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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown "

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!

Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to

That's me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread "

Pass me some Jaffa’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve broken the first rule of unfit club...

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!

Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to

That's me "

Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello

Moar cushion for the pushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!

Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to

That's me

Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello

Moar cushion for the pushing "

Slap my ass and ride the ripples

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s "

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat "
had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"You’ve broken the first rule of unfit club..."

That's for fit club.

We have no rules!

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!

Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to

That's me

Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello

Moar cushion for the pushing

Slap my ass and ride the ripples "

I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap

Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now "

Then you've cum on the wrong thread.

You want the dreaded fit thread

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now

Then you've cum on the wrong thread.

You want the dreaded fit thread "

opppppssss sorry didn't mean to make a mess

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now

Then you've cum on the wrong thread.

You want the dreaded fit thread opppppssss sorry didn't mean to make a mess "

If you decide to be a lazy ass cum back soon

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now

Then you've cum on the wrong thread.

You want the dreaded fit thread opppppssss sorry didn't mean to make a mess

If you decide to be a lazy ass cum back soon "

yes boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!

Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to

That's me

Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello

Moar cushion for the pushing

Slap my ass and ride the ripples

I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap

Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you "

That would set off a tsunami in south west goa

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!

Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to

That's me

Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello

Moar cushion for the pushing

Slap my ass and ride the ripples

I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap

Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you

That would set off a tsunami in south west goa "

I'm willing to take a risk

You can gush and flood me instead

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now

Then you've cum on the wrong thread.

You want the dreaded fit thread opppppssss sorry didn't mean to make a mess

If you decide to be a lazy ass cum back soon yes boss "

I'm not the boss of you.

Its your choice to exercise or not.

I'm just giving a home to us lazy fookers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!

Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to

That's me

Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello

Moar cushion for the pushing

Slap my ass and ride the ripples

I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap

Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you

That would set off a tsunami in south west goa

I'm willing to take a risk

You can gush and flood me instead "

What with??? We could share a bath I guess.... I like being environmentally friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks "

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??"

Got any Mushy Peas too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too "

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks "

Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! "

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for!

Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to

That's me

Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello

Moar cushion for the pushing

Slap my ass and ride the ripples

I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap

Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you

That would set off a tsunami in south west goa

I'm willing to take a risk

You can gush and flood me instead

What with??? We could share a bath I guess.... I like being environmentally friendly "

A joint bath sounds good under the guise of saving the planet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here "

I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here

I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though "

Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here

I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though

Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine."

Oh I can outeat anyone believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh "

Oh ffs!! Fine...

Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....

Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble "

Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh

Oh ffs!! Fine...

Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....

Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning

"

I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .

I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble

Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them "

No comment

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble

Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them "

Now that's just teasing now

But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.

Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh

Oh ffs!! Fine...

Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....

Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning

I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .

I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt "

Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here

I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though

Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine.

Oh I can outeat anyone believe me "

Sounds like a challenge to me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble

Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them

No comment "

Shush you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here

I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though

Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine.

Oh I can outeat anyone believe me

Sounds like a challenge to me "

You will lose trust me

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh

Oh ffs!! Fine...

Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....

Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning

I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .

I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt

Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! "

Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble

Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them

No comment

Shush you "

Didnt say a word

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Managed to lose a stone here

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here

I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though

Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine.

Oh I can outeat anyone believe me

Sounds like a challenge to me

You will lose trust me "

Trust is to be earned not given

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble

Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them

Now that's just teasing now

But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.

Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth "

Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to join but don't know if I fit thru door...Once I get off the sofa...

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Managed to lose a stone here "

Thanks for making us feel bad.

Off to the fir thread for you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh

Oh ffs!! Fine...

Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....

Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning

I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .

I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt

Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! "

Chipolata , Jumbo , or Cocktail??

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble

Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them

Now that's just teasing now

But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.

Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth

Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them "

Ok now we need proofs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh

Oh ffs!! Fine...

Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....

Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning

I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .

I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt

Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!

Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google "

Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Was going to join but don't know if I fit thru door...Once I get off the sofa...

"

You'll fit in just fine. Add wheels to the sofa.... all good roll in

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh

Oh ffs!! Fine...

Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....

Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning

I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .

I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt

Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!

Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google

Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage "

He has sausage as his operating system

That's just butchery

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble

Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them

Now that's just teasing now

But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.

Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth

Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them

Ok now we need proofs "

Ohh I have a vid somewhere

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown "

If i was arced then that WOULD be shocking! ... Little electrical joke for you there...... i'll get me coat

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble

Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them

Now that's just teasing now

But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.

Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth

Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them

Ok now we need proofs

Ohh I have a vid somewhere "

Starts chant...

Post it post it

Added points for doing it for a jaffa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh

Oh ffs!! Fine...

Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....

Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning

I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .

I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt

Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!

Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google

Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage

He has sausage as his operating system

That's just butchery "

Oh, well I like something thick and meaty...Cumberland?? Oooft!

Now I am hungry

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

If i was arced then that WOULD be shocking! ... Little electrical joke for you there...... i'll get me coat "

You can stay I need an electrician

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh

Oh ffs!! Fine...

Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....

Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning

I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .

I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt

Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!

Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google

Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage

He has sausage as his operating system

That's just butchery

Oh, well I like something thick and meaty...Cumberland?? Oooft!

Now I am hungry "

A lady who likes girthy sausages

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ooh now I belong here .

My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks

Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??

Got any Mushy Peas too

No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't.

Was a ploy tbh

Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce!

Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy .

I ain't posh

Oh ffs!! Fine...

Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick....

Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning

I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things .

I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt

Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too!

Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google

Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage

He has sausage as his operating system

That's just butchery

Oh, well I like something thick and meaty...Cumberland?? Oooft!

Now I am hungry "

I have thick and meaty yes .

And Cumberland too

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown

Then you half belong on this spoof thread

Pass me some Jaffa’s

Throws them across you only get what you can catch.

Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker.

Gobble gobble

Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them

Now that's just teasing now

But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one.

Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth

Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them

Ok now we need proofs

Ohh I have a vid somewhere

Starts chant...

Post it post it

Added points for doing it for a jaffa "

Done

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


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Done "

Omg

My new fav video on here.

Can I suck the other for you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


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Done

Omg

My new fav video on here.

Can I suck the other for you "

I’m sure I can

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


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Done

Omg

My new fav video on here.

Can I suck the other for you

I’m sure I can "

Now we need to see the other not being left out

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"

Done

Omg

My new fav video on here.

Can I suck the other for you

I’m sure I can

Now we need to see the other not being left out "

Maybe

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By *nvisible_beard OP   Man
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"

Done

Omg

My new fav video on here.

Can I suck the other for you

I’m sure I can

Now we need to see the other not being left out

Maybe "

Yay or nay

No maybe it nay allowed

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