FabSwingers.com forum: Are you a good shag?!

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Rate yourself outta 10...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you rate yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4.2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate yourself outta 10...

Been told to go and fuck meself a few times, but this is a new one

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'd give myself 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11... ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's that bloke from Exmouth?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How would you rate yourself?

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10...what about you?

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

well, i always cum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you rate yourself?

10...what about you?

Definately a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you rate yourself?

10...what about you?

9.99999 , I wish

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

With my work brain on...... I would hope that if you averaged out the hypothetical scores from all of the women that I've slept with (some translations maybe needed), that I'd be upwards of 6.5.... But its hard to say really.... It could be more.. it could be less. X

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

6835 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you rate yourself?

10...what about you?

9.99999 , I wish

I never shagged myself FF . Do you want to rate me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! I'm rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6.9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends. I've been a 9 or 10 before, but equally I've also been about a 3 when absolutely pissed of my face as a student...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag 3.76

Nag 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant rate myself cos i'v never been on the recieving end of my cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have never had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy to be an average 5 and always eager to learn new techniques

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does shite equate too?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I've never had any complaints yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 out of 10

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"12 out of 10

I bet you are Salena. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, but i love practising!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

im god awful in bed !!! i obviously need more practice ..hehe!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

ask me again in a few years,i need plenty of practice,before i could possibly say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your only as good as the person your shagging

sometimes if you meet someone you gel with you walk away thinking.....damn i was good

but then you can meet someone else who theres no real spark with and do the same as you did oln the great shag but because your just not compatable walk away thinking.....that was shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your a good shag if tge police comes round saying theres too much noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good ride did 24 miles on the bicycle yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no idea, hold on why I just txt the girlfriend and ask her............. Shit no reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'm a lousy lay. Once I've shot me load that's it for me, pint & fag time. The bint can flick one out for herself if she hasn't cum in the 5 minutes I afforded her.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Nah, I'm a lousy lay. Once I've shot me load that's it for me, pint & fag time. The bint can flick one out for herself if she hasn't cum in the 5 minutes I afforded her.

Did we used to be married Wishy?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm good with my tongue !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually get good results although have been told I last too long so what does that make me any suggestions ?

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

i would say a 2

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only on a Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, I'm a lousy lay. Once I've shot me load that's it for me, pint & fag time. The bint can flick one out for herself if she hasn't cum in the 5 minutes I afforded her.

Did we used to be married Wishy?????

I reckon I've dated him at the very least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate yourself outta 10...

10?...... seconds? Yeah about that I reckon

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Upon climax last night, he could tell, as usual, he'd left his girl wanting more. He reached down and picked up a Flash Bathroom wipe from next to the bed and gently rubbed her clit with it.

30 seconds later she had a massive orgasm and was laying sprawled out on the bed panting.

It seems Flash Does the hard work, so you don't have to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8.5 always leave room for improvement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think im a -10 lol ask my other half and she will tell you how bad i am lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say on a good day with wind behind me I'd rate a 5, on a bad day with a shit guy more likely a 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10..im a great shag lol

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

depends who im with and the situation but id like to think im not bad at what i do i did hear Sir boasting about me once saying i was damn good but id give myself about a 6-7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't have a number !!!!!

but I am veryvery good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the answer ~~~~~~~~~42?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the answer ~~~~~~~~~42?

god knows...lol

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

"Is the answer ~~~~~~~~~42?

i think your not really sure what the question is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope still working on improving from a solid 3

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By *nlyThaBestMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Deffo a 10 ! Lol, depends on the females participation too tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks to selling myself short I'm a 9 or 10 , the lady always cums more than once and my verifications prove it donut must be true lol

Altho I will admit it is hard to keep repeating the entire man u squad of 99 to keep me going concentrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the answer ~~~~~~~~~42?

i think your not really sure what the question is"

is the question not "the meaning of life"?

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

10 out of 10

1 out of 10

10 out of 10

1 out of 10

10 out of 10 now will you fuck of Ren and leave my keyboard alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Have never had any complaints"

Did you ask her/him to fill out a questionnare on you sexual performance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit I'm a perfect 10 shag wise for the ladies.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I am not a number, I'm a free man!

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"your only as good as the person your shagging

sometimes if you meet someone you gel with you walk away thinking.....damn i was good

but then you can meet someone else who theres no real spark with and do the same as you did oln the great shag but because your just not compatable walk away thinking.....that was shite"

So very true, if the spark isn't there and reciprocated it can be a let down even though your technique is still the same. The more you connect, the better it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, I'm a lousy lay. Once I've shot me load that's it for me, pint & fag time. The bint can flick one out for herself if she hasn't cum in the 5 minutes I afforded her.

Did we used to be married Wishy?????

It's possible. Are you really a 5' midget that looks like an Angler fish (that ugly fish in Finding Nemo that has a light hanging from it's nose)?

If not, you're not my first wife.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

this is a compatibility issue and not how good one person is. and is your score related to yer willy size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the opinion that if someone doesn't like the way I fuck them I won't fuck them again.

Next!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"your only as good as the person your shagging

in that case anyone who shags me is a 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather be rated by others than myself.

Verifications do the talking x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Rather be rated by others than myself.

Verifications do the talking x"

wana be rated a 20???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - im a shit shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmm luv to fuck and had no complaints so far, check my verifications lol. Ah, not quite true, there was one but he's now my ex lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rather be rated by others than myself.

Verifications do the talking x

wana be rated a 20???

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck.

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck.

I've been known to do that too on occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexual expertise 4/10, I'm a selfish lover, I do like to lie back and enjoy.

What I lack in sexual skills I make up for in glamour, wit and a sparkling personality

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Sexual expertise 4/10, I'm a selfish lover, I do like to lie back and enjoy.

What I lack in sexual skills I make up for in glamour, wit and a sparkling personality

I'm like a sack of spuds

C'mon guys n girls I know you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just lie there like a pound of mince.. say ooh and ahh in all the right places

I find that works for me!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Rather be rated by others than myself.

Verifications do the talking x"
they have just been polite...but I'm not doubting ya

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

Now thats a hard question and I don't want to sound overconfident. Probably an eight on a good day dropping to six on a bad one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say i am a 9 with ugly ones and a 7 with pretty ones.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Now thats a hard question and I don't want to sound overconfident. Probably an eight on a good day dropping to six on a bad one."
confidence isn't a bad thing

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I would say i am a 9 with ugly ones and a 7 with pretty ones.

so which of your 2 veri's got a 9 ad which got a 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say i am a 9 with ugly ones and a 7 with pretty ones.

so which of your 2 veri's got a 9 ad which got a 7

No both them a 9 but the one that blocked me only a 7

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I would say i am a 9 with ugly ones and a 7 with pretty ones.

so which of your 2 veri's got a 9 ad which got a 7

No both them a 9 but the one that blocked me only a 7

so they were both uggos then??

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By *ublimeshag_ukMan
over a year ago

Oldbury

A 6 me thinks but always improving and ready to listen to see what she likes and wants me to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say i am a 9 with ugly ones and a 7 with pretty ones.

so which of your 2 veri's got a 9 ad which got a 7

No both them a 9 but the one that blocked me only a 7

so they were both uggos then??"

No they were pretty but i left my glasses off and dont see great without so i do better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rather be rated by others than myself.

Verifications do the talking xthey have just been polite...but I'm not doubting ya

Doubting myself now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just lie there like a pound of mince.. say ooh and ahh in all the right places

I find that works for me!! "

My kinda gal, wanna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd give myself 1

so would I

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

dunno, but prepared to volunteer so a quality assurance survey can be conducted by the ladies here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out of this world so i am told , lol some say i take them to heven and back , if it was hell i may be worried , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I'm a 10

Sometimes I'm a 1

Make sure you catch me on a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd give myself 1

"
i would give you more that one

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is this like the richter scale, where the more the earth moves the bigger the number..??

I'm 'awesome',... or was it 'awful.. ' the hearing aid wasn't plugged in at the time...

Please see my latest satisfaction survey... statistically , out of 10, I'm a good 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok i will say im about a 5, but others have said im good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9.5 as there is always a little room for improvement.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Nah, I'm a lousy lay. Once I've shot me load that's it for me, pint & fag time. The bint can flick one out for herself if she hasn't cum in the 5 minutes I afforded her.

Did we used to be married Wishy?????

It's possible. Are you really a 5' midget that looks like an Angler fish (that ugly fish in Finding Nemo that has a light hanging from it's nose)?

If not, you're not my first wife.

Hmm, I've been told that with clever lighting and artful makeup I can be bought up to that level of attractiveness, but I'm actually only 4'10"

Must have been another 2 stroke wonder I used to be married to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the worst shag you will ever find here. All you need is to try me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am rubbish...so only rate a 1...always get asked back...purely for novelty value...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

How do you know if you are a good shag ? what are the tests one has to pass to make it good ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"out of this world so i am told , lol some say i take them to heven and back , if it was hell i may be worried , lol

Is a passport required and the queue times for getting back aren't too long are they? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely it depends on if the shagger and the shaggee put up a good performance. the shagger may put up what he considers a mediocre performance and the shaggee is still left in awe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try me

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Awful that's why we're about practising

Like Bliar wisely said. Education, education, education

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

mmmm 6.5 on a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a hard one to answer without either being self deprecating or a big head!

I'd just say that it depends who you're shagging.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

When I cum I shout four

Seriously though I reckon 8 but I am taking lessons to improve this score

Nobody can be rated 10 as there is always room for improvement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seen as i havnt had a shag for 2 months, ill have to say ill b a 5!!, but im sure once ive recovered, ill b a 10!!,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I never shave, wash or clean my teeth and if it was half inch shorter it would be countersunk

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

As the song says It Takes Two.

If the guy I am with is a good shag, then that makes me feel good, which in turn makes me want to make him feel good

So yes in those circumstances I'm a damn good shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been looking for the shagometer button, can't be added to my version of fab..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a 9, oh sorry misread the title you said shag not cock size lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an 11 come try n see for youself

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

10 out of 10.My wife says I am great in bed.I just go to sleep.lol

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Id say i'm a 10 but would need a second opinion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually an 18 out of 10 but have dropped to a 17 on the odd occasion.

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

"How do you know if you are a good shag ? what are the tests one has to pass to make it good ?

Cinnamon is a good shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11... ha

binary?

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