Its boyfriend material

hello you

Whata cooking good looking

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Yr like a rose in a field of potatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone Kissed me like that and I didn’t want them to, they’d lose the bet and get a big fat slap from me.

Even me though?

You wouldn’t need a chat up line on me

Would you be chatting me up instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ..excuse me for being forward .. but your perfume smells amazing .. what is it ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago when out with friends a fella said to me “ I‘d love to be your little toe , so I can bang you on every piece of furniture ? “ It did make me laugh at the time

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Do u want to go half’s on a council house

No way would that work surely??

I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one

Feel my shirt, know what that is?

Its boyfriend material

hello you

Whata cooking good looking"

Do you want to have this conversation in person? 2m apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do u want to go half’s on a council house

No way would that work surely??

I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one

Feel my shirt, know what that is?

Its boyfriend material

hello you

Whata cooking good looking

Do you want to have this conversation in person? 2m apart

Give me a time and place

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

If someone Kissed me like that and I didn’t want them to, they’d lose the bet and get a big fat slap from me.

Even me though?

You wouldn’t need a chat up line on me

Would you be chatting me up instead?

I think we’re past the stage of having to use chat up lines lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once walked up to a lady in a bar took the Ice out of her glass threw it on the floor and stamped on it. I then looked up and said now ive broken the ice chatting to you should be much easier

It must have worked as 18 months after that night she married me

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Do u want to go half’s on a council house

No way would that work surely??

I’m just going to sit here and see who comes up with the best one

Feel my shirt, know what that is?

Its boyfriend material

hello you

Whata cooking good looking

Do you want to have this conversation in person? 2m apart

Give me a time and place

meet me at 69 gloryhole drive in an hour

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By *egalBeetleWoman
over a year ago

London

"Wanna fuck?"

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I once walked up to a lady in a bar took the Ice out of her glass threw it on the floor and stamped on it. I then looked up and said now ive broken the ice chatting to you should be much easier

It must have worked as 18 months after that night she married me

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I knew some chat up lines!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask a lady if she has any Irish in her after they reply yes / no, offer to give her some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

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but did it?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

ramsey

You remind me of a gerkin from a maccy D's cheese burger,

I just wanna take you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

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thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?"
haha lol god i wouldn't wish that on anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?"
well one exception lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once walked up to a lady in a bar took the Ice out of her glass threw it on the floor and stamped on it. I then looked up and said now ive broken the ice chatting to you should be much easier

It must have worked as 18 months after that night she married me

Awww "
still the best chat up line I've ever used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?"
lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?"

Are you taking about robots. They are from Mars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol "
yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

They’ll see me laying out in the garden with my boobies out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

They’ll see me laying out in the garden with my boobies out then

"
omg I'm coming 2m is ok remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

They’ll see me laying out in the garden with my boobies out then

omg I'm coming 2m is ok remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

They’ll see me laying out in the garden with my boobies out then

omg I'm coming 2m is ok remember

"
might be blind by time i have to go home mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

They’ll see me laying out in the garden with my boobies out then

omg I'm coming 2m is ok remember

might be blind by time i have to go home mind

Oh the famous test drive Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

They’ll see me laying out in the garden with my boobies out then

omg I'm coming 2m is ok remember

might be blind by time i have to go home mind

Oh the famous test drive Lol "
maybe you could give me a lift I'll go in boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

They’ll see me laying out in the garden with my boobies out then

omg I'm coming 2m is ok remember

might be blind by time i have to go home mind

Oh the famous test drive Lol maybe you could give me a lift I'll go in boot

Can you fit in a Morgan boot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

They’ll see me laying out in the garden with my boobies out then

omg I'm coming 2m is ok remember

might be blind by time i have to go home mind

Oh the famous test drive Lol maybe you could give me a lift I'll go in boot

Can you fit in a Morgan boot ? "
you have a Morgan omg just give me the keys I'll drive myself home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

They’ll see me laying out in the garden with my boobies out then

omg I'm coming 2m is ok remember

might be blind by time i have to go home mind

Oh the famous test drive Lol maybe you could give me a lift I'll go in boot

Can you fit in a Morgan boot ? you have a Morgan omg just give me the keys I'll drive myself home

It’s my Summer baby

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women have no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "fuck off you loser", was going to get me into bed!

but did it?

It didn't. Women! They don't understand, us men!

thats true we're from Pluto and thats not even a planet anymore

True. And I believe they are from Ure anus?well one exception lol

I do wonder About either sexes, What planet they’re on at times ?lol hey you're in Norfolk theyve just recognised Bernard as a planet

There is hope for us lot then lol yes we'll be micro analysing you all shortly from the Hubble

They’ll see me laying out in the garden with my boobies out then

omg I'm coming 2m is ok remember

might be blind by time i have to go home mind

Oh the famous test drive Lol maybe you could give me a lift I'll go in boot

Can you fit in a Morgan boot ? you have a Morgan omg just give me the keys I'll drive myself home

It’s my Summer baby

"
its not Morgans its mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I adore the seduction of the mind especially when tempted by something that has to be said to catch ones attention.

So Fabzters lets .share your smoothest one or two liners?

I'll start with one of my favourite ones which needs a response for the full effect. First lady to respond will get the best reply to make it work

Please start your statement with "so if my eye catches a hottie in person I'd say..

"Baby you remind me of all 20 letters of the alphabet !!

Reply if they are intelligent enough to understand their are 26 letters.

Your follow up line should be

"oh my bad I can't count forgot the 5 most important ones U R A Q T? then wait for reply

She should think still 25 not 26 then your final response

"oh yeah I'll give you some of that D later?"

Works a treat when fully combined

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Best ever used on me was "I'm an avid bird watcher and I'm looking for a big busty bed breaker, and I've just found her" I just laughed and it did break the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best ever used on me was "I'm an avid bird watcher and I'm looking for a big busty bed breaker, and I've just found her" I just laughed and it did break the ice "

How big was the ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best ever used on me was "I'm an avid bird watcher and I'm looking for a big busty bed breaker, and I've just found her" I just laughed and it did break the ice "

Definitely what it's about break the ice with witt and charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used on me this week “Was your father an artist because your a masterpiece” I thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so if my eye catches a hottie in person I'd say..

Do you own a defibrillator because you’ve made my heart skip a beat ......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You remind me of a gerkin from a maccy D's cheese burger,

I just wanna take you out

love this

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

At a nightclub - Dancing is just a conversation, shall we talk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey there....any chance you can settle an argument between me and my mate? We were wondering (roughly) how much a polar bear weighs?!"

Well it's enough to break the ice!

This has worked with new a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a rainy day I once said to a woman -its wet today init- and she replied with..yes it is.. Then I looked at her and said -not in a good way either-

she laughed and it went down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you looking for a stud? I have the STD and all I am looking for is U!

Thank me later if you get an instant block from her!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Can I jump in your knickers?

I've just shit in mine.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"At a nightclub - Dancing is just a conversation, shall we talk?

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At a nightclub, ask a girl if she wants to dance. If she says yes, off you go. If she says no, say 'oh you must have misheard. I said you look fat in that dress!'

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

"
who told you that one ??? Its epic

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic"

No it’s bad someone sent me that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

"
yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x"

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over a year ago

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

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B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx

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over a year ago

Have you seen my guide dog because you’ve blinded me with your good looks

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx"

Iv never ever done one

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over a year ago

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx

Iv never ever done one

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I qasnt sure you had I think you should start one x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx

Iv never ever done one

"
I never knew that

You should, go for it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx

Iv never ever done one

I never knew that

You should, go for it

No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx

Iv never ever done one

I never knew that

You should, go for it

No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head

"
Actually, yeah good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx

Iv never ever done one

I never knew that

You should, go for it

No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head

"
I'd love to find out what's going on in that head of yours xxx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx

Iv never ever done one

I never knew that

You should, go for it

No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head

I'd love to find out what's going on in that head of yours xxx"

Brave man

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx

Iv never ever done one

I never knew that

You should, go for it

No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head

I'd love to find out what's going on in that head of yours xxx"

Right now I think yours is worse than mine

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx

Iv never ever done one

I never knew that

You should, go for it

No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head

Actually, yeah good point

Shush you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If corona doesn’t take you out can I

who told you that one ??? Its epic

No it’s bad someone sent me that

yes it's bad but I'll admit it made me laugh out loud and the person in the back lane I was in looked at me funny lol x

B it's about time you started a thread worth commenting on it's been ages since you done one xxx

Iv never ever done one

I never knew that

You should, go for it

No one really wants to know what’s going on in my head

Actually, yeah good point

Shush you

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