FabSwingers.com forum: Famous lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or lines that have stuck with you from a movie?

Keep the change ya filthy animal.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Frankly my dear i don't give a damn.

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton

Were all innocent in here don't you know

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By *ink flamingoWoman
over a year ago

essex

Buckle up spanky!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Call me Ishmael ( movie and book)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw, of what I did, of who I am. And most of all, I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you.

Dirty Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" mistake. Big mistake. Huge"

Pretty Woman

Quite apt atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm smart, you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. Matilda film lv it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth."

Love it

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

A cock in a frock on a rock.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Were all innocent in here don't you know "

We all are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible c*nt. Me.

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By *tu81321Man
over a year ago

leigh

To infinity and beyond (toy story)

I’ll be BACK

Hadrion

ROCKY

Was board lol keep safe guys and dolls xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To infinity and beyond (toy story)

I’ll be BACK

Hadrion

ROCKY

Was board lol keep safe guys and dolls xx"

Love toy story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's one I haven't been on before

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her

Yes, I am sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.’

And

‘Bye, Felicia!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the flowers are still standing!!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Don’t listen to him Toney think of all the Agg he’s caused ya

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Carpe Diem boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's something you dont see every day

Ghostbusters

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"That will be the day" !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mpudi: Like it's a funeral. You've gotta smile, man, and tell her she looks good.

Steyn: How come suddenly you're an expert on women?

Mpudi: I got seven wives. How many you got?

Steyn: So why aren't you at home with your seven wives?

Mpudi: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.

Steyn: So, what did you marry them for?

Mpudi: Someday I have to tell you the facts of life...

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Got to be up there as one of the biggest:

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Also,

Do you expect me to talk?

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die...

Also,

Varoom, varoom, varooom, screech, screech, varoom, varoom, screech, bishbosh, varooom , varoom, screech ( hub cap flys out of shot) varoom, varoom, screech.... (car spins in dust, looses sight of baddies) ......

Film?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Oh I was going to say the bigger boat one, never mind.

"Open the pod bay doors HAL"

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By *izzy_RascalsCouple
over a year ago

Not quite over the hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth."

Got to be my favourite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

um on innnnnnn

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By *izzy_RascalsCouple
over a year ago

Not quite over the hill

Say hello to my little friend

Thats no moon

I am serious and don’t call me Shirley

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

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By *izzy_RascalsCouple
over a year ago

Not quite over the hill

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

Classic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.’

And

‘Bye, Felicia!’"

What's the first one out of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice one Centurian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.’

And

‘Bye, Felicia!’

What's the first one out of?"

When Harry Met Sally, one of my absolute faves.

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By *napperSpikeMan
over a year ago

St Albans

Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck", make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying "What the Fuck", brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.

Risky Business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are the borg. lower your shields and surrender your ships. we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

I love the smell of Napalm, in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.’

And

‘Bye, Felicia!’

What's the first one out of?

When Harry Met Sally, one of my absolute faves.

Thanks

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Nice one Centurian"

Found this spoon sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one goes up to 11

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Two others;

A waaafer thin mint.

And

If you adn’t nailed im to the perch he’d be pushin up the daises....

....... this is an ex parrot

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I want... what they want...

Hand sanitizer... toilet rolll... so I can feel good when I’m safe and clean while wiping my ass!

Rambo during covid 19

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welease Woger !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!!

uh oh

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want... what they want...

Hand sanitizer... toilet rolll... so I can feel good when I’m safe and clean while wiping my ass!

Rambo during covid 19"

Funny but true.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Shat on by the Tories and shovelled up by Labour"

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By *eddynAngelCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

“Have you ever fucked on cocaine nick?.... it’s nice”

Sharon stone - Basic instinct

(Then she opens her legs with no underwear) yes that’s what she says before she does one of the most memorable naughty scenes in movie history!

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Roads, where we're going we don't need .... roads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roads, where we're going we don't need .... roads!"

What's this out of ?

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Roads, where we're going we don't need .... roads!

What's this out of ?"

Back to the future

At the end... when Marty says we need to back the car up we don’t have enough road to get to 88 miles per hour... then doc says “roads....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters...

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Are you talking to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many to choose from, but I’ll go with......

“Are you not entertained? Are you NOT entertained?! Is this not why you are here?!”

Fitting for Fab some days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

“You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?”

The War of the Roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place"

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!!

uh oh"

I've seen a peanut stand I've heard a rubber band I've looked a needle right in the eye, but I've just about seen every thing when I see an elephant fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to count to 3, there will not be a 4

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

wheres your tool

what tool

this faking tool

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people."

V for Vendetta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There ain’t no way....no way that you could come from my loins. I’m gonna go home and smack your momma in the mouth!

Oh look daddy - a big old nasty alligator.

That reminds me - I need to call your momma.

If’n I wasn’t in high speed pursuit I’d take him and his suki-yaki bicycle and throw em in the clink.

“Buford - I hope you got good life insurance”

“I got my whole ass in good hands!”

“King king ain’t got hands that big !”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A famous woman done a line of my cock once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roads, where we're going we don't need .... roads!

What's this out of ?

Back to the future

At the end... when Marty says we need to back the car up we don’t have enough road to get to 88 miles per hour... then doc says “roads...."

Thanks. That would have drove me nuts thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

n I thought you'd be bigger!

Roadhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guns pointed at your heart....

That's my least vulnerable spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"n I thought you'd be bigger!

Roadhouse

“That girl has entirely too many brains to have an ass like that”

“Don’t you ever sleep ?”

“Doc I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead”

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I want to play a game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"n I thought you'd be bigger!

Roadhouse

“That girl has entirely too many brains to have an ass like that”

“Don’t you ever sleep ?”

“Doc I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead”

such a great film

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You wasted $150,000 on an education you could of got for $1.50 in late fees at the public library.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"I'm a man"

"Nobody's perfect"

Some like it hot

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

(Unless it's on here. )

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

"You gotta ask yourself one question.... do i feel lucky?...... well do ya punk?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

But as my plastic surgeon used to say, if you gotta go, go with a smile.

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By *fdswingCouple
over a year ago

Hereford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me to da choppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

GOOD LUCK..... from the same film.

That part has stuck with me for years ....

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By *fdswingCouple
over a year ago

Hereford

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

Same film ... Get away from her you bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

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By *iger1980Man
over a year ago

cambridge

“You’re a big man but you’re out of shape, with me it’s a full time job now behave yourself “ (gives him a slap)

Michael Caine I’m Get Carter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"n I thought you'd be bigger!

Roadhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at "hello".

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

I feel the need, the need for speed!

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

Hello, Clarice.

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But as my plastic surgeon used to say, if you gotta go, go with a smile. "

Jack Nicholson as the Joker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on in pussy lovers, this is a pussy blowout

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"But as my plastic surgeon used to say, if you gotta go, go with a smile.

Jack Nicholson as the Joker?"

Correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on in pussy lovers, this is a pussy blowout"

Dawn til Dusk?

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible c*nt. Me."

Good ol' Brick Top...he really was an 'orrible c*nt in that role! Brilliant film!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on in pussy lovers, this is a pussy blowout

Dawn til Dusk?"
Dusk till dawn so yes correct x

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

I love the smell of Napalm, in the morning "

Jake and Elwood???? And Apocalypse now...2 crackers!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The avalanche has already started it is to late for the pebbles to vote

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

My name is Gunnery Sgt Hartman,your senior drill instructor. You will speak only when spoken to and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"You bring the heads of conquered king to my city steps"

"you insult my queen"

"You threaten my people with slavery and death!" "

Oh iv chosen my words carefully Persian perhaps you should have done the same"

"THIS IS SPARTA"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elwood: There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Joliet Jake: Hit it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.” -The Wizard of Oz, 1939

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

When the aliens took him up in the spaceship... the aliens abused him... sexually!

Independence Day.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Buckle up spanky!"
love it lol

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By *ave BearMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Here's Johnny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!!!!!!

This town needs an enema !

“This man has complained that you called him dickless. Is this true?”

“Yes......this man has no dick”

Put the bunny back in the box

Zed’s dead baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not saying i want to but id like to see if it fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I new how to quit you

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

There’s something out there waiting for us... and it ain’t no maaaaaan!

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By *ave BearMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I need your clothes, your boots, and your .....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

No no no no noooo... I have a headache...

It might be a tumer..

It’s nad a tuumaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No no no no noooo... I have a headache...

It might be a tumer..

It’s nad a tuumaaaa "

And my dad's heads so big he can't wear any hats

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"No no no no noooo... I have a headache...

It might be a tumer..

It’s nad a tuumaaaa

And my dad's heads so big he can't wear any hats "

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

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By *ave BearMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You're gonna need a bigger boat!

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By *mileysimieMan
over a year ago

tewkesbury

. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoyed reading famous lines in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put him in a body bag, Johnny! Yeah!

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Get your ass to Mars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in! Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!”

-Peter Pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"n I thought you'd be bigger!

Roadhouse

“That girl has entirely too many brains to have an ass like that”

“Don’t you ever sleep ?”

“Doc I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead”

such a great film "

Agree - great movie

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

No matter what occurs, i will find you, no matter how far, i will find you " last of the mohicans"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's no good to me dead

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By *killsMan
over a year ago

Never Never Land

Now don’t go getting excited over dead flying fucking cows

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By *ookworm258Man
over a year ago

Wythenshawe

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick asses and I'm all out of bubblegum

Your momma ate my dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one puts baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to count to 3, there will not be a 4

"
is that sesame street?

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

The line must be drawn here. This far. No further!

Jean-Luc Picard

Star Trek: First Contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the king of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go ahead make my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's Johnny!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I'm too old for this shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the aliens took him up in the spaceship... the aliens abused him... sexually!

Independence Day."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re only noodles Michael

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over a year ago

"I’m going to count to 3, there will not be a 4

is that sesame street?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”

From: Cool Hand Luke (1967)

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Cinderfuckinrella

Left turn clyde

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the

Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will

shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness

for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious

Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers

And you will know

My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside

Hate to be pedantic but the Jaws one is 'You're gonna need a bigger boat!' (not we're

)

Oooooooooooweeeeeeeee you're good looking. You're hot! It's like looking in a mirror only..... not

Face Off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King Kong ain’t got shit on me.

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Officer Terry - “Hey Doofy smell my fingers....”

Officer Doofy - “Uh ah what’s that...”

Officer Terry - “that’s when you know you become a man doofy...”

Officer Doofy - “Hey terry smell my fingers...”

Officer Terry - “aaahhhhh errrr uhhhhh what the hell is that?....”

Officer Doofy - “MY ASS!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure

It is our light, not our darkness which most frightens us

Your playing small does not serve the world , there is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you

We were all meant to shine as children do

It’s not just in some of us it’s in everyone,

And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission for others to do the same

As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You're one ugly Muthafucka

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

One of my favourites..

“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"You're one ugly Muthafucka

Whaaaaaaat the helll are youuuuuu!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m going to count to 3, there will not be a 4

is that sesame street?

To funny

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

During the war

Alright Dave

Luvvly Jubbly

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By *hy guy400Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for”

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I want that one...

I'm a Laaaddyyy...

Yeh but no but yeh but no but..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads'

Back to the Future

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Your in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man I history...

(Very apt for here)

Gooooood morning Vietnammmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man I history...

(Very apt for here)

Gooooood morning Vietnammmmmm"

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didnt exist.

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By *ho Dares WinsMan
over a year ago

Wilford

I think you're mistaking me for someone who gives a shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you're mistaking me for someone who gives a shit"

What is this out of ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUBAR

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FUBAR

????

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Who's in my house.........the DEVIL....THE DEVIL IS NOT WELCOME HEEEERRRRREEEEE

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"FUBAR

????"

FUBAR

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

FUBAR....Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!

- Withnail and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FUBAR

????"

Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition!

Tango and Cash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FUBAR....Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition!"

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

You know why?

It was outta respect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know why?

It was outta respect."

Don't know this one?

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

"where you get those scars from?Eating pussy"

"Take your stinkng paws off me you damn dirty ape"

"I'll make him a offer he cant refuse"

"My mama once said....you all know the rest

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

""where you get those scars from?Eating pussy"

Haha love it!!!

"Take your stinkng paws off me you damn dirty ape"

"I'll make him a offer he cant refuse"

"My mama once said....you all know the rest"

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

" relax said the nightman we are programmed to receive"....song

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

That's a nice fish, bug fucking eyes but a nice fucking fish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ this is my rifle , this is my gun *grabs crotch* . This is for fighting , this is for fun “

Full metal jacket. Still makes me laugh to this day

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey

American pie (2 I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hey lazer lips , your mamma was a snow blower “

Short circuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Hey lazer lips , your mamma was a snow blower “

Short circuit "

Used many a time in high school to insult mates.

"You can put it anywhere"

Sarah Michelle Gellar to Ryan Philippe in Cruel Intentions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mutiny Mr Christian mutiny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour he'd be pralines and dick

Waynes world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you dont understand i coulda had class i coulda been a contender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go into the long grass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its just a flesh wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am serious and don't call me Shirley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

martini. Gin not vodka obviously stirred for 10 whilst looking at a bottle of Vermouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back

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