FabSwingers.com forum: How to spot a swinger

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I wouldn't it jump to that conclusion about the tubs.

I thought the spade meant you're into black guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh is that what the spade ment i never knew that just lots of women have that tat on this site and im sure the couples all have hot tubs also pampas grass

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I don't have a hot tub, pampas grass or any tattoos.

Just for the record

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Goldfish bowl without any goldfish is a dead giveaway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well it seems to be the couples not the single people

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

That'll be thousands of new swingers over lockdown if the eaz-y-spa type ones count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a swinger. Guess I'm out

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Carpet burns on the knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have none of those things OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just what iv noticed from profiles and meet over the years

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Every bloke at work who got sent home for lockdown ordered some variation of a hot tub for the summer.

Can confirm: none are swingers, most have forgotten they own a penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also man u shirts

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

To say that a big hot tub manufacturer issued a statement today to say they can’t keep up with orders I’m gonna say no to that. I think pampas grass is an old wives tale too.

Spades tattoo, yes

Hotwife anklet

Black ring, right hand

Or the fact they just right out tell you.... think those are the best signs one can have.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Also man u shirts "

That just means they're heavily into masturbation and from the south east

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Didnt no about the ring ill be on look out

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Having a couple round tonight to the hot tub

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

There’s secret codes that swingers give each other in the street, but we couldn’t possibly disclose them as they’re secret.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let me no the codes be good to no

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"There’s secret codes that swingers give each other in the street, but we couldn’t possibly disclose them as they’re secret.

I've tried the old right ear tug but I've had no luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"There’s secret codes that swingers give each other in the street, but we couldn’t possibly disclose them as they’re secret.

I've tried the old right ear tug but I've had no luck

It's supposed to be your own ear rather than you randomly tugging strangers ears

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"There’s secret codes that swingers give each other in the street, but we couldn’t possibly disclose them as they’re secret.

I've tried the old right ear tug but I've had no luck

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It’s LEFT ear....buggar cat’s out the bag

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Having a couple round tonight to the hot tub

social distancing naturally!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"There’s secret codes that swingers give each other in the street, but we couldn’t possibly disclose them as they’re secret.

Like fight clubs first rule.. Don't talk about fight club

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I didn't read the part of the rules when we joined fab that we had to have any of these things to be classed as swingers. I'll be sure to put this right straight away. I don't want people to think we are fake swingers

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick"

Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick

Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck "
Those French!!! They’re all at it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Playfullsam stop messaging me i told you your not my type sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been told

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Playfullsam stop messaging me i told you your not my type sorry"

Wtf, if someone's messaging you trust me I've been hacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Playfullsam stop messaging me i told you your not my type sorry"

(

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"You've been told

Ive just reported it to admin to see what they say

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Playfullsam stop messaging me i told you your not my type sorry"

Jo.Xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"There’s secret codes that swingers give each other in the street, but we couldn’t possibly disclose them as they’re secret.

I've tried the old right ear tug but I've had no luck

It's supposed to be your own ear rather than you randomly tugging strangers ears

Thank god I only went for the ear

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"There’s secret codes that swingers give each other in the street, but we couldn’t possibly disclose them as they’re secret.

I've tried the old right ear tug but I've had no luck

It’s LEFT ear....buggar cat’s out the bag

Damn it..could never tell my left from my right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

momentum

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Playfullsam stop messaging me i told you your not my type sorry"

Message me Sam..you're mine

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I reckon youd do ok looking at most of the profiles on here....I seem to find them that way

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By *ve 63Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick

Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck "

Dont forget the beret.. Preferably black

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Pineapple on the door step

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Playfullsam stop messaging me i told you your not my type sorry

Message me Sam..you're mine

woohoo

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick

Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck

Dont forget the beret.. Preferably black

So Frank Spencer was a swinger? Oooh Bettyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick

Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck

Dont forget the beret.. Preferably black

So Frank Spencer was a swinger? Oooh Bettyyyyy"
frank whatever happened to frank oh and myrrh

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick

Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck

Dont forget the beret.. Preferably black

So Frank Spencer was a swinger? Oooh Bettyyyyyfrank whatever happened to frank oh and myrrh

He became a Phantom of the Opera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've been told

Ive just reported it to admin to see what they say "

No, you haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also was told when shoping carring a frenchstick

Whoever told you that is an idiot it's a string of onions around your neck

Dont forget the beret.. Preferably black

So Frank Spencer was a swinger? Oooh Bettyyyyyfrank whatever happened to frank oh and myrrh

He became a Phantom of the Opera "
really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't it jump to that conclusion about the tubs.

I thought the spade meant you're into black guys.

"
This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this"

We have been to Xtasia and Cap d'Agde many many times.

We have met hundreds and hundreds of swingers but have hardly ever seen a spade tattoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a hot tub, pampas grass or any tattoos.

Just for the record"

Snap.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"You've been told

Ive just reported it to admin to see what they say

No, you haven't

Yes I have, just to check if it's banter or whether the accounts been hacked, you never know.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this"

I see them everyday quite easy to spot tbh I where I am they are next to the slide and zip wire

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this

We have been to Xtasia and Cap d'Agde many many times.

We have met hundreds and hundreds of swingers but have hardly ever seen a spade tattoo."

I was once asked if I wanted to wear one.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this

We have been to Xtasia and Cap d'Agde many many times.

We have met hundreds and hundreds of swingers but have hardly ever seen a spade tattoo."
spade tattoo has nothing to do with swinging ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swingers always walk like a 8.5 month pregnant woman the guys coz they've got a 24/7 erection and the women coz of the butt plug

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Iv noticed that swingers seem to have hot tubs the woman have a the spade from a pack off cards tattooed on them anyone else noticed anything like this

We have been to Xtasia and Cap d'Agde many many times.

We have met hundreds and hundreds of swingers but have hardly ever seen a spade tattoo.spade tattoo has nothing to do with swinging .."

No they don't

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

"Well it seems to be the couples not the single people"

Not couples either. Why the fascination with 'spotting' swingers?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I suppose if she’s got a cock hanging out of her mouth whilst her man watches on With a smile that might be a bit of a sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Every bloke at work who got sent home for lockdown ordered some variation of a hot tub for the summer.

Can confirm: none are swingers, most have forgotten they own a penis.

Think it is those who’s penis owns them that aren’t swingers.

Love my plastic hot tub.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"I suppose if she’s got a cock hanging out of her mouth whilst her man watches on With a smile that might be a bit of a sign"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose if she’s got a cock hanging out of her mouth whilst her man watches on With a smile that might be a bit of a sign"

Hmm. Too obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

You got the forums working then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

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what was the giveaway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

You got the forums working then?"

I did, finally! Thank you

I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

We've a hottub but only since lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

You got the forums working then?

I did, finally! Thank you

I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot

Did the same to me when I joined. One of the admins sorted it out for me

Welcome to the forums

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

You got the forums working then?

I did, finally! Thank you

I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot

Yayyy..glad you sorted it

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

I have a hot tub... and a garden spade. I don’t have pampas grass but do keep a tidy garden. I try not to throw my car keys into a fish bowl or wear an ankle bracelet. I am not the king of the swingers or a jungle vip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've a hottub but only since lockdown "
really thats gotta be the biggest expense of cockdown

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Apparently white gravel on a driveway and stone animals or gnomes are both signs. And yes I have them. They were here when I moved in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

You got the forums working then?

I did, finally! Thank you

I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot

Yayyy..glad you sorted it

Thank you, I felt like I was missing out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

You got the forums working then?

I did, finally! Thank you

I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot

Yayyy..glad you sorted it

Thank you, I felt like I was missing out

It's great to be able to get involved and lovely to meet you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

You got the forums working then?

I did, finally! Thank you

I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot

Yayyy..glad you sorted it

Thank you, I felt like I was missing out

"
can i just say you have great eyebrows suzy

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By *ilthy and ProudCouple
over a year ago

Stratford upon Avon

No hot tub

No tattoos

Just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

You got the forums working then?

I did, finally! Thank you

I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot

Yayyy..glad you sorted it

Thank you, I felt like I was missing out

can i just say you have great eyebrows suzy

Thank you! There's no eyebrow wiggle emoji so the eyelash one will have to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but everyone I seem to speak to on here like to swing. Coincidence?!

You got the forums working then?

I did, finally! Thank you

I don't know what was wrong but after weeks of only being able to read, I can finally get involved with you lot

Yayyy..glad you sorted it

Thank you, I felt like I was missing out

can i just say you have great eyebrows suzy

Thank you! There's no eyebrow wiggle emoji so the eyelash one will have to do

"
ooooo a double whammy

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