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What should you Not do in the buff?...(Naked)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will start with fry sausages.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

do steam ironing !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

visit a muslim beach...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet the parents

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Go to tescos

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Shit"

why cant you shit naked???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit

why cant you shit naked??? "

Thought he'd just forgot what he was going to write!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit

why cant you shit naked??? "

.yeah .. i often do shit naked lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

play the cymbals

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Go to mass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the front door to someone who ISNT the person that you are meant to be meeting xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to mass "
and FFS dont walk naked thru scotland.. just how many years jail has that poor guy done ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

burn paint off the wood work with a blow lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down without looking

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

attend parents evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit down without looking "

Sounds like you might have done that.

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

chop fresh chillies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cactus catching

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mus wrestle....it gets EVERYWHERE

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Running. It makes the boobs all jiggly.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mud....should have said mud ffs lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cuddle a Cactus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use a meat clever "ouch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit down without looking "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit down without looking

Sounds like you might have done that. "

Not me guv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit down without looking "

Aha! you have though and from that grin you enjoyed it! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit down without looking

Aha! you have though and from that grin you enjoyed it! lol! "
Nah was grinning at the vision of you I'n that predicament.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer the front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sleepwalking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play leap frog - actually saw this on a nudist beach - not a pretty site !

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

The front garden, especially laying that bark stuff, oooo I've got a splinter

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Nick Knowles apparently once cooked in the buff and burnt his cock (im guessing with fat splatter) ever since i heard that i cant help but think of him whenever i hear Kings of Leon sing Sex on Fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked skydive great on the way down not so great landing in nettles ... Still hurts to think of if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mow the lawn! You should always wear good strong shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to work

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

Electric arc welding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave your towel in the kitchen when you go in the bath then realise when you have finished where you life it so walk thro the living room butt naked and wet only to realise to late your kid and their mates in there

oh yes i found that one out the hard way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave your towel in the kitchen when you go in the bath then realise when you have finished where you life it so walk thro the living room butt naked and wet only to realise to late your kid and their mates in there

oh yes i found that one out the hard way "

Bet the mates liked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave your towel in the kitchen when you go in the bath then realise when you have finished where you life it so walk thro the living room butt naked and wet only to realise to late your kid and their mates in there

oh yes i found that one out the hard way

Bet the mates liked "

well the only plus side to that scenario was it was my 19 year old not the 11 year old so i didnt expose myself to a minor i think id have killed myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m my experience there’s not much demand for naked crossdressers……… so I guess that’s a relatively futile buff-exploit…… init...eh!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

poke the fire

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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BBQ, finished up with a nasty blister on my boob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sit in garden ,get bitten by the ants,,or a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cud buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz rnd ,,

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

clean the windows...outside

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

drive your caR hmm

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Walk over to an unmarked Police car for a light in a rural rest area

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

attend a funeral

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ride a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do any ironing ... ouch!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Chop wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prune rose bushes or out stinging nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pick up your children from school

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

You shouldn't use the grinder in the buff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never climb a ladder or do a bbq if you have any sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go skiing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do a family shop

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