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"Could not get registered with an NHS dentist so had to go private. Cost me £85 for a check and scrape and polish. My dentist drives an Audi TT, no surprise there then. Anyone else got any similar?" We've got a TT - suppose I better train to be a dentist now  | |||
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"Lucky you." Take you for a drive in it one day  | |||
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"Just told Parker my chauffeur to get the Clio ready, we will come to you, if thats agreeable lol x" you can park it next to the Proton  | |||
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"Could not get registered with an NHS dentist so had to go private. Cost me £85 for a check and scrape and polish. My dentist drives an Audi TT, no surprise there then. Anyone else got any similar? We've got a TT - suppose I better train to be a dentist now "You a hair dresser, if not your half way there with that car | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!" Put that banana away your scaring no one | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously!" Because in your picture you appear to have "holstered" said banana | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one "You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character. | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Because in your picture you appear to have "holstered" said banana "Erm.... hate to break this to you.... the pick of the "holstering" is of Jayne..... and the postings are from me (Martin). | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one
You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character. "It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Because in your picture you appear to have "holstered" said banana
Erm.... hate to break this to you.... the pick of the "holstering" is of Jayne..... and the postings are from me (Martin)."I had sort of worked that out, not all daft us half frenchies you know | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one
You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.
It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed "LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!! | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one
You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.
It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed
LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!"Well no complaints about my bum then | |||
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"Could not get registered with an NHS dentist so had to go private. Cost me £85 for a check and scrape and polish. My dentist drives an Audi TT, no surprise there then. Anyone else got any similar? We've got a TT - suppose I better train to be a dentist now
You a hair dresser, if not your half way there with that car "Frankfurters dentist has got a TT and our doctor has got one too, bugger being a hairdresser I think I'll have to change our profile to contain the word 'Professional'
btw out TT would probably scare the poo out of any hairdresser as well  | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one
You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.
It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed
LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!
Well no complaints about my bum then "Complaints? How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!! | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one
You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.
It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed
LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!
Well no complaints about my bum then
Complaints?
How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!"So are jaffa cakes  | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one
You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.
It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed
LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!
Well no complaints about my bum then
Complaints?
How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!
So are jaffa cakes "Mmmmmmmm...... although I am a HUGE jaffa cakes fan, I think your bum gets top votes from me.... mind you, perhaps we could have a comparison session, I'll bring the jaffas lol!!! | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one
You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.
It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed
LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!
Well no complaints about my bum then
Complaints?
How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!
So are jaffa cakes
Mmmmmmmm...... although I am a HUGE jaffa cakes fan, I think your bum gets top votes from me.... mind you, perhaps we could have a comparison session, I'll bring the jaffas lol!!!"And that's a good deal? lol ..... | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one
You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.
It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed
LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!
Well no complaints about my bum then
Complaints?
How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!
So are jaffa cakes
Mmmmmmmm...... although I am a HUGE jaffa cakes fan, I think your bum gets top votes from me.... mind you, perhaps we could have a comparison session, I'll bring the jaffas lol!!!
And that's a good deal? lol ..... "I think so, I'd do (almost) anything for free jaffas!!! | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one
You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.
It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed
LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!
Well no complaints about my bum then
Complaints?
How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!
So are jaffa cakes
Mmmmmmmm...... although I am a HUGE jaffa cakes fan, I think your bum gets top votes from me.... mind you, perhaps we could have a comparison session, I'll bring the jaffas lol!!!
And that's a good deal? lol .....
I think so, I'd do (almost) anything for free jaffas!!! "Have you been getting wasted on those splashcats down the park again lol | |||
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"OI!!! (waves banana menacingly).... oh.... I give up!!! (Sniff).... nobody ever takes me seriously! Put that banana away your scaring no one
You sit on my lap again and I will be a reformed character.
It's not your fault and we don't hold it against you honest ....................... oh REformed
LOL, I held it against you, was very nice, I liked being used as a seat!!!
Well no complaints about my bum then
Complaints?
How could anyone complain about that bum? Curvy, not too boney, and VERY more-ish lol!!
So are jaffa cakes
Mmmmmmmm...... although I am a HUGE jaffa cakes fan, I think your bum gets top votes from me.... mind you, perhaps we could have a comparison session, I'll bring the jaffas lol!!!
And that's a good deal? lol .....
I think so, I'd do (almost) anything for free jaffas!!!
Have you been getting wasted on those splashcats down the park again lol "Uh? You have lost me now? | |||
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