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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome to my imagination.

Covid doeant exist here and the bar is open...

Whatchoo having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of stella please. Make sure it's cold Gov'nor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of stella please. Make sure it's cold Gov'nor

Ice cold pint coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider and black

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cider and black

Ahhh the drink of my youth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of stella please. Make sure it's cold Gov'nor

Ice cold pint coming up

Good man. Keep em coming. I'll be here a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of stella please. Make sure it's cold Gov'nor

Ice cold pint coming up

Good man. Keep em coming. I'll be here a while"

WOman....him indoors can't pull a pint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of stella please. Make sure it's cold Gov'nor

Ice cold pint coming up

Good man. Keep em coming. I'll be here a while

WOman....him indoors can't pull a pint!

Many apologise

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of stella please. Make sure it's cold Gov'nor

Ice cold pint coming up

Good man. Keep em coming. I'll be here a while

WOman....him indoors can't pull a pint!

Many apologise "

I'll let you off....and your next ones on the house...if you give me your best mustang Sally....karaoke machine is over there....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman

Jeezus! WOMAN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of stella please. Make sure it's cold Gov'nor

Ice cold pint coming up

Good man. Keep em coming. I'll be here a while

WOman....him indoors can't pull a pint!

Many apologise

I'll let you off....and your next ones on the house...if you give me your best mustang Sally....karaoke machine is over there....

I'd rather pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to my imagination.

Covid doeant exist here and the bar is open...

Whatchoo having?

Single malt. Make it a double please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of stella please. Make sure it's cold Gov'nor

Ice cold pint coming up

Good man. Keep em coming. I'll be here a while

WOman....him indoors can't pull a pint!

Many apologise

I'll let you off....and your next ones on the house...if you give me your best mustang Sally....karaoke machine is over there....

I'd rather pay

Wimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to my imagination.

Covid doeant exist here and the bar is open...

Whatchoo having?

Single malt. Make it a double please"

Double coming up

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By *ouple0884Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Southern comfort and lemonade, please remember the ice. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern comfort and lemonade, please remember the ice. Cheers "

So do for you....with ice

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cold frosty IPA please barkeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cider and black

Ahhh the drink of my youth!

I was delighted when Dark Fruit appeared

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cold frosty IPA please barkeep

On it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cider and black

Ahhh the drink of my youth!

I was delighted when Dark Fruit appeared

I always used to drink mine with a straw....so as not to smudge my lippy

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Mojito please.. some cashews maybe .. and some good interesting conversation x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mojito please.. some cashews maybe .. and some good interesting conversation x "

Cheers choo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mojito please.. some cashews maybe .. and some good interesting conversation x "

Mojito....cashews....

I'll be back with some witty conversation after my shift.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman

Jeezus! WOMAN!

My bad, keep the change

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Just some roasted nuts for me ta.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Give us a hug and a voddy please...better out some in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The barman please. It's been a long 3 months lol

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'll have a stella and a pack of tyrells salt and vinegar please..and can you change a 5er for the fruit machine please ...god I miss saying that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just some roasted nuts for me ta."

On the house

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The barman please. It's been a long 3 months lol

I only went in for the hug..I was a bit slow there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green apple vodka and lemonade please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zombie... cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give us a hug and a voddy please...better out some in it

One giant cuddle...

And a large voddy and for the pretty lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The barman please. It's been a long 3 months lol

He's not here...im on me own tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a stella and a pack of tyrells salt and vinegar please..and can you change a 5er for the fruit machine please ...god I miss saying that"

I sure can! I'll bring it over

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool

"Zombie... cheers "

A round for the the doctors and nurses and front line workers of the country.

Could cost a few quid. But mine is a lager.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green apple vodka and lemonade please xx"

Sure thing

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Give us a hug and a voddy please...better out some in it

One giant cuddle...

And a large voddy and for the pretty lady

Thank you my darling..much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zombie... cheers "

Park your arse...i'll bring it over

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool

"Zombie... cheers

A round for the the doctors and nurses and front line workers of the country.

Could cost a few quid. But mine is a lager. "

Surely on the house??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zombie... cheers

A round for the the doctors and nurses and front line workers of the country.

Could cost a few quid. But mine is a lager. "

Good man

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'll have a stella and a pack of tyrells salt and vinegar please..and can you change a 5er for the fruit machine please ...god I miss saying that

I sure can! I'll bring it over

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thanks luv..and have one for yourself too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zombie... cheers

A round for the the doctors and nurses and front line workers of the country.

Could cost a few quid. But mine is a lager.

Surely on the house??"

Tis a free bar....

Everything is free in my imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green apple vodka and lemonade please xx

Sure thing

Thanks kindly are kisses acceptable payment xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a stella and a pack of tyrells salt and vinegar please..and can you change a 5er for the fruit machine please ...god I miss saying that

I sure can! I'll bring it over

thanks luv..and have one for yourself too x"

Cheers muchly!

I'll have a whiskey sour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lime absolute with ice and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cola

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green apple vodka and lemonade please xx

Sure thing

Thanks kindly are kisses acceptable payment xx"

No charge at my bar...but I'll take a smooch anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lime absolute with ice and cola"

Ooohhh that sounds a nice combo...im on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green apple vodka and lemonade please xx

Sure thing

Thanks kindly are kisses acceptable payment xx

No charge at my bar...but I'll take a smooch anyway

Pucker up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lime absolute with ice and cola

Ooohhh that sounds a nice combo...im on it

Mmmmm sounds good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish cherry vodka. Really chilled.

please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Polish cherry vodka. Really chilled.

please"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jug of sangria pretty please.

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool

"Zombie... cheers

A round for the the doctors and nurses and front line workers of the country.

Could cost a few quid. But mine is a lager.

Surely on the house??

Tis a free bar....

Everything is free in my imagination

Jagger bomb or Sambuca shots if free bar.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Digestives please .

Oh and a boobie hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jug of sangria pretty please.

Of course beaut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zombie... cheers

A round for the the doctors and nurses and front line workers of the country.

Could cost a few quid. But mine is a lager.

Surely on the house??

Tis a free bar....

Everything is free in my imagination

Jagger bomb or Sambuca shots if free bar. "

Don't milk it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Digestives please .

Oh and a boobie hug

Of course slim...

Ere, fancy a job?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Digestives please .

Oh and a boobie hug

Of course slim...

Ere, fancy a job?

What have I got to do ?? I'm scared now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Digestives please .

Oh and a boobie hug

Of course slim...

Ere, fancy a job?

What have I got to do ?? I'm scared now

Seems I need a barman...

J is a ryt clumsy fucker...

I'll cook ya dinner every shift

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Digestives please .

Oh and a boobie hug

Of course slim...

Ere, fancy a job?

What have I got to do ?? I'm scared now

Seems I need a barman...

J is a ryt clumsy fucker...

I'll cook ya dinner every shift

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If you're cooking I'm in !! Do I have to wear a silly Dickie Bow ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Digestives please .

Oh and a boobie hug

Of course slim...

Ere, fancy a job?

What have I got to do ?? I'm scared now

Seems I need a barman...

J is a ryt clumsy fucker...

I'll cook ya dinner every shift

If you're cooking I'm in !! Do I have to wear a silly Dickie Bow ??"

You do now!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Digestives please .

Oh and a boobie hug

Of course slim...

Ere, fancy a job?

What have I got to do ?? I'm scared now

Seems I need a barman...

J is a ryt clumsy fucker...

I'll cook ya dinner every shift

If you're cooking I'm in !! Do I have to wear a silly Dickie Bow ??

You do now!

Not just a Dickie Bow surely , you do have other uniform coz nobody wants to see that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Digestives please .

Oh and a boobie hug

Of course slim...

Ere, fancy a job?

What have I got to do ?? I'm scared now

Seems I need a barman...

J is a ryt clumsy fucker...

I'll cook ya dinner every shift

If you're cooking I'm in !! Do I have to wear a silly Dickie Bow ??

You do now!

Not just a Dickie Bow surely , you do have other uniform coz nobody wants to see that

I'll come up with something hilarious...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Digestives please .

Oh and a boobie hug

Of course slim...

Ere, fancy a job?

What have I got to do ?? I'm scared now

Seems I need a barman...

J is a ryt clumsy fucker...

I'll cook ya dinner every shift

If you're cooking I'm in !! Do I have to wear a silly Dickie Bow ??

You do now!

Not just a Dickie Bow surely , you do have other uniform coz nobody wants to see that

I'll come up with something hilarious...

Oh Fuck !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A White Russian and a decent cigarette will do please and thank you! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A White Russian and a decent cigarette will do please and thank you! X"

A very stylish choice!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Mojito please.. some cashews maybe .. and some good interesting conversation x

Cheers choo

Chin chin Choo!

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool

"Mojito please.. some cashews maybe .. and some good interesting conversation x

Cheers choo

Chin chin Choo!

Love this bar. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to my imagination.

Covid doeant exist here and the bar is open...

Whatchoo having?

G&T orange peel and peppercorns....

And what ever your having

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