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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() Then you half belong on this spoof thread ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() Pass me some Jaffa’s ![]() | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me ![]() Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble ![]() | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat ![]() ![]() had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you ![]() | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Then you've cum on the wrong thread. You want the dreaded fit thread ![]() | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() opppppssss sorry didn't mean to make a mess ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If you decide to be a lazy ass cum back soon ![]() | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() yes boss ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That would set off a tsunami in south west goa ![]() | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm willing to take a risk You can gush and flood me instead ![]() | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not the boss of you. Its your choice to exercise or not. I'm just giving a home to us lazy fookers ![]() | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What with??? We could share a bath I guess.... I like being environmentally friendly ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() Got any Mushy Peas too ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh ![]() | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A joint bath sounds good under the guise of saving the planet ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine. | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I can outeat anyone believe me ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No comment ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now that's just teasing now But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one. Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds like a challenge to me ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shush you ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You will lose trust me ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Didnt say a word ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Trust is to be earned not given ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them ![]() | |||
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"Managed to lose a stone here ![]() Thanks for making us feel bad. Off to the fir thread for you ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Chipolata , Jumbo , or Cocktail?? | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok now we need proofs ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage ![]() | |||
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"Was going to join but don't know if I fit thru door...Once I get off the sofa... " You'll fit in just fine. Add wheels to the sofa.... all good roll in ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He has sausage as his operating system That's just butchery ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ohh I have a vid somewhere ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() If i was arced then that WOULD be shocking! ... Little electrical joke for you there...... i'll get me coat ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Starts chant... Post it post it Added points for doing it for a jaffa ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh, well I like something thick and meaty...Cumberland?? Oooft! Now I am hungry ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() You can stay I need an electrician ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A lady who likes girthy sausages ![]() | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have thick and meaty yes . And Cumberland too ![]() | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Done ![]() | |||
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" Done ![]() Omg My new fav video on here. Can I suck the other for you ![]() | |||
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" Done ![]() ![]() I’m sure I can ![]() | |||
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" Done ![]() ![]() ![]() Now we need to see the other not being left out ![]() | |||
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" Done ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe ![]() | |||
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" Done ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yay or nay No maybe it nay allowed ![]() | |||
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