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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown " Then you half belong on this spoof thread | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread " Pass me some Jaffa’s | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me " Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello Moar cushion for the pushing | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s " Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat " had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now | |||
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"You’ve broken the first rule of unfit club..." That's for fit club. We have no rules! | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello Moar cushion for the pushing Slap my ass and ride the ripples " I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now " Then you've cum on the wrong thread. You want the dreaded fit thread | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now Then you've cum on the wrong thread. You want the dreaded fit thread " opppppssss sorry didn't mean to make a mess | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now Then you've cum on the wrong thread. You want the dreaded fit thread opppppssss sorry didn't mean to make a mess " If you decide to be a lazy ass cum back soon | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now Then you've cum on the wrong thread. You want the dreaded fit thread opppppssss sorry didn't mean to make a mess If you decide to be a lazy ass cum back soon " yes boss | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello Moar cushion for the pushing Slap my ass and ride the ripples I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you " That would set off a tsunami in south west goa | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello Moar cushion for the pushing Slap my ass and ride the ripples I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you That would set off a tsunami in south west goa " I'm willing to take a risk You can gush and flood me instead | |||
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"For all those like me who cant be arsed and dont want to get fit but get lockdown fat had started , The last couple of weeks been doing a few walks and managed 3 1/2 hours today , So hopefully I'll be losing a bit now Then you've cum on the wrong thread. You want the dreaded fit thread opppppssss sorry didn't mean to make a mess If you decide to be a lazy ass cum back soon yes boss " I'm not the boss of you. Its your choice to exercise or not. I'm just giving a home to us lazy fookers | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello Moar cushion for the pushing Slap my ass and ride the ripples I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you That would set off a tsunami in south west goa I'm willing to take a risk You can gush and flood me instead " What with??? We could share a bath I guess.... I like being environmentally friendly | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks " Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock??" Got any Mushy Peas too | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too " No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks " Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! " Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh | |||
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"Hellooooo! Is it me you're looking for! Fat as in phat. Round like po-tay-to That's me Hello.... I can see it in your eyes.... hello Moar cushion for the pushing Slap my ass and ride the ripples I prefer a firm spank and leave a mark than a glancing slap Plus I'd watch in glee as it ripples through you That would set off a tsunami in south west goa I'm willing to take a risk You can gush and flood me instead What with??? We could share a bath I guess.... I like being environmentally friendly " A joint bath sounds good under the guise of saving the planet | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here " I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though " Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine. | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine." Oh I can outeat anyone believe me | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh " Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble " Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning " I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things . I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them " No comment | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them " Now that's just teasing now But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one. Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things . I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt " Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine. Oh I can outeat anyone believe me " Sounds like a challenge to me | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them No comment " Shush you | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine. Oh I can outeat anyone believe me Sounds like a challenge to me " You will lose trust me | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things . I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! " Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them No comment Shush you " Didnt say a word | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Welcome feel free to have more. No exercise for 3 weeks except self love and you are welcum here I have exercised a bit , I bike to work and walk the dog , that's about it though Say three hell Mary's and eat more and you'll be fine. Oh I can outeat anyone believe me Sounds like a challenge to me You will lose trust me " Trust is to be earned not given | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them Now that's just teasing now But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one. Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth " Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them | |||
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"Managed to lose a stone here " Thanks for making us feel bad. Off to the fir thread for you | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things . I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! " Chipolata , Jumbo , or Cocktail?? | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them Now that's just teasing now But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one. Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them " Ok now we need proofs | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things . I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google " Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage | |||
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"Was going to join but don't know if I fit thru door...Once I get off the sofa... " You'll fit in just fine. Add wheels to the sofa.... all good roll in | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things . I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage " He has sausage as his operating system That's just butchery | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them Now that's just teasing now But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one. Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them Ok now we need proofs " Ohh I have a vid somewhere | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown " If i was arced then that WOULD be shocking! ... Little electrical joke for you there...... i'll get me coat | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them Now that's just teasing now But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one. Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them Ok now we need proofs Ohh I have a vid somewhere " Starts chant... Post it post it Added points for doing it for a jaffa | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things . I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage He has sausage as his operating system That's just butchery " Oh, well I like something thick and meaty...Cumberland?? Oooft! Now I am hungry | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown If i was arced then that WOULD be shocking! ... Little electrical joke for you there...... i'll get me coat " You can stay I need an electrician | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things . I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage He has sausage as his operating system That's just butchery Oh, well I like something thick and meaty...Cumberland?? Oooft! Now I am hungry " A lady who likes girthy sausages | |||
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"Ooh now I belong here . My diets been Wine and Carbs for 6 weeks Wanna chip?? I bought you a bag. Wanna share my rock?? Got any Mushy Peas too No, I got you curry sauce, cos I like it... And I knew you didn't. Was a ploy tbh Ok ok, I wanted curry sauce! Sadly for you, I love Curry Sauce , pour it on and gis a wooden fork thingy . I ain't posh Oh ffs!! Fine... Dip your chip in my sauce and be quick.... Hope you got the bacon for breakfast, I'll be starving by morning I'm always quick when dipping things in soft things . I think I can manage bacon , as a butcher it would be a tad disappointing if I didnt Yes yes I know all that butcher stuff!! And I want sausage too! Psst she wants YOUR sausage-translated with Google Well he is a butcher, so I guess his sausage os a good sausage He has sausage as his operating system That's just butchery Oh, well I like something thick and meaty...Cumberland?? Oooft! Now I am hungry " I have thick and meaty yes . And Cumberland too | |||
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"I can’t be arced at all but shockingly Iv lost weight since lockdown Then you half belong on this spoof thread Pass me some Jaffa’s Throws them across you only get what you can catch. Every 5 you level up and I chuck em quicker. Gobble gobble Ohhh Iv a big mouth il catch them Now that's just teasing now But sure let's see da level you get too not allowed to drop a one. Else back to level one. Boob catches are bonus points if you can then get it into your mouth Ohh I’m good with my tongue and I can actually lick my own nipple il reach them Ok now we need proofs Ohh I have a vid somewhere Starts chant... Post it post it Added points for doing it for a jaffa " Done | |||
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" Done " Omg My new fav video on here. Can I suck the other for you | |||
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" Done Omg My new fav video on here. Can I suck the other for you " I’m sure I can | |||
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" Done Omg My new fav video on here. Can I suck the other for you I’m sure I can " Now we need to see the other not being left out | |||
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" Done Omg My new fav video on here. Can I suck the other for you I’m sure I can Now we need to see the other not being left out " Maybe | |||
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" Done Omg My new fav video on here. Can I suck the other for you I’m sure I can Now we need to see the other not being left out Maybe " Yay or nay No maybe it nay allowed | |||
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