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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Genius!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genius!!"

Phew! relief, thought you were gonna say he died!

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

very much a genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who?"

Punk poet, really funny

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Genius!!

Phew! relief, thought you were gonna say he died!

Double Phew!! I got a real fright seeing this thread title as I'm supposed to be going to see him speak on Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer Mini Cooper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prefer Mini Cooper

John Cooper Clarke has lasted longer than the original Mini Cooper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genius!!

Phew! relief, thought you were gonna say he died!

Double Phew!! I got a real fright seeing this thread title as I'm supposed to be going to see him speak on Saturday."

Oh brilliant! his gigs are such fun, have a great night

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Looks pretty much the same as he did in the 70's, still brill though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Genius!!

Phew! relief, thought you were gonna say he died!

Double Phew!! I got a real fright seeing this thread title as I'm supposed to be going to see him speak on Saturday."

He's brilliant live.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Genius!!

Phew! relief, thought you were gonna say he died!

Double Phew!! I got a real fright seeing this thread title as I'm supposed to be going to see him speak on Saturday.

He's brilliant live."

But you never see a nipple in the daily express...quality!

and Kung fu international..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Genius!!

Phew! relief, thought you were gonna say he died!

Double Phew!! I got a real fright seeing this thread title as I'm supposed to be going to see him speak on Saturday.

He's brilliant live.

But you never see a nipple in the daily express...quality!

and Kung fu international.."

Chicken Town

Hire Car

I don't want to be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ05xMJMqUs&feature=related

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

He's on Steve Wright in the Afternoon today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside the take-away, Saturday night

a bald adolescent, asks me out for a fight

He was no bigger than a two-penny fart

he was a deft exponent of the martial art

He gave me three warnings:

Trod on me toes, stuck his fingers in my eyes

and kicked me in the nose

A rabbit punch made me eyes explode

My head went dead, I fell in the road

I pleaded for mercy

I wriggled on the ground

he kicked me in the balls

and said something profound

Gave my face the millimetre tread

Stole me chop suey and left me for dead

Through rivers of blood and splintered bones

I crawled half a mile to the public telephone

pulled the corpse out the call box, held back the bile

and with a broken index finger, I proceeded to dial

I couldn't get an ambulance

the phone was screwed

The receiver fell in half

it had been kung fu'd

A black belt karate cop opened up the door

demanding information about the stiff on the floor

he looked like an extra from Yang Shang Po

he said What's all this then

ah so, ah so, ah so.

he wore a bamboo mask

he was gen'ned on zen

He finished his devotions and he beat me up again

Thanks to that embryonic Bruce Lee

I'm a shadow of the person that I used to be

I can't go back to Salford

the cops have got me marked

Enter the Dragon

Exit Johnny Clarke

the only poem i remeber,but it did remind me of my youth

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By *ucky_LadsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Kidderminster+ surrounding areas.

listened to him on radio 2 on way home from work,made me think back to seeing him many years ago at barbarellas in bham,sheerbrill it was!.

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By *ampopotwoCouple
over a year ago

southampton

JCC's FS Profile;

Male;

Stick thin

Black birds nest hair

Fem.

Big bug eyes

Death ray glare

Feet like water wings

Purple hair

Gives great tenticle action!

Blob of slime fuck buddy also available.

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