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"Ooh do we get to hack up fab people and push their parts together ![]() More like Pygmalion creation ![]() | |||
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"Ooh do we get to hack up fab people and push their parts together ![]() Ohh yes thats kinda what I had in mind. ![]() | |||
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"i know of a perfect one.. just maybe take away his stupid fucking brain. that would be better ![]() Why’s there no flipping the bird emoji on fab | |||
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"Ooh do we get to hack up fab people and push their parts together ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooh do we get to hack up fab people and push their parts together ![]() ![]() Oh goodie ![]() | |||
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"Come on people, get building. ![]() I'm not risking standing on Lego again ![]() | |||
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"Intelligent, funny, good at things. Nice smile. Bright eyes. Short. Big boobs. Nice big bum. Chunky thighs. Size 3/4 feet. " aghh lost it on big boobs ![]() | |||
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"I don’t want perfect, I want normal ![]() ![]() You’re not normal though ![]() | |||
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"Come on people, get building. ![]() ![]() Oh wow that hurts so much! ![]() | |||
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"I don’t want perfect, I want normal ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm spesh! ![]() | |||
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"I already have the perfect man... well, perfect for me. The perfect lady would be chilled, enjoy dancing, laughing and eating, with a couple of drinks... maybe a bit Alternative and comfortable in her sexuality." Oh i know a lady that might fit the bill. ![]() | |||
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"I don’t want perfect, I want normal ![]() Well then build your normal man. ![]() | |||
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"Fuck it Face of quacksplat Body of quacksplat " Good choice ![]() | |||
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"Come on people, get building. ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s evil stuff! | |||
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"I’ll just take Gerard Butler- he’s perfection enough! ![]() ![]() Ohhh i concur. | |||
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"Come on people, get building. ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh have you ever stood on a barbie shoe!!! ![]() | |||
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"I already have the perfect man... well, perfect for me. The perfect lady would be chilled, enjoy dancing, laughing and eating, with a couple of drinks... maybe a bit Alternative and comfortable in her sexuality. Oh i know a lady that might fit the bill. ![]() Oh do you now? ![]() | |||
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"I already have the perfect man... well, perfect for me. The perfect lady would be chilled, enjoy dancing, laughing and eating, with a couple of drinks... maybe a bit Alternative and comfortable in her sexuality. Oh i know a lady that might fit the bill. ![]() ![]() Yes, I can introduce you if you like. ![]() | |||
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"I already have the perfect man... well, perfect for me. The perfect lady would be chilled, enjoy dancing, laughing and eating, with a couple of drinks... maybe a bit Alternative and comfortable in her sexuality. Oh i know a lady that might fit the bill. ![]() ![]() ![]() If you're actually being serious send me a message ![]() | |||
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"I don’t want perfect, I want normal ![]() ![]() We want something in between | |||
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"Someone who is as insane as I am. Also blonde if possible." Iv got the first bit down. ![]() | |||
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"Remote controlled ![]() ![]() Yes!!! And pause... ![]() | |||
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"Someone who can put up with me and inspire me to do what I love! " Does he have a sister for me? ![]() | |||
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"Remote controlled ![]() ![]() ![]() I was thinking more fast forward. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Remote controlled ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Dont you need a reverse button as well? ![]() | |||
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"iv got mine ![]() It all depends on the availability of the Lego blocks? | |||
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"Intelligent, funny, good at things. Nice smile. Bright eyes. Short. Big boobs. Nice big bum. Chunky thighs. Size 3/4 feet. aghh lost it on big boobs ![]() They look pretty big! | |||
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"Remote controlled ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh yes there is many times Ash wished he was able to reverse. ![]() | |||
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"6ft+ Dark hair Dark eyes Dreamy smile Broad shoulders Good sense of humour Pity laughs at my bad jokes Super kind and adorable to animals Happy to constantly be harassed by me because I’m kind of a pervert " Erm hello ![]() | |||
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"6ft+ Dark hair Dark eyes Dreamy smile Broad shoulders Good sense of humour Pity laughs at my bad jokes Super kind and adorable to animals Happy to constantly be harassed by me because I’m kind of a pervert " It was all going so well until 6foot+ ![]() | |||
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"6ft+ Dark hair Dark eyes Dreamy smile Broad shoulders Good sense of humour Pity laughs at my bad jokes Super kind and adorable to animals Happy to constantly be harassed by me because I’m kind of a pervert Erm hello ![]() ![]() | |||
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"6ft+ Dark hair Dark eyes Dreamy smile Broad shoulders Good sense of humour Pity laughs at my bad jokes Super kind and adorable to animals Happy to constantly be harassed by me because I’m kind of a pervert " You just described me! ![]() | |||
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"6ft+ Dark hair Dark eyes Dreamy smile Broad shoulders Good sense of humour Pity laughs at my bad jokes Super kind and adorable to animals Happy to constantly be harassed by me because I’m kind of a pervert You just described me! ![]() You’ve never pity laughed at me. You’ve got a good sense of humour so find me genuinely funny ![]() | |||
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"6ft+ Dark hair Dark eyes Dreamy smile Broad shoulders Good sense of humour Pity laughs at my bad jokes Super kind and adorable to animals Happy to constantly be harassed by me because I’m kind of a pervert It was all going so well until 6foot+ ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"6ft+ Dark hair Dark eyes Dreamy smile Broad shoulders Good sense of humour Pity laughs at my bad jokes Super kind and adorable to animals Happy to constantly be harassed by me because I’m kind of a pervert " Well hello | |||
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"6ft+ Dark hair Dark eyes Dreamy smile Broad shoulders Good sense of humour Pity laughs at my bad jokes Super kind and adorable to animals Happy to constantly be harassed by me because I’m kind of a pervert It was all going so well until 6foot+ ![]() This is why I knew i was right out lol | |||
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"Someone bought me a plasticine ‘ build your own boyfriend’ kit for Xmas last year!! ![]() ![]() Oh that sounds like fun, who did you build? ![]() | |||
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"Someone who can put up with me and inspire me to do what I love! Does he have a sister for me? ![]() I shall put that on my wish list! | |||
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"Someone who can put up with me and inspire me to do what I love! Does he have a sister for me? ![]() Do you have a manual on, how to build you? ![]() | |||
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"iv got mine ![]() Why would I wants perfect if I’m not perfect! Normal is good for me, and she knows I like her the way she is! | |||
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"I'd build him with a big cock and and off switch ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Someone who can put up with me and inspire me to do what I love! Does he have a sister for me? ![]() You’d probably get off with him and his sister, leaving me with nobody ![]() | |||
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"Someone bought me a plasticine ‘ build your own boyfriend’ kit for Xmas last year!! ![]() ![]() ![]() He’s still in the box! What’s does that tell you ![]() | |||
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"Our perfect boyfriend would be: Orally bi, clean shaven, non smoker, submissive, non pushy, between 30 and 45 years old, live locally, single. " Damn , apart from the local bit this is me ![]() | |||
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"Has anyone built me yet " No, cause The perfect boyfriend wouldn’t have an ego | |||
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"Tall (ish) Broad shoulders Dark/greying foppish hair Or if he’s balding then short hair No facial hair. Smiley/twinkly kind eyes Good teeth Nice nails A wonderful personality That’ll do for now, or i’ll be here all day ![]() You described me! ![]() | |||
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"Tall (ish) Broad shoulders Dark/greying foppish hair Or if he’s balding then short hair No facial hair. Smiley/twinkly kind eyes Good teeth Nice nails A wonderful personality That’ll do for now, or i’ll be here all day ![]() ![]() You’ve said that throughout this thread! ![]() | |||
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"Tall (ish) Broad shoulders Dark/greying foppish hair Or if he’s balding then short hair No facial hair. Smiley/twinkly kind eyes Good teeth Nice nails A wonderful personality That’ll do for now, or i’ll be here all day ![]() ![]() ![]() Looks like everyone wants a slice of me! ![]() | |||
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"Intelligent, funny, good at things. Nice smile. Bright eyes. Short. Big boobs. Nice big bum. Chunky thighs. Size 3/4 feet. aghh lost it on big boobs ![]() You didn't ![]() | |||
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"Jason Mamoa or Chris Hemsworth either will do ![]() What a sandwich that would be ... yummy ![]() | |||
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