FabSwingers.com forum: What's the best way to answer the phone during sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't talk now. I'm going into a tunnel?

Any other bright suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off im busy

Ooops hello mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Ah hello dear, yes, just working late at the office. Home soon! Love you x”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't talk now. I'm going into a tunnel?

Any other bright suggestions?"
I've just been jogging I'm a little out of breath............. yes yes yes....... sorry my lottery ticket just came in........ mmmmmmmm...... baileys

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Press no and let auto message send “cannot talk right now, driving”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell them, they won’t want to continue the conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to answer the phone during sex then you or your partner aint doing it right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't talk now. I'm going into a tunnel?

Any other bright suggestions?I've just been jogging I'm a little out of breath............. yes yes yes....... sorry my lottery ticket just came in........ mmmmmmmm...... baileys

It's the old age, I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No phone call is ever that important...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No phone call is ever that important...

Depends on whether it’s the wife calling???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No phone call is ever that important...

Depends on whether it’s the wife calling???"

As I said .... no phone call is ever that important

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Old Mother Hubbard's Knocking Shop, how can I help you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, can I have some directions please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't answer it

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Hang on I’m coming .... oh sorry I’m here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha this is funny, as hubby usually calls me when I'm off meeting a guy. I answer with "aarrggghh omg, harder harder"

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Why answer it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please leave a message after the queef...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No harm but if you answered the phone during having sex I’d finish myself off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the hell would I consider answering the phone during sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very fucking busy right now nana can you call me back after I've achieved the jizz juice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you call back in 37 seconds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't talk now. I'm going into a tunnel?

Any other bright suggestions?I've just been jogging I'm a little out of breath............. yes yes yes....... sorry my lottery ticket just came in........ mmmmmmmm...... baileys

It's the old age, I guess!

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lol don't you get out of breath then

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"No harm but if you answered the phone during having sex I’d finish myself off

I meant to say I’d feckin finish myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No harm but if you answered the phone during having sex I’d finish myself off

I meant to say I’d feckin finish myself

Can't have that....

Checks for flights to Eglington

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yes, can I have some directions please? "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

If there's a group of you then one may be forgiven for answering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, can I have some directions please?

Spank him harder, harder! Your using what? No don't spank him with that you'll, oh dear god you did what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *RF12Couple
over a year ago

Colchester

I've answered the wife's once during with the lovely reply of

"sorry she can't talk, her mouths full"

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hello"

Is it me you’re looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep quiet Geoffrey its my mum ok move your balls so i don't crush them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Is it me you’re looking for

Shush... me mams on the phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battersby dogs home, Jack Russel speaking, how can I help you?

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Put your best poker face and carry on doing it while you talk on the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With your spare hand?!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hello

Is it me you’re looking for

Shush... me mams on the phone!"

Well can you get your fingers out of there as I’m gona squeal

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"With your spare hand?! "

Depends if you're on your knees or not, my hands might be free

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

Get the sub to answer it while femdom busy.

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I remember years ago when I was in my early twenties I was getting a bj while on the phone with my mum

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By *RF12Couple
over a year ago

Colchester

"Battersby dogs home, Jack Russel speaking, how can I help you?"

This proper tickled me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate once asked to borrow my dictaphone. I said why don't you use your hand like everybody else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Battersby dogs home, Jack Russel speaking, how can I help you?

This proper tickled me! "

.....I use it all the time.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I remember years ago when I was in my early twenties I was getting a bj while on the phone with my mum

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Manners

Just don’t answer it.

A bit like when you are stood at the counter being served, it’s just rude and ill mannered.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You get your gimp to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, can't talk just now, I'm balls-deep in a magnificent strumpet.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You get your gimp to do it

Take the ball gag off first, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the green phone icon?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite! "

I am sure, you must be from Dagenham!

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

Don't !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't !"

Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

"Don't !

Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!

If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't !

Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!

If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it "
but what if its a work call and its his boss

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Sorry, I'm in the middle of someone

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

"Don't !

Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!

If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss "

Tell him his wife will ring him back in a minute

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Who answers the phone during sex ? Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't !

Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!

If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss

Tell him his wife will ring him back in a minute"
true so who answers the FB i suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/05/20 06:42:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used the Battersea dogs home one many a time, also, “Lincoln crematorium, you kill em, we grill em” an if it’s an unidentified number then it usually gets “hello, gay chat line, you’ve called again so soon”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out of breath....... sounds like you're working hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont answer.

But can be fun if you can keep the call going while having sex. Obviously both parties need to agree to this. I remember having an interesting work call once. It was risky but great fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t.

If it’s important you stop what you’re doing and answer as you normally would.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I used to see a rigger that loved answering my phone with ‘she’s a little tied up at the moment’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't !

Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!

If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss "

True!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id never answer during sex lol oh unless I was bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to answer the phone during sex then you or your partner aint doing it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ello mate I'm busy right now call back in two minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t.

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

I’d let it ring for a few times first on vibrate before slowly pulling it out Of her being careful not to snag a pube - before answering “ hiya might sound a bit echoey but go ahead”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more!

Are you a moaner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more!

Are you a moaner?"

I'm a singer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more!

Are you a moaner?

I'm a singer

Can you sing while having sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to answer the phone during sex then you or your partner aint doing it right

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exactly this, shouldnt even hear the phone ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more!

Are you a moaner?

I'm a singer

Can you sing while having sex?

I always do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more!

Are you a moaner?

I'm a singer

Can you sing while having sex?

I always do."

I like metal bands with female lead singers. Something about women screaming makes me rock hard!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite!

I am sure, you must be from Dagenham!

"
close, Romford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh aaah just a little bit, oooh aaah a little bit more!

Are you a moaner?

I'm a singer

Can you sing while having sex?

I always do.

I like metal bands with female lead singers. Something about women screaming makes me rock hard!

My favourite is Bring me to life of Evanescence

It usually wakes everything up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell the wife to get it. And whilst she's there, could she make us both a cuppa and bring it up. Oh and the little sexy sort wants a sandwich too. Worked up quite an appetite!

I am sure, you must be from Dagenham!

close, Romford

I was going to say Romford. Didn't want to offend you. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're distracted enough to answer your phone during sex, then I would imagine your heart's probably not really in it in the first place.

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

"Don't !

Okay! I won't be shagging you. Or at least I won't be answering the phone while shagging you!

If the phone is answered the sex must be boring. I don't even know where my phone is never mind hear it. Unless we're filming it but what if its a work call and its his boss "

I don't care lol bosscan wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello husband i cant talk now my lover is fucking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have reached the president and I'm busy combing my hair leave a message after the bleep

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By *aurus1987Man
over a year ago

York

"I've answered the wife's once during with the lovely reply of

"sorry she can't talk, her mouths full" "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Welcome to the Vodafone messaging service”...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilly sauce...! Salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone calls and asks what your doing right now and you reply fucking Hannah. That's not the way to do it..... especially when the girls called Carla...

15 years ago and remember it like it was yesterday.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I was just giving my lover face, after she put Crunchy Nut up her pussy.... “Sorry, can’t talk right now, was just having Crunchy Nut and it’s stuck in my teeth!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to answer the phone during sex then you or your partner aint doing it right

Amen!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Basically you just agree with everything. "Oh yes...yes...yes"

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By *hilMan
over a year ago

HOUGHTON LE SPRING

remove it and wipe it clean before answering

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

With voicemail.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes darling I'm painting the ensuite!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Ignore it.... if you’ve forgotten to turn it off or set to silent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed the phone by poster at 24/05/20 20:21:53]"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

". "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"
i know how you feel but i raise you a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

HELLO

HELLLOOOOO?

NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

FUCK IT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

HELLO

HELLLOOOOO?

NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

FUCK IT."
if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if you work in a call centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

HELLO

HELLLOOOOO?

NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

FUCK IT.if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that

No idea what you're on about. We have standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

HELLO

HELLLOOOOO?

NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

FUCK IT.if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that

No idea what you're on about. We have standards"
so do i evening standard

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Just by pressing answer and leaving it to hear the sounds...could be a very awkward result or a hilarious one depending on who's calling....not finding out who just adds to the risk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

HELLO

HELLLOOOOO?

NO. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

FUCK IT.if it moves........... thats the fab motto but I'm sure you knew that

No idea what you're on about. We have standards"

What is your standard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With your cock?

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