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"I can't talk now. I'm going into a tunnel? Any other bright suggestions?I've just been jogging I'm a little out of breath............. yes yes yes....... sorry my lottery ticket just came in........ mmmmmmmm...... baileys " It's the old age, I guess! | |||
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"No phone call is ever that important... " Depends on whether it’s the wife calling??? | |||
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"No phone call is ever that important... Depends on whether it’s the wife calling???" As I said .... no phone call is ever that important | |||
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"I can't talk now. I'm going into a tunnel? Any other bright suggestions?I've just been jogging I'm a little out of breath............. yes yes yes....... sorry my lottery ticket just came in........ mmmmmmmm...... baileys It's the old age, I guess! " lol don't you get out of breath then | |||
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"No harm but if you answered the phone during having sex I’d finish myself off " I meant to say I’d feckin finish myself | |||
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"No harm but if you answered the phone during having sex I’d finish myself off I meant to say I’d feckin finish myself " Can't have that.... Checks for flights to Eglington | |||
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"Yes, can I have some directions please? " | |||
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"Yes, can I have some directions please? " Spank him harder, harder! Your using what? No don't spank him with that you'll, oh dear god you did what? | |||
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"Hello Is it me you’re looking for " Shush... me mams on the phone! | |||
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"Hello Is it me you’re looking for Shush... me mams on the phone!" Well can you get your fingers out of there as I’m gona squeal | |||
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"With your spare hand?! " Depends if you're on your knees or not, my hands might be free | |||
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"Battersby dogs home, Jack Russel speaking, how can I help you?" This proper tickled me! | |||
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"Battersby dogs home, Jack Russel speaking, how can I help you? This proper tickled me! " .....I use it all the time. | |||
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"I remember years ago when I was in my early twenties I was getting a bj while on the phone with my mum " | |||
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"You get your gimp to do it " Take the ball gag off first, obviously | |||
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"Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite! " I am sure, you must be from Dagenham! | |||
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"Don't !" Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you! | |||
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"Don't ! Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you! " If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it | |||
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"Don't ! Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you! If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it " but what if its a work call and its his boss | |||
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"Don't ! Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you! If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss " Tell him his wife will ring him back in a minute | |||
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"Don't ! Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you! If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss Tell him his wife will ring him back in a minute" true so who answers the FB i suppose | |||
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"Don't ! Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you! If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss " True! | |||
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"If you want to answer the phone during sex then you or your partner aint doing it right " | |||
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"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more! " Are you a moaner? | |||
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"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more! Are you a moaner?" I'm a singer | |||
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"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more! Are you a moaner? I'm a singer " Can you sing while having sex? | |||
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"If you want to answer the phone during sex then you or your partner aint doing it right " exactly this, shouldnt even hear the phone ring | |||
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"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more! Are you a moaner? I'm a singer Can you sing while having sex? " I always do. | |||
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"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more! Are you a moaner? I'm a singer Can you sing while having sex? I always do." I like metal bands with female lead singers. Something about women screaming makes me rock hard! | |||
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"Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite! I am sure, you must be from Dagenham! " close, Romford | |||
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"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more! Are you a moaner? I'm a singer Can you sing while having sex? I always do. I like metal bands with female lead singers. Something about women screaming makes me rock hard! " My favourite is Bring me to life of Evanescence It usually wakes everything up | |||
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"Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite! I am sure, you must be from Dagenham! close, Romford " I was going to say Romford. Didn't want to offend you. Lol | |||
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"Don't ! Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you! If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss " I don't care lol bosscan wait | |||
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"I've answered the wife's once during with the lovely reply of "sorry she can't talk, her mouths full" " Hahaha | |||
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"If you want to answer the phone during sex then you or your partner aint doing it right " Amen! | |||
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"Hello HELLO HELLLOOOOO? NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. FUCK IT." if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that | |||
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"Hello HELLO HELLLOOOOO? NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. FUCK IT.if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that " No idea what you're on about. We have standards | |||
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"Hello HELLO HELLLOOOOO? NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. FUCK IT.if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that No idea what you're on about. We have standards" so do i evening standard | |||
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"Hello HELLO HELLLOOOOO? NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. FUCK IT.if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that No idea what you're on about. We have standards" What is your standard? | |||
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