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By *ungfun888 OP Man
over a year ago

pontefract

Who would have sex with their next door neighbour I would I here her having sex I would love to go over and help her moan more I even feel like saying be quiet or give me a shout lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She died 2 months ago aged 96.

I didnt fancy her anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never even made eye contact with my neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fantasied about my neighbour for quite a while. But she doesn't live down the road. But definitely not with my nextdoor neighbor. Crikey it's too close for comfort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She died 2 months ago aged 96.

I didnt fancy her anyway."

Thank you. This so made me chuckle

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne

I have had and will continue to have the occasional meet with one of my neighbours. We got chatting on here without realising we were neighbours. He had just moved in so I hadnt seen him. It wasn't until we actually arranged the meet and he told me where he lived that we realised we were neighbours...... Small world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She died 2 months ago aged 96.

I didnt fancy her anyway.

Thank you. This so made me chuckle

She’s dead?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not me. Both are married. One has no front teeth and the other is 82. Not really my type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She died 2 months ago aged 96.

I didnt fancy her anyway.

Thank you. This so made me chuckle

She’s dead?"

Yeah good old Sybil.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"She died 2 months ago aged 96.

I didnt fancy her anyway.

Thank you. This so made me chuckle

She’s dead?"

Lady across the road died in Oct but i only found out last week. I even sent her an Xmas card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two couples either side of me, both women are hotties, of course i would

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By *ungfun888 OP Man
over a year ago

pontefract

My days best one so far ????

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes I am a neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not, can’t imagine much worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thankyou lol one sides in their 80s and hes an odd ball the opposite side lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my immediate neighbours is my bestest friend. We have all had a little dabble lol. The others are in their 80s. So no thank you. The old guy might want to join in if we asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would have sex with their next door neighbour I would I here her having sex I would love to go over and help her moan more I even feel like saying be quiet or give me a shout lol "
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OP,i believe you will make her moan more. Probably along the lines of " its the black shadow who must be pot ugly & have a tiny cock as hes not prepared to show himself".. id say youll make her moan. Go for it & let us know how you get on. Youll end up with a black eye but how would we tell.

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By *bury ejitMan
over a year ago

wednesbury

I hear the women next to me having sex every day and if u seen the state of it u wouldn’t want sex again don’t get me wrong shag any guy do any thing but takes munter to a whole new level

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Next door, No, next door but one fuck yes she is a 20 yr old student.

She tells me that from September the house is going to be occupied by four female students !

(well as long as lock down allows the Uni to open).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont fancy their male partners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next door, No, next door but one fuck yes she is a 20 yr old student.

She tells me that from September the house is going to be occupied by four female students !

(well as long as lock down allows the Uni to open)."
so it was you who's been stock piling all the loo rolls ready for September lol.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Definitely not!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nope one sides my outlaws

the other is the creepy farmer that keeps seeing me naked

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Don't think there is anyone in my road that would interest me in that way and as for the nextdoor neighbours, one side is a couple who complain when I have sex with my husband and the other side just isn't my type and can often be quite patronising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope one sides my outlaws

the other is the creepy farmer that keeps seeing me naked

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one very lucky farmer

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Police Squad.

She one of the nicest neighbours I have and wouldn't what to ruin such a wonderful neighbourly relationship.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Next door, No, next door but one fuck yes she is a 20 yr old student.

She tells me that from September the house is going to be occupied by four female students !

(well as long as lock down allows the Uni to open). so it was you who's been stock piling all the loo rolls ready for September lol. "

Damn I never thought of that issue, good plan though !

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By *ockandspoonCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Nether, iv never heard the couple on the left side have sex, and the right side as far as I'm aware she is single, it's only us having sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have any neighbours....

But the building in front of me is a fire station, so guess what my reply would be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh"
not just me its bugging then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then"

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a neighbour, yes

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next door, No, next door but one fuck yes she is a 20 yr old student.

She tells me that from September the house is going to be occupied by four female students !

(well as long as lock down allows the Uni to open). so it was you who's been stock piling all the loo rolls ready for September lol.

Damn I never thought of that issue, good plan though ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh"

Hahahahahaha girl after my own heart

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class"
mate. If she is the teacher, I will swot all I like. Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class"

Yup. And it's usually me. Please may teacher give the class more homework? Haha, so me at school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class

Yup. And it's usually me. Please may teacher give the class more homework? Haha, so me at school.

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we've got maths to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class

Yup. And it's usually me. Please may teacher give the class more homework? Haha, so me at school.

we've got maths to do"
. You should have said biology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class

Yup. And it's usually me. Please may teacher give the class more homework? Haha, so me at school.

we've got maths to do"

Is the answer 69?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class

Yup. And it's usually me. Please may teacher give the class more homework? Haha, so me at school.

we've got maths to do

Is the answer 69?

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depends what the question is. But I am sure we can come up with some subract, and multiply and come up with 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class

Yup. And it's usually me. Please may teacher give the class more homework? Haha, so me at school.

we've got maths to do

Is the answer 69?

depends what the question is. But I am sure we can come up with some subract, and multiply and come up with 69

"
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Spelling too. (Subtract)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class

Yup. And it's usually me. Please may teacher give the class more homework? Haha, so me at school.

we've got maths to do

Is the answer 69?

depends what the question is. But I am sure we can come up with some subract, and multiply and come up with 69

Spelling too. (Subtract)"
just a typo. Not bad spelling. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arghhh it's "YOUR" not "YOU ARE Neighbour" lol.. now I've got that out of my system.. I can answer.

Yes, I have done this before.. but it got awkward because he wanted to come round more than I wanted.. luckily he moved..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never see my neighbours.

But OP I think your neighbour is sorted already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"arghhh it's "YOUR" not "YOU ARE Neighbour" lol.. now I've got that out of my system.. I can answer.

Yes, I have done this before.. but it got awkward because he wanted to come round more than I wanted.. luckily he moved.."
now this definetly has a story to go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class

Yup. And it's usually me. Please may teacher give the class more homework? Haha, so me at school.

we've got maths to do

Is the answer 69?

depends what the question is. But I am sure we can come up with some subract, and multiply and come up with 69

Spelling too. (Subtract) just a typo. Not bad spelling. Lol

"
. Six of the belt boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how we all get so irritated over the spelling mistake haha. Brilliant.

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh"

Not just me then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way, he is around 85 years old bless him xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then

Oh god, now I want to correct yours too!

Haha. I'm sorry. What's the punishment?

Always one swot in the class

Yup. And it's usually me. Please may teacher give the class more homework? Haha, so me at school.

we've got maths to do

Is the answer 69?

depends what the question is. But I am sure we can come up with some subract, and multiply and come up with 69

Spelling too. (Subtract) just a typo. Not bad spelling. Lol

. Six of the belt boy."
yes sir, but please can miss give me the belt

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

No, too close to home for my liking and I don't shit on my own doorstep so to speak either x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y.... Oh I give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, too close to home for my liking and I don't shit on my own doorstep so to speak either x"
thankfully im not your neighbour then.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Not my neighbour’s no, an elderly lady lives next door on one side and a slobby couple are the other side. I’d do their 19 year old twin daughters if that counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently found out one of mine is a stripper/online model. That was an interesting conversation! However, no. No interest.

Did here my other neighbours fucking the other day, reminder to make sure I shut my windows next time someone comes over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently found out one of mine is a stripper/online model. That was an interesting conversation! However, no. No interest.

Did here my other neighbours fucking the other day, reminder to make sure I shut my windows next time someone comes over

*hear

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Fucked my neighbours Daughter's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's a gorgeous man that lives directly opposite me.. definitely fantasised about him on more than one occasion.

caught him staring in at me a few times, so who knows.

maybe i should try and work my magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's a gorgeous man that lives directly opposite me.. definitely fantasised about him on more than one occasion.

caught him staring in at me a few times, so who knows.

maybe i should try and work my magic

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wish that was me

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south

"Is it bad that I desperately want to correct your spelling in the title? Ahhhhh not just me its bugging then"

Maybe you are a teacher off work and frustrated Kitty ?

Would you correct my spelling too ? X

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"No, too close to home for my liking and I don't shit on my own doorstep so to speak either xthankfully im not your neighbour then.

Hahaha x

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