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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

why is it that they are only covered in it and not shot by it?

"You've just been shot"!

Why such an energetic starting and a weaker end expression?

Is this dictionary shyness?

Or a densensitising to what is actually a violent event?

PS I am a counsellor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never understood why its called a facial.

It's not like any facial I've ever had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd knock a guy clean out if he did that to me

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By *egalBeetleWoman
over a year ago

London

I suppose a lot will get a shot to the face, once we officially allowed to meet F2F!

But sometimes it's a dollop really- those one big drop and then small smudges.

Or a spritzing- light spray of DNA around the face/body.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

No idea about your questions but damn it stings like hell if spunk gets in your eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By hubby hit me in the eye with his cum whilst he was wanking and I had a black eye from the force. It comes out like the speed of a bullet, well its bloody felt like it at the time pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never understood why its called a facial.

It's not like any facial I've ever had! "
Yes, it may be associated with the facemask worn by some during a beauty treatment....but cucumbers laid on the eyes too? Though they may be in some cases easy on the eye.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suppose a lot will get a shot to the face, once we officially allowed to meet F2F!

But sometimes it's a dollop really- those one big drop and then small smudges.

Or a spritzing- light spray of DNA around the face/body.

"
A study: The effects of seclusion on velocity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never understood why its called a facial.

It's not like any facial I've ever had! Yes, it may be associated with the facemask worn by some during a beauty treatment....but cucumbers laid on the eyes too? Though they may be in some cases easy on the eye."

Suppose the cucumber could act as PPE to avoid eye sting or injury

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By hubby hit me in the eye with his cum whilst he was wanking and I had a black eye from the force. It comes out like the speed of a bullet, well its bloody felt like it at the time pmsl "
Can you ask him was he aiming at the time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never understood why its called a facial.

It's not like any facial I've ever had! Yes, it may be associated with the facemask worn by some during a beauty treatment....but cucumbers laid on the eyes too? Though they may be in some cases easy on the eye.

Suppose the cucumber could act as PPE to avoid eye sting or injury "
An excellent idea!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Hello Huey,

Intelligent and important question which deserves scientific and reasonable input.

My dear boy. The use of language e.g. 'he shot it at her' , 'it covered her' is the correct usage.

Let me illustrate it thus. A man with bursting balls SHOOTS his load at woman ( obviously 6 feet away, safety n all that ) and he hits the target.

Now...... it jizzes out at high velocity like elephant diarrhea exiting a mouses arse. It hits dizzy heights and extraordinary distances and in doing so spreads sufficiently to require a description change from SHOT to SPLATTER. Therefore the woman, curtains, carpet , pillow cases ,wardrobe , duvet ceiling are covered in jizz...

Had the shooter been in closer range the target would most certainly have been shot ..... bruises formed , eyes pinked, belly buttons glooped.

Either way ..... the shooter fucks off and the recipient cleans up ..... Sods Law.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea about your questions but damn it stings like hell if spunk gets in your eye."
Did you feel violated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines more like flicking instant mash off of a spoon these days...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The vagaries of the English language are fascinating. Some things seem to follow common sense, others just seem to stick, perhaps against the odds.

A lot of porn terms get into everyday usage, including moneyshot, for example. Oral sex probably had lower takeup, or taken-down, before the cultural swinging sixties onwards and the arrival of Linda Lovelace a little later. Hedonistic, liberated enclaves, such as Amsterdam, San Francisco etc, helped to shift attitudes and some porn laws relaxation in Europe helped to serve up sexual mores, innuendo and wider relaxation. There grew a network of sex shops in the uk and elsewhere that would have startled the prudish.

Blow jobs that involve no blowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Huey,

Intelligent and important question which deserves scientific and reasonable input.

My dear boy. The use of language e.g. 'he shot it at her' , 'it covered her' is the correct usage.

Let me illustrate it thus. A man with bursting balls SHOOTS his load at woman ( obviously 6 feet away, safety n all that ) and he hits the target.

Now...... it jizzes out at high velocity like elephant diarrhea exiting a mouses arse. It hits dizzy heights and extraordinary distances and in doing so spreads sufficiently to require a description change from SHOT to SPLATTER. Therefore the woman, curtains, carpet , pillow cases ,wardrobe , duvet ceiling are covered in jizz...

Had the shooter been in closer range the target would most certainly have been shot ..... bruises formed , eyes pinked, belly buttons glooped.

Either way ..... the shooter fucks off and the recipient cleans up ..... Sods Law. "
I welcome this contribution by someone who obviously at some time has received honours from HM.Elizabeth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The vagaries of the English language are fascinating. Some things seem to follow common sense, others just seem to stick, perhaps against the odds.

A lot of porn terms get into everyday usage, including moneyshot, for example. Oral sex probably had lower takeup, or taken-down, before the cultural swinging sixties onwards and the arrival of Linda Lovelace a little later. Hedonistic, liberated enclaves, such as Amsterdam, San Francisco etc, helped to shift attitudes and some porn laws relaxation in Europe helped to serve up sexual mores, innuendo and wider relaxation. There grew a network of sex shops in the uk and elsewhere that would have startled the prudish.

Blow jobs that involve no blowing "
The elite of our community are arriving...thanks for your post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Huey,

Intelligent and important question which deserves scientific and reasonable input.

My dear boy. The use of language e.g. 'he shot it at her' , 'it covered her' is the correct usage.

Let me illustrate it thus. A man with bursting balls SHOOTS his load at woman ( obviously 6 feet away, safety n all that ) and he hits the target.

Now...... it jizzes out at high velocity like elephant diarrhea exiting a mouses arse. It hits dizzy heights and extraordinary distances and in doing so spreads sufficiently to require a description change from SHOT to SPLATTER. Therefore the woman, curtains, carpet , pillow cases ,wardrobe , duvet ceiling are covered in jizz...

Had the shooter been in closer range the target would most certainly have been shot ..... bruises formed , eyes pinked, belly buttons glooped.

Either way ..... the shooter fucks off and the recipient cleans up ..... Sods Law. "

Ahh good auld Granny. Always here to help us young uns with her wisdom...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines more like flicking instant mash off of a spoon these days..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd knock a guy clean out if he did that to me "

Are your issues REALLY to do with that rare possibility of being covered in cum? Please look deeper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Huey,

Intelligent and important question which deserves scientific and reasonable input.

My dear boy. The use of language e.g. 'he shot it at her' , 'it covered her' is the correct usage.

Let me illustrate it thus. A man with bursting balls SHOOTS his load at woman ( obviously 6 feet away, safety n all that ) and he hits the target.

Now...... it jizzes out at high velocity like elephant diarrhea exiting a mouses arse. It hits dizzy heights and extraordinary distances and in doing so spreads sufficiently to require a description change from SHOT to SPLATTER. Therefore the woman, curtains, carpet , pillow cases ,wardrobe , duvet ceiling are covered in jizz...

Had the shooter been in closer range the target would most certainly have been shot ..... bruises formed , eyes pinked, belly buttons glooped.

Either way ..... the shooter fucks off and the recipient cleans up ..... Sods Law. "
...and no Police involved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagaries of the English language are fascinating. Some things seem to follow common sense, others just seem to stick, perhaps against the odds.

A lot of porn terms get into everyday usage, including moneyshot, for example. Oral sex probably had lower takeup, or taken-down, before the cultural swinging sixties onwards and the arrival of Linda Lovelace a little later. Hedonistic, liberated enclaves, such as Amsterdam, San Francisco etc, helped to shift attitudes and some porn laws relaxation in Europe helped to serve up sexual mores, innuendo and wider relaxation. There grew a network of sex shops in the uk and elsewhere that would have startled the prudish.

Blow jobs that involve no blowing "

I rather like blowing on a cock.. It can feel good apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The vagaries of the English language are fascinating. Some things seem to follow common sense, others just seem to stick, perhaps against the odds.

A lot of porn terms get into everyday usage, including moneyshot, for example. Oral sex probably had lower takeup, or taken-down, before the cultural swinging sixties onwards and the arrival of Linda Lovelace a little later. Hedonistic, liberated enclaves, such as Amsterdam, San Francisco etc, helped to shift attitudes and some porn laws relaxation in Europe helped to serve up sexual mores, innuendo and wider relaxation. There grew a network of sex shops in the uk and elsewhere that would have startled the prudish.

Blow jobs that involve no blowing

I rather like blowing on a cock.. It can feel good apparently "
Would you say that the droplets of spittle released during such an act be described as 'shooting out'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Huey,

Intelligent and important question which deserves scientific and reasonable input.

My dear boy. The use of language e.g. 'he shot it at her' , 'it covered her' is the correct usage.

Let me illustrate it thus. A man with bursting balls SHOOTS his load at woman ( obviously 6 feet away, safety n all that ) and he hits the target.

Now...... it jizzes out at high velocity like elephant diarrhea exiting a mouses arse. It hits dizzy heights and extraordinary distances and in doing so spreads sufficiently to require a description change from SHOT to SPLATTER. Therefore the woman, curtains, carpet , pillow cases ,wardrobe , duvet ceiling are covered in jizz...

Had the shooter been in closer range the target would most certainly have been shot ..... bruises formed , eyes pinked, belly buttons glooped.

Either way ..... the shooter fucks off and the recipient cleans up ..... Sods Law. "
A study of CUM SPLATTER patterns...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By hubby hit me in the eye with his cum whilst he was wanking and I had a black eye from the force. It comes out like the speed of a bullet, well its bloody felt like it at the time pmsl Can you ask him was he aiming at the time? "

I was licking his nipple at the time so my head was far enough away to miss the shot. Sadly this was a super shot lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By hubby hit me in the eye with his cum whilst he was wanking and I had a black eye from the force. It comes out like the speed of a bullet, well its bloody felt like it at the time pmsl Can you ask him was he aiming at the time?

I was licking his nipple at the time so my head was far enough away to miss the shot. Sadly this was a super shot lol "
Sadly in these cases your head is NEVER far enough away to miss the shot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By hubby hit me in the eye with his cum whilst he was wanking and I had a black eye from the force. It comes out like the speed of a bullet, well its bloody felt like it at the time pmsl Can you ask him was he aiming at the time?

I was licking his nipple at the time so my head was far enough away to miss the shot. Sadly this was a super shot lol Sadly in these cases your head is NEVER far enough away to miss the shot.

"
...that splattered with direct effect.

A kind of 'magic bullet'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all fun and games until someone looses an eye .

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"It's not like any facial I've ever had! "

It always makes me smile when I see beauty salons and spas advertising facials

The same as pubs and restaurants talking about eating out. Would be far better if they said dining out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can Bukkake be described as a violent egotistical shoot-out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s all fun and games until someone looses an eye . "
It is advisable to carry a Saline eyewash AT ALL TIMES...a new report says.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why is it that they are only covered in it and not shot by it?

"You've just been shot"!

Why such an energetic starting and a weaker end expression?

Is this dictionary shyness?

Or a densensitising to what is actually a violent event?

PS I am a counsellor.

"
.....with letters in my name!

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