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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone got a funny story how they have treated/or were treated by someone from here at a meet .........................

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Has anyone got a funny story how they have treated/or were treated by someone from here at a meet ......................... "

Errrrrrr you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has anyone got a funny story how they have treated/or were treated by someone from here at a meet .........................

Errrrrrr you lol "

I wont need to put it up here - he will in a min

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

as in amusing? Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as in amusing? Hmmmm "

well it is really

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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The other week in a club with a certain gentleman was giving me oral, when someone came out with a comment and he just burst out laughing, well it felt like someone had blown a giant raspberry on my clit. I came and folded with laughter at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The other week in a club with a certain gentleman was giving me oral, when someone came out with a comment and he just burst out laughing, well it felt like someone had blown a giant raspberry on my clit. I came and folded with laughter at the same time "

nice and am giggling again

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"as in amusing? Hmmmm

well it is really "
Yeah! just next time if I am ever lucky for there to be a next time, remember you do not give way to wheelies, you make them stop so that you can facilitate me around the post. Those buggers in their wheely chairs can make up the delay on a downhill section xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as in amusing? Hmmmm

well it is really Yeah! just next time if I am ever lucky for there to be a next time, remember you do not give way to wheelies, you make them stop so that you can facilitate me around the post. Those buggers in their wheely chairs can make up the delay on a downhill section xx"

it wasnt giving way - it was hell bent on running me over !!!!!! it was a self preservation thing !!!!! lol

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

facilitators don't self preserve, check the manual for carers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

book is wrong then cos if the facilitator isnt alive then the person needing facilitating walks into the lampost anyway lol - self preservation rules lol

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"book is wrong then cos if the facilitator isnt alive then the person needing facilitating walks into the lampost anyway lol - self preservation rules lol "

Aha, but through the death of the facilitator, the facilitated is empowered and independently walks into lamp post, therefore equality comes full circle back on itself...the lampost is deemed not to be discriminatory, and the facilitated not treated any less favourable for a reason relating to their disability! Have I lost you?

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"book is wrong then cos if the facilitator isnt alive then the person needing facilitating walks into the lampost anyway lol - self preservation rules lol

Aha, but through the death of the facilitator, the facilitated is empowered and independently walks into lamp post, therefore equality comes full circle back on itself...the lampost is deemed not to be discriminatory, and the facilitated not treated any less favourable for a reason relating to their disability! Have I lost you?

xx"

sadly no, am keeping up with this easily - wot has happened to me ............. lol

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"book is wrong then cos if the facilitator isnt alive then the person needing facilitating walks into the lampost anyway lol - self preservation rules lol

Aha, but through the death of the facilitator, the facilitated is empowered and independently walks into lamp post, therefore equality comes full circle back on itself...the lampost is deemed not to be discriminatory, and the facilitated not treated any less favourable for a reason relating to their disability! Have I lost you?

xx

sadly no, am keeping up with this easily - wot has happened to me ............. lol"

You are? time for you to quote a comparater then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a club with a guy who, after several hours of playing, had me right on the edge when there was a knock on the door....the fire brigade had turned up to do a safety check and refused to check the rest of the building first so that I could finish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in a club with a guy who, after several hours of playing, had me right on the edge when there was a knock on the door....the fire brigade had turned up to do a safety check and refused to check the rest of the building first so that I could finish "

oh god that is sooo bad but I am laughing sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"book is wrong then cos if the facilitator isnt alive then the person needing facilitating walks into the lampost anyway lol - self preservation rules lol

Aha, but through the death of the facilitator, the facilitated is empowered and independently walks into lamp post, therefore equality comes full circle back on itself...the lampost is deemed not to be discriminatory, and the facilitated not treated any less favourable for a reason relating to their disability! Have I lost you?

xx

sadly no, am keeping up with this easily - wot has happened to me ............. lol

You are? time for you to quote a comparater then "

but u would have been treated less favourably - I being the facilitator would walk round it - u being the facilitated didnt ........... therefore u got whacked massive fluttering of eyelashes here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont have a clue about the incident in question... But this conversation is having me check my tena lady supply...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont have a clue about the incident in question... But this conversation is having me check my tena lady supply..."

ask him, it wasnt my fault, and I am wiggling out of all blame here

but still laughing about it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ask him, it wasnt my fault, and I am wiggling out of all blame here

but still laughing about it too "

Oi Tacchi... Cough up... What happened...? ...before the Minxy one gives you all the blame...

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


" ask him, it wasnt my fault, and I am wiggling out of all blame here

but still laughing about it too

Oi Tacchi... Cough up... What happened...? ...before the Minxy one gives you all the blame...

"

Let Minnxie wiggle her arse a little longer first, its cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" ask him, it wasnt my fault, and I am wiggling out of all blame here

but still laughing about it too

Oi Tacchi... Cough up... What happened...? ...before the Minxy one gives you all the blame...

Let Minnxie wiggle her arse a little longer first, its cute "

cant wiggle, am lying on the floor laughing so much

and cute - where did that one come from ????

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

it was in a blackpool pub about 20 of us

talking about bj's and why there so called

mate picked up her smirnoff ice so we shouted suck dont blow as it went everywhere yes she had blown

so we sat there with brollys every time she picked it up

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"it was in a blackpool pub about 20 of us

talking about bj's and why there so called

mate picked up her smirnoff ice so we shouted suck dont blow as it went everywhere yes she had blown

so we sat there with brollys every time she picked it up"

Yeah! I remember that, what a hoot!!! now that cute arse? Im blind remember? cut me some slack for a simple mistake for fucks sake!

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"it was in a blackpool pub about 20 of us

talking about bj's and why there so called

mate picked up her smirnoff ice so we shouted suck dont blow as it went everywhere yes she had blown

so we sat there with brollys every time she picked it up"

Yeah! I remember that, what a hoot!!! now that cute arse? Im blind remember? cut me some slack for a simple mistake for fucks sake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it was in a blackpool pub about 20 of us

talking about bj's and why there so called

mate picked up her smirnoff ice so we shouted suck dont blow as it went everywhere yes she had blown

so we sat there with brollys every time she picked it up

Yeah! I remember that, what a hoot!!! now that cute arse? Im blind remember? cut me some slack for a simple mistake for fucks sake! "

just dont mention the lorry and the bus ........ or the cyclist lol ..........

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"it was in a blackpool pub about 20 of us

talking about bj's and why there so called

mate picked up her smirnoff ice so we shouted suck dont blow as it went everywhere yes she had blown

so we sat there with brollys every time she picked it up

Yeah! I remember that, what a hoot!!! now that cute arse? Im blind remember? cut me some slack for a simple mistake for fucks sake!

just dont mention the lorry and the bus ........ or the cyclist lol .......... "

We shagged in the back of a lorry and on the upper deck of a bus too? fuck I'd forgotten about that! Uh Uh , I remember saying that fucking riding two up on one of Boris's London bikes was beyond what I considered to be fun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it was in a blackpool pub about 20 of us

talking about bj's and why there so called

mate picked up her smirnoff ice so we shouted suck dont blow as it went everywhere yes she had blown

so we sat there with brollys every time she picked it up

Yeah! I remember that, what a hoot!!! now that cute arse? Im blind remember? cut me some slack for a simple mistake for fucks sake!

just dont mention the lorry and the bus ........ or the cyclist lol ..........

We shagged in the back of a lorry and on the upper deck of a bus too? fuck I'd forgotten about that! Uh Uh , I remember saying that fucking riding two up on one of Boris's London bikes was beyond what I considered to be fun xx

"

shhhhhhh I told u not to mention that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in a club with a guy who, after several hours of playing, had me right on the edge when there was a knock on the door....the fire brigade had turned up to do a safety check and refused to check the rest of the building first so that I could finish

oh god that is sooo bad but I am laughing sorry "

I'll forgive you as it was flipping hilarious. I thought about inviting the firemen in but then thought better of it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

err TT what about the ride you promised on the big one

thank god i dont do rollercoaster just the gentle rides

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