FabSwingers.com forum: Accident during sex

By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Say your having sex... and one of you accidentally trumps or releases a bit of wind.. what would your reaction be.. ? Would you carry on or expect an apology..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d prob start laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh it off

Sex is supposed to be fun and a giggle

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Laugh it off

Sex is supposed to be fun and a giggle"

What if the smell is unbearable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grin and bare it or open a window and spray some deodorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop fucking the arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just light candles in preparation before just incase lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually covered this in my bio a while ago but you want to be able to laugh about this stuff during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just light candles in preparation before just incase lol"

Naked flames and a gassy bum

Not a good mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just light candles in preparation before just incase lol

Naked flames and a gassy bum

Not a good mix

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if it’s planned right should be no gas lol

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Laughing out loud at this thread

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By *aulaxd500TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan

If it's during oral then apologies required

Otherwise it's just funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think more embarrassment come from the quiffing when doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think more embarrassment come from the quiffing when doggy "

I agree x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact:- Did you know that if you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot?

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Gosh having someone bent over and they trump with their ass up.. well there’s only one way it’s going.. right up your nose... imagine the face you pul but you carry on

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out "
exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely thought this was just normal. Oh well, shits funny

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud .......

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud ....... "

Or sounds like the red buzzer

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By *upersilver88Man
over a year ago

hazelgrove

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud ....... "

I love that noise and feel of it. Especially after a cream pie

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By *aulaxd500TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud ....... "

I always take that as I sign I'm doing a good job, no idea why ladies find it embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud .......

I always take that as I sign I'm doing a good job, no idea why ladies find it embarrassing

Coz don’t want the guy or lady to think u fanny farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread looks like my kindergarten days! It was fun, talking about farts and poops!

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"The dread of feeling the air pumped in.........

No control over that coming out exactly this

Then it thunders out like a standing ovation..... so loud .......

I always take that as I sign I'm doing a good job, no idea why ladies find it embarrassing

Coz don’t want the guy or lady to think u fanny farted

So funny........... how am I meant to sleep with this in my mind...... what was that noise? Oh yeah...... I know

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"This thread looks like my kindergarten days! It was fun, talking about farts and poops!

Threads should be fun! Full of banter and a touch of education

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Once I was having sex with my ex wife and it accidentally slipped out under the covers.. maybe I had one too many brandy’s that night.. anyway.. it did not go down well.. she put the duvet over my head and made me stay under it for 5 minutes... I kept shouting from inside the duvet... IM SORRRYYYY!! believe me after that experience I felt like stapling my ass shut forever the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp

there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp

there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe "

Sorry, I killed the thread. CPR, will not work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp

there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe

Sorry, I killed the thread. CPR, will not work!"

Tasering might?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t really get embarrassed as much as I should. I’ve fallen off the bed, given myself a nosebleed, thrown up and cried because of toe cramp

there’s not really much that would make me mega cringe

Sorry, I killed the thread. CPR, will not work!

Tasering might?"

Nothing will!

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart isn't an accident.. I sprained my ankle during sex and fainted when I tried to stand up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fact:- Did you know that if you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot?"

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Say your having sex... and one of you accidentally trumps or releases a bit of wind.. what would your reaction be.. ? Would you carry on or expect an apology.. "

Put out any naked lights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the receiving end of a very pleasant blow job once, when I felt the urge to fart. As a gentleman I couldn't possibly, especially where she was so I held it in, but got so tense I got cramp and ended up hopping around the room anyway. Fortunately we were that comfortable with each other it was funny..

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Gas mask at the ready,

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By *unny usernameMan
4 days ago

Portsmouth

Hahah I was fucking my ex and I was on top, my legs were wide and in results of that my cheeks were spread, I came so fucking hard and exploded inside her, whilst simultaneously let out a big loud fart, fortunately I had cum, and she found the funny side of it

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By *nnandElleCouple
4 days ago

Brackley

When I (Enn, male half) was a student about a thousand years ago, my then girlfriend was riding me

one night with vigour, and she ripped out a thunderous fart the like of which I've rarely heard - it was like someone tearing a length of sail cloth in an echo chamber.

She was mortified, but I damn near shat myself laughing.

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By *idlifePervMan
4 days ago

Alderley Edge

It's a moment killer if only for the laughing. I tend to laugh it off and then start to get things going again.

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
4 days ago

Aberdeen

This thread is hilarious 😂 I'm dying laughing

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
4 days ago

BRIDPORT

"Laugh it off

Sex is supposed to be fun and a giggle

What if the smell is unbearable lol"

I’d probably laugh and say ‘Jesus Christ, what have you got, a dead rat up your arse’

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By *oxy-RedWoman
4 days ago

pink panther territory

"This thread is hilarious 😂 I'm dying laughing "

Me to I needed a good laugh

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By *iresmillyWoman
4 days ago

Dublin

I would die if I farted in front of a fuck mate, but I wouldn’t care if they did at all

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
3 days ago

ciren

Fanny fart?

Or bottom fart?

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
3 days ago

Chichester

Instantly stop rimming them!

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By *eorgesdad69Man
3 days ago

nottingham

Fanny farts are giggled about, my arse has farted when I am being fucked vigorously 🤪👍🤪

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
3 days ago

M20

Don’t worry, there are nitrates in farts that make your DNA’s telomeres more stable. Smelling fart is literally anti aging.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
3 days ago

Poole

I blocked a guy for this. Twice we'd met him. Both times as he came during a BJ, he let rip big time. No appoligy, or said any thing. My face was in the area, just no and rude!

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
3 days ago

Chichester

"Don’t worry, there are nitrates in farts that make your DNA’s telomeres more stable. Smelling fart is literally anti aging."
Your not selling it to me!

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By *ripfillMan
3 days ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

It just wouldn’t happen - I would be traumatised …

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
3 days ago

M20

"Don’t worry, there are nitrates in farts that make your DNA’s telomeres more stable. Smelling fart is literally anti aging. Your not selling it to me!

Stick to Nivea

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By *he Silver FuxMan
3 days ago

Uttoxeter

Suck it in, blow across a lighter and roar “ I’M A DRAGON! Rrraagh!!” 🔥

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By *edstockings2Couple
3 days ago

Ilfracombe

As long as it doesn't smell, laugh and carry on.

After open the window 🪟

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By *Xtriple7Couple
3 days ago

N Peterborough.

Mrs will kill me for this but she can queef for England. Especially in doggy. Bit embarrassing but not as bad as malodourous flatulence.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
3 days ago

Second star to the right…

"Mrs will kill me for this but she can queef for England. Especially in doggy. Bit embarrassing but not as bad as malodourous flatulence. "

Someone is sleeping on the sofa tonight 😂

A quick snigger and carry on, fortunately no one has let out one needing an oxygen mask yet!

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By *allGuy1000Man
3 days ago

Reading

"I blocked a guy for this. Twice we'd met him. Both times as he came during a BJ, he let rip big time. No appoligy, or said any thing. My face was in the area, just no and rude! "

This needs more clarification… did he fart at the point of ejaculation or roll over and let rip?? You say twice? Was he a repeat offender?

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By *irthmasterCoolMan
3 days ago

Leeds

Laugh sniff and arse lick

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By *uriousscouserWoman
3 days ago

Wirral

I do find farts quite funny.

Just as well, because if you fold me in half I'm going to fart a little fart.

I am a lady though, so it would be a ladylike, violet-scented poot rather than an uncouth sheet-shredder.

I'm not sure I'd want to have sex if it was so serious that a fart could wreck it.

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By *inceIlkestonMan
3 days ago

Ilkeston

"Say your having sex... and one of you accidentally trumps or releases a bit of wind.. what would your reaction be.. ? Would you carry on or expect an apology.. "

How dare you fart before my wife, he said.

I'm terribley sorry I reply. I didn't know it was her turn!

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By *erfHerder74Man
3 days ago

Inverclyde

Unfortunately it’s natural , especially during intercourse, where else can all that pumped air go

Either giggles or say oops souse me and carry on

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 days ago

couple, us we him her.

"Laugh sniff and arse lick "

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