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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/05/12 21:28:53]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's here the good and bad

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Over to a couple of ladies, to one : Fancy a dance ? Yeah sure, Cool, clear off then whilst I talk to your mate

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"gies a shaaag" has worked on more than 1 occasion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey great legs babe.....what time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)"

Doubt that very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

Doubt that very much"

Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol

I always preferred myself; is that a ladder in your rights or a stairway to heaven!! And can vouch that has worked... Only once haha!!

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By *cruluceTV/TS
over a year ago

Worthing

Showing my age now,doesn't really work since the cd was invented but 'would you like to come back to my place and see my record ere.. er sorry,collection?!' Bit of a classic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you from Ireland?.....cause when I look at you my cock is Dublin.haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

Doubt that very much

Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol"

Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

Doubt that very much

Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol

Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'."

Don't get me wrong I'm not condoning it, just what I've seen quite a few times over the years

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

Doubt that very much

Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol

Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'."

I have had it done to me! Granted it was a mate who was very srunk but he went round the whole pub doing it! Safe to say he had a few slaps

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

From a female to male (in a club) "omg you look just like harry potter"

male to female "would you like to see my wand? (uncloaking his manhood)

female replies "000000000000 expeliamus!!!"

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

Do you Swallow and take it UP the Ass ...

That one always gets a reply ...

Best to be ready to duck tho some ladies cant resist touching your face cheek with the palm of their hand ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'."

Blimey mate, that's some talent you have there for knowing exactly what 'other' people have seen.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

Doubt that very much

Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol

Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'."

It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....

My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

Doubt that very much

Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol

Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.

It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....

My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub "

ERM ...Lets Swap Spit ...how would you react to me giving you that chat Up line Caz ...

(thats one of my best ..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub "

"Does this taste like rohypnol to you," is another one like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

Doubt that very much

Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol

Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.

It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....

My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub

ERM ...Lets Swap Spit ...how would you react to me giving you that chat Up line Caz ...

(thats one of my best ..)

"

You don't cough one up in their glass straight after do ya?

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

Doubt that very much

Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol

Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.

It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....

My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub

ERM ...Lets Swap Spit ...how would you react to me giving you that chat Up line Caz ...

(thats one of my best ..)

You don't cough one up in their glass straight after do ya? "

I'm a Gentleman i'm very discreet of my meet ...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

Doubt that very much

Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol

Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.

It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....

My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub

ERM ...Lets Swap Spit ...how would you react to me giving you that chat Up line Caz ...

(thats one of my best ..)

"

Blimey, if that's one of your best Ade.......I'd have to give you a sympathy shag

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness


"Have you ever had your boobs weighed??? "no?" (grab boobs and say) waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy (have seen this used ... A lot!!)

Doubt that very much

Tis true I'm afraid! usually a stag do employs this shock and awe tactic lol

Try that in any town in the country, and you'd be spending the night in a cell, stag night or not. It DOES NOT happen often, probably an urban myth that you have taken on as a 'memory'.

It's happened to me a few times in the past, I usually grab their bollocks and do the same....

My personal fave is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform"....works for me every time but it can be hard work getting an unconscious bloke back to mine if I do it in the pub

ERM ...Lets Swap Spit ...how would you react to me giving you that chat Up line Caz ...

(thats one of my best ..)

Blimey, if that's one of your best Ade.......I'd have to give you a sympathy shag "

See ...It works a Treat ... Every Time ... i'm so0 fcuking good it hurts ..

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I'm a cheeky chap n I carry a willy whistle in my pocket n I've made loads up we it n I've never bin slapped...........yet

It's also saved me money

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness


"I'm a cheeky chap n I carry a willy whistle in my pocket n I've made loads up we it n I've never bin slapped...........yet

It's also saved me money"

Us Mansfield Men .. no how to treat a Lady ..Eh ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a cheeky chap n I carry a willy whistle in my pocket

"

so when you blow it, do all the guys in the pub come runnin' at ya with erections?

... where do I get one of those?

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness


"I'm a cheeky chap n I carry a willy whistle in my pocket

so when you blow it, do all the guys in the pub come runnin' at ya with erections?

... where do I get one of those?"

Tart...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a cheeky chap n I carry a willy whistle in my pocket

so when you blow it, do all the guys in the pub come runnin' at ya with erections?

... where do I get one of those?

Tart... "

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

im going ugly early get your coat

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