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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love it when someone recommends a song that I end up loving. But as I’m such a weirdo, let’s all share a song we hate/ find annoying below because... we’ll just because really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply the best by Tina Turner makes me want to jump into wood shredder.

Anything by Adele has the same effect

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Anything by Queen especially Bo wrap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Simply the best by Tina Turner makes me want to jump into wood shredder.

Anything by Adele has the same effect "

Lmao.

I love Adele, but sad but she can sing. I hate hate hate Ed Sheeran though. All of his stuff but ‘you need me, I don’t need you’ grates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything by Queen especially Bo wrap. "

Do more! Do more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything by Queen especially Bo wrap. "

One of my favourite bands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dizzy by tommy roe. I used to live in pubs and this guy would sing that same song on karaoke every week for 2 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karma chameleon-culture club

Pour some acid in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Sam Smith makes me want to rip my ears off and smash the nearest object. That attention seeking, pointless, waste of space really boils my piss.

If you can’t tell, I deeply dislike Sam Smith.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything by Queen especially Bo wrap.

One of my favourite bands.

"

Same but it’s fun. You know in a ‘let’s watch the world burn’ kind of way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old town road. Grrr hate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dizzy by tommy roe. I used to live in pubs and this guy would sing that same song on karaoke every week for 2 years "

It is maybe sadism at that point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Karma chameleon-culture club

Pour some acid in my eyes"

I’ll do you one better, go full van gough!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything by Sam Smith makes me want to rip my ears off and smash the nearest object. That attention seeking, pointless, waste of space really boils my piss.

If you can’t tell, I deeply dislike Sam Smith. "

I love Sam Smith but I also love that you got this out there! This is a safe place

-this is not sarcasm btw, I’m struggling to get the sincerity across but it’s there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Old town road. Grrr hate it "

Which of the five thousand remixes do you hate most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Coldplay just makes me want to lay down sobbing in a depressed ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old town road. Grrr hate it

Which of the five thousand remixes do you hate most "

Haha. I really don't know why I read this post and thought about it. Now it's in there on chorus reply .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything by Coldplay just makes me want to lay down sobbing in a depressed ball "

Can I interest you in some Lana Del Rey?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Anything by Sam Smith makes me want to rip my ears off and smash the nearest object. That attention seeking, pointless, waste of space really boils my piss.

If you can’t tell, I deeply dislike Sam Smith. "

Not just me that hates the whiny little prick, then ?

I can't stand Pass The Duchie or Macca's Wonderful Christmas Time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything by Coldplay just makes me want to lay down sobbing in a depressed ball

Can I interest you in some Lana Del Rey? "

Lana del Rey is my favourite artist I think she’s dreamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when someone recommends a song that I end up loving. But as I’m such a weirdo, let’s all share a song we hate/ find annoying below because... we’ll just because really.

"
like a virgin kissed for the very first time like virgin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything by Coldplay just makes me want to lay down sobbing in a depressed ball

Can I interest you in some Lana Del Rey?

Lana del Rey is my favourite artist I think she’s dreamy "

I loved her but ultraviolence is the last thing I liked by her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love it when someone recommends a song that I end up loving. But as I’m such a weirdo, let’s all share a song we hate/ find annoying below because... we’ll just because really.

like a virgin kissed for the very first time like virgin "

Triggering?

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

It's raining men by the Weather Girls or Bryan Adams Summer of 69, make me want to scream, i managed a bar that played those songs as part of the playlist, everyday, more than once a day for 6 years!!!!

I am coming out in hives just thinking about it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything by Coldplay just makes me want to lay down sobbing in a depressed ball

Can I interest you in some Lana Del Rey? "

I havent heard any of her stuff - but there was a thread on here a while back about who is your famous lookalike and someone said I look like her - I think they were being overly flattering isnt she about 12?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything by Coldplay just makes me want to lay down sobbing in a depressed ball

Can I interest you in some Lana Del Rey?

I havent heard any of her stuff - but there was a thread on here a while back about who is your famous lookalike and someone said I look like her - I think they were being overly flattering isnt she about 12? "

Not Lana del rey it was Corriene Bailey Rae

I'm ancient - I have no idea who either of them are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red red wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on Eileen.................Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/wEwNcnklcsk

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Anything by UB40, simply red and Toni Braxton makes me shudder just thinking off their songs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Dancing in the moonlight and cake by the ocean are songs I wouldn't miss if I never heard them again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's in the strawberry patch with sally.!

Tony Orlando and Dawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiggfeild!! Anything by wiggfeild!!! Oh my word its torture!!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

It's a genre rather than a song. That horrible 80s Spandex rock sound, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's raining men by the Weather Girls or Bryan Adams Summer of 69, make me want to scream, i managed a bar that played those songs as part of the playlist, everyday, more than once a day for 6 years!!!!

I am coming out in hives just thinking about it!!"

This sounds like something out of ‘the good place’ on Netflix (spoilers beyond this point) when they’re really in the bad place

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"It's a genre rather than a song. That horrible 80s Spandex rock sound, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard..."

Lol that's my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything by Coldplay just makes me want to lay down sobbing in a depressed ball

Can I interest you in some Lana Del Rey?

I havent heard any of her stuff - but there was a thread on here a while back about who is your famous lookalike and someone said I look like her - I think they were being overly flattering isnt she about 12? "

Lmao she’s not twelve but she’s prettty so still a nice compliment. She’s just sad a lot but like, aren’t we all, m8?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything by Coldplay just makes me want to lay down sobbing in a depressed ball

Can I interest you in some Lana Del Rey?

I havent heard any of her stuff - but there was a thread on here a while back about who is your famous lookalike and someone said I look like her - I think they were being overly flattering isnt she about 12?

Not Lana del rey it was Corriene Bailey Rae

I'm ancient - I have no idea who either of them are "
oh no way? I was listening to her this morning. Gf was reading her wiki to me. She’s great! Also a still compliment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red red wine. "

Lmao this is played at every one of my family BBQs when the real reggae songs have already been played

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on Eileen.................Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

you’re killing me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything by UB40, simply red and Toni Braxton makes me shudder just thinking off their songs"

Their songs are thought up by the devil. In case you were wondering if there’s Satan or not, explain these guys! Amirite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dancing in the moonlight and cake by the ocean are songs I wouldn't miss if I never heard them again "

Dancing in the moonlight used to come on every shift I did at co-op when I worked in my final year of uni. It definitely motivated me to finish my degree and get out of there!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's in the strawberry patch with sally.!

Tony Orlando and Dawn "

I don’t know it but I feel your pain

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

If I was a rich man by Topol, because I never will be, he probably was though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wiggfeild!! Anything by wiggfeild!!! Oh my word its torture!! "

Again I’m unfamiliar (I’m still a bambino remember) but I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a genre rather than a song. That horrible 80s Spandex rock sound, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard..."

Play it at my funeral to make sure I’m dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was a rich man by Topol, because I never will be, he probably was though"

I thought of ‘Rich girl’ by Gwen Stefani and that’s getting added to the list!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i kissed a girl and i liked it Matthew perry

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"It's a genre rather than a song. That horrible 80s Spandex rock sound, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard..."

Did you forget guns 'n' Rose's?

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Fairytale of New York. There I said it.

Genres? Anything of the current fashion for auto tuning the hell out of any song. These guys may be able to carry a tune (& not in a bucket) but who would know.

Adele..shouter.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

This thread is seriously making me consider if I have shit taste in music majority of songs listed I have on my

Playlists ...

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Come on Eileen makes me heave, as does anything by UB40. And Kate Bush's voice cuts right through me.

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"Anything by Sam Smith makes me want to rip my ears off and smash the nearest object. That attention seeking, pointless, waste of space really boils my piss.

If you can’t tell, I deeply dislike Sam Smith. "

I'm with you wholeheartedly, but "no promises" was playing in the background when my wonderful FWB was sucking me off for the first time, so it I reluctantly give it a reprieve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agga doo tends to make me want to punch the DJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sigue sigue sputnik: Love missile.

Cant stand them or the song

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Dancing in the moonlight and cake by the ocean are songs I wouldn't miss if I never heard them again

Dancing in the moonlight used to come on every shift I did at co-op when I worked in my final year of uni. It definitely motivated me to finish my degree and get out of there!! "

Being a cover, Dancing In The Moonlight is not their best song, nor the one they deserve to be remembered for.

Achille Heel, however, is a fantastic track and far superior

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Sweet Caroline.... dun dun dun

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"This thread is seriously making me consider if I have shit taste in music majority of songs listed I have on my

Playlists ..."
going out on a limb. I'd say yes your taste is unfortunately really shit.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Barbie girl. i hate hate hate it with a vengeance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Oasis makes my ears bleed!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"If I was a rich man by Topol, because I never will be, he probably was though"

This on the other hand is an unappreciated classic

https://youtu.be/mtnCcWOS7y8

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Another nomination for Come On Eileen. Dexy’s made songs that were massively better and for them to be best known for this drivel is a travesty.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Another nomination for Come On Eileen. Dexy’s made songs that were massively better and for them to be best known for this drivel is a travesty."

Kevin Rowlands is a genius. Come on Eileen a bit of a millstone. A good pension millstone, but anything off Young Soul Rebels is superior. Too Rye Aye as an album is pretty good though.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"It's a genre rather than a song. That horrible 80s Spandex rock sound, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard...

Did you forget guns 'n' Rose's? "

I'd managed to block them from my memory, thanks for putting them back

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

I will survive by Gloria Gaynor.

Mainly cos it makes pissed women go all loud & volatile lol.

And that somebody I used to know by gotye. Hate that, radio off instantly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i kissed a girl and i liked it Matthew perry "

He does kiss a guy in friends and Ross tells Monica and they take the piss out of him. But isn’t the song by Katy Perry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some great additions to the thread. My ears are bleeding at the thought of some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's raining men by the Weather Girls or Bryan Adams Summer of 69, make me want to scream, i managed a bar that played those songs as part of the playlist, everyday, more than once a day for 6 years!!!!

I am coming out in hives just thinking about it!!"

I once quit a band because the asked me to learn Summer of 69.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dancing in the moonlight and cake by the ocean are songs I wouldn't miss if I never heard them again

Dancing in the moonlight used to come on every shift I did at co-op when I worked in my final year of uni. It definitely motivated me to finish my degree and get out of there!!

Being a cover, Dancing In The Moonlight is not their best song, nor the one they deserve to be remembered for.

Achille Heel, however, is a fantastic track and far superior "

I have to admit, Toploader are my guilty pleasure and I even have them booked to play a gig later in the year (not that it will be happening now I imagine), but that Moonlight song is fucking gash. As previously mentioned, Achilles Heel is a proper tune, and there third album, Only Human, is brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with that idiot Pitbull (Mr Worldwide) mumblin away in it...captain cockballs himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything with that idiot Pitbull (Mr Worldwide) mumblin away in it...captain cockballs himself"

Omg I have buried the trauma of listening to pitbull so deep that I forgot that he existed

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

God Save The Queen. Not the Sex Pistols one, that fucking dirge they play when they're hoisting a flag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God Save The Queen. Not the Sex Pistols one, that fucking dirge they play when they're hoisting a flag."

When the camera gets too close and you hear the footballers singing it out of tune

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"Another nomination for Come On Eileen. Dexy’s made songs that were massively better and for them to be best known for this drivel is a travesty."

I feel the same about 'the whole of the moon', the Waterboys have some great albums full of brilliant tunes, but this is the go to track every time

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

This could be a new thread..

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