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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

piggin windy again today isn’t it?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

A bit of wind won’t stop me in my tracks though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a breeze around your bits?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"A bit of wind won’t stop me in my tracks though

Just maybe those unfortunate enough to walk behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going out with my hubby and dog for the first time since lockedown started. Its gale force winds here too x

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Blinking gale force here , live in a valley type town and it's a right blow through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Settled down now..back to hot sun..preferred the wind...still trying to cast off heat exhaustion after too many long days working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly blowing about here !

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is there a breeze around your bits?

A breeze, it’s quite bad up here today. It’s blowing a bloody gale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of wind won’t stop me in my tracks though

Just maybe those unfortunate enough to walk behind you

Hopefully some of the force will have lost it's gusto at 6 foot

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A bit of wind won’t stop me in my tracks though

Just maybe those unfortunate enough to walk behind you

I did have a few ciders yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's reframe it positively:

Time to play Marilyn Monroe Ladies.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Im going out with my hubby and dog for the first time since lockedown started. Its gale force winds here too x"

Keep the dog on the lead then

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a breeze around your bits?

A breeze, it’s quite bad up here today. It’s blowing a bloody gale

Some people would be happy to have Gale blowing around their bits at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it is "

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I heard Gobbychick was on the curry last night?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes it is "
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I hope it doesn’t blow your pringles all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sure be windy! My big bloomers have flown away off the clothes line.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Yes it is m

I hope it doesn’t blow your pringles all over the place

At the speed I eat them? Good luck there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 lots of laundry dried already!!

But hair looks like Tina Turners

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x "

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It sure be windy! My big bloomers have flown away off the clothes line.

They didn’t blow off your line. I have them

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"3 lots of laundry dried already!!

But hair looks like Tina Turners

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"3 lots of laundry dried already!!

But hair looks like Tina Turners

That’s a sight I must see Kat

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

Blue pill????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

That sounds like me on a dancefloor

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

Blue pill????"

Well nobody wants a floppy fence do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im going out with my hubby and dog for the first time since lockedown started. Its gale force winds here too x

Keep the dog on the lead then

Definitely, but hes too heavy to blow away lol. Hes a staffi and built like an ox lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It sure be windy! My big bloomers have flown away off the clothes line.

They didn’t blow off your line. I have them

Well once you've spunked into them can you pls return them thank you. X

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

That sounds like me on a dancefloor

We shall see one day. We should go dancing and we will take Lorna and Ash. They love to swing their pants on the dance floor

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I heard Gobbychick was on the curry last night?

Hahahahaha you’re such an ass sometimes.

Sorry everyone

At least the winds are fresh

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

Blue pill????

Well nobody wants a floppy fence do they?

I’ve heard you like a good solid one Babsy

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It sure be windy! My big bloomers have flown away off the clothes line.

They didn’t blow off your line. I have them

Well once you've spunked into them can you pls return them thank you. X "

I’ll tuck them under your pillow when you go the Asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

That sounds like me on a dancefloor

We shall see one day. We should go dancing and we will take Lorna and Ash. They love to swing their pants on the dance floor

I have two left feet Babs. My bottom is a bit like Newtons Cradle.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

That sounds like me on a dancefloor

We shall see one day. We should go dancing and we will take Lorna and Ash. They love to swing their pants on the dance floor

I have two left feet Babs. My bottom is a bit like Newtons Cradle. "

Twirking in the wind. I like it Lois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

Blue pill????

Well nobody wants a floppy fence do they?

I’ve heard you like a good solid one Babsy

Erect never floppy and a good coating every so often makes it last longer.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

Blue pill????

Well nobody wants a floppy fence do they?

I’ve heard you like a good solid one Babsy

Solid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

That sounds like me on a dancefloor

We shall see one day. We should go dancing and we will take Lorna and Ash. They love to swing their pants on the dance floor

I have two left feet Babs. My bottom is a bit like Newtons Cradle. "

Lois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll tuck them under your pillow when you go the Asda

You're a good man. You know your jizz juice scent helps me to sleep at night. X

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

Blue pill????

Well nobody wants a floppy fence do they?

I’ve heard you like a good solid one Babsy

Erect never floppy and a good coating every so often makes it last longer."

A coating of what Lois?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep so no BBQ today

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll tuck them under your pillow when you go the Asda

You're a good man. You know your jizz juice scent helps me to sleep at night. X "

A lovely squirt of jizzmine always helps

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yep so no BBQ today

Your profile name is perfect for today’s weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it is

I hope that your fence is still standing Babs x

I just sat watching it yesterday Lois. I think it needs something, it’s got a right old wobble on

Blue pill????

Well nobody wants a floppy fence do they?

I’ve heard you like a good solid one Babsy

Erect never floppy and a good coating every so often makes it last longer.

A coating of what Lois?

Well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"piggin windy again today isn’t it?

Good drying day

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The best blow job you will get today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try living on the flat lands of the lincs fens... thought my dog was going to be blown away earlier

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

It's incredibly wild here. Gusts well in excess of 75mph. Guess that's what we get for living on a hilltop.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"piggin windy again today isn’t it?

Good drying day"

T’is true. Second load is on the go now

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The best blow job you will get today

Trust you to lower the tone

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Try living on the flat lands of the lincs fens... thought my dog was going to be blown away earlier

I’m feeling blown away right now

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It's incredibly wild here. Gusts well in excess of 75mph. Guess that's what we get for living on a hilltop."

It was worse yesterday by ours. It was pretty bad TBH. Lot of damaged houses this morning

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The best blow job you will get today

Trust you to lower the tone

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"It's incredibly wild here. Gusts well in excess of 75mph. Guess that's what we get for living on a hilltop.

It was worse yesterday by ours. It was pretty bad TBH. Lot of damaged houses this morning

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s snapped one of my sunflowers

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