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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone have and genuine beard straightening tips that actually work. Please share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone have and genuine beard straightening tips that actually work. Please share "

*any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea about straightening anything but.... Why would you want to do your beard?! Sorry, just wondered, as personally, I think it looks better than the straightened ones... And I am feeling nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard of straightening a beard?

If it's a little crazy you could try a beard oil or even some conditioner when you shower? It would relax it a little.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think I may have been to vague. I use oils and beard shampoos etc. Asking more about hot brushes or heated straightener tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I may have been to vague. I use oils and beard shampoos etc. Asking more about hot brushes or heated straightener tips "

Thats what I thought you meant!

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Anyone have and genuine beard straightening tips that actually work. Please share "

I can clamp it between my thighs if you like..I'm pretty sure it'd work...

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Any slim ghd's or cheap similars will work... just make sure you use the beard oil before you try to fry it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush it. Lots. Not with a hairbrush, there are dedicated beard brushes out there. Get a good beard balm or beard butter too, to keep it soft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about flattening it with me sitting on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other half has a beard brush that warms up. Makes a huge difference! That and oils and beard shampoo

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

My straighteners don't work either. I've tried loads but I'm still a lesbian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines getting big and bushy ..I find wetting it then running my hands through it works but a bit of hair gel xtra hold works well

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Why straighten it!?? I have seen this and I'm not a fan!

A beard looks better in my opinion bushy but well maintained!

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By *urocougarCouple
over a year ago

watton

Bob offers beard rides ??????

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

To be fair I think your beard looks like it's in a good place.

I grew one similar to yours recently. Invest in a good beard oil, a good beard shampoo, a good beard balm and plenty of brushing with a Boars hair brush will do the job.

Love the beard and it will love you back.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

this is a new one on me but I'd never use normal hair straighteners that close to my face. Those things are like flame throwers they're so hot. If you do use heat of any sort protect the hair with oil or something or it will quickly dry out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

"

See you learn something every day. I ooze wisdom!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

See you learn something every day. I ooze wisdom!"

Oh is that what it is!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

See you learn something every day. I ooze wisdom!

Oh is that what it is!? "

Another words of wisdom. You have enough blood to fill your heart or your dick. But not both!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

See you learn something every day. I ooze wisdom!

Oh is that what it is!?

Another words of wisdom. You have enough blood to fill your heart or your dick. But not both!"

Luckily for me I don't have a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

See you learn something every day. I ooze wisdom!

Oh is that what it is!?

Another words of wisdom. You have enough blood to fill your heart or your dick. But not both!

Luckily for me I don't have a dick."

That is great to know. I am talking to the right person, then!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

See you learn something every day. I ooze wisdom!

Oh is that what it is!?

Another words of wisdom. You have enough blood to fill your heart or your dick. But not both!

Luckily for me I don't have a dick.

That is great to know. I am talking to the right person, then! "

I'm busy worrying about my heart being full of blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

See you learn something every day. I ooze wisdom!

Oh is that what it is!?

Another words of wisdom. You have enough blood to fill your heart or your dick. But not both!

Luckily for me I don't have a dick.

That is great to know. I am talking to the right person, then!

I'm busy worrying about my heart being full of blood"

I can divert it elsewhere!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

See you learn something every day. I ooze wisdom!

Oh is that what it is!?

Another words of wisdom. You have enough blood to fill your heart or your dick. But not both!

Luckily for me I don't have a dick.

That is great to know. I am talking to the right person, then!

I'm busy worrying about my heart being full of blood

I can divert it elsewhere! "

I

. You're a surgeon! I knew it as soon as you used technical jargon such as "ooze"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually use organic argan oil and raw organic coconut oil. It works amazing for me. Smells good aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

See you learn something every day. I ooze wisdom!

Oh is that what it is!?

Another words of wisdom. You have enough blood to fill your heart or your dick. But not both!

Luckily for me I don't have a dick.

That is great to know. I am talking to the right person, then!

I'm busy worrying about my heart being full of blood

I can divert it elsewhere! I

. You're a surgeon! I knew it as soon as you used technical jargon such as "ooze" "

It's a little know fact that Surgeons are actually really good comedians. They always leave their patients in stitches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use organic argan oil and organic raw coconut oil on a damp beard and rub well. Works wonders for me silky and smooth. Smells amazing too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Studies show that men with beards are more likely to cheat than women with beards!

See you learn something every day. I ooze wisdom!

Oh is that what it is!?

Another words of wisdom. You have enough blood to fill your heart or your dick. But not both!

Luckily for me I don't have a dick.

That is great to know. I am talking to the right person, then!

I'm busy worrying about my heart being full of blood

I can divert it elsewhere! I

. You're a surgeon! I knew it as soon as you used technical jargon such as "ooze"

It's a little know fact that Surgeons are actually really good comedians. They always leave their patients in stitches!"

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

I have an huge an a beard! Leave it matey! Straightening it is like trying to make your dick look bigger By pulling on it with your hands! Fullness counts as well as length

zombie

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

My beard is 9 weeks old today. Getting nice and bushy with a bit of a wave in it. No special products here.

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