FabSwingers.com forum: Painful lessons

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So it was stir fry for tea tonight made from scratch. Everything chopped & ready to cook including CHILLI...wash of the hands then popped to the loo

You can guess the rest!

What lessons have you learnt/been reminded of when you knew better?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I did the same once, but didn't wash my hands before going to the loo.

Certainly brought a tear to my eye!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no!!! Reminds me of a first meal out with a girlfriend’s parents years ago for a curry where I ate a whole chilli pepper garnish thinking it was a bean, then proceeded to try and stay calm while my head slowly exploded.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to rub my eyes after putting tiger balm on my forehead lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Not to rub my eyes after putting tiger balm on my forehead lol"

You're not the only one whose done it, if that's any consolation. That's one thing you only do once

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did the same once, but didn't wash my hands before going to the loo.

Certainly brought a tear to my eye!"

YEP..!!!! Its cooled off now thank christ lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not to rub my eyes after putting tiger balm on my forehead lol"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Not to rub my eyes after putting tiger balm on my forehead lol"

What's tiger balm exactly?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Don't use deep heat as deodorant !!!!!!!!!!! Ouchhhhhhhh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done similar with vicks...

And I tell you..that mint original source is no good on the genitalia

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adbutsanecoupleCouple
over a year ago

Calne

Traditional pre match routine before playing football lots of deep heat on legs then scratched my balls just before kick off. Worst game I’ve ever played on my life ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

The lesson I learnt today is dont use a plastic step for DIY when you're the thick end of 20 stone - see my latest picture upload for details

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a permanent burn mark at the base of my penis after some very hot oil escaped the baking tray whilst I was cooking naked.....

Never have unprotected naked cooking

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lesson I learnt today is dont use a plastic step for DIY when you're the thick end of 20 stone - see my latest picture upload for details "

Bet it got sent airborne with a helping hand!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a permanent burn mark at the base of my penis after some very hot oil escaped the baking tray whilst I was cooking naked.....

Never have unprotected naked cooking

New definition of the naked chef

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

My dogs love to jump in mucky puddles, then I usually forget they shake their coats and cover me in mud

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Oh no!!! Reminds me of a first meal out with a girlfriend’s parents years ago for a curry where I ate a whole chilli pepper garnish thinking it was a bean, then proceeded to try and stay calm while my head slowly exploded."

OMG I did the same thing the first time I went to a proper curry house, I just sat there not knowing what to do with myself, I’m sure steam was coming out if my ears

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't use deep heat as deodorant !!!!!!!!!!! Ouchhhhhhhh

Ouch !!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was forging some tools earlier from some scrap steel so I can start forging nails.

Did a hot cut on a punch I was making and the excess dropped onto the floor, totally fine. Until I forgot about it and stood on it, took until I smelt the bottom of my shoes burning for me to realise

Got anyway very lightly!

I’ve also grabbed hold of steel that I’ve been working on that’s lost it’s colour and gone grey again, had a couple of nasty burns

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread