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Worst part of the summer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All the flies/spiders/daddy long legs/other shit coming in through the open windows... Get the fuck back outsideeee... You don't belong in my house

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I always invite them in for tea and cucumber sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely MASSIVE hornet in my house today's

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

And nettles. They suddenly spring up from nowhere, awful pointless stinging bloody things that they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't agree more. Bugs should be outside or dead! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be more worried by the spiders that dance on your face as you sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolutely MASSIVE hornet in my house today's "

Noooo I'm genuinely horrified on your part, couldn't think of anything worse. Read a few articles on these "murder hornets" that are invading the US lately, as if I needed something else to be scared of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my cat was little she would entertain herself catching spiders.. I wish she was still that bored ! And useful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should be more worried by the spiders that dance on your face as you sleep "

LOL they'd have a LOT of ground to cover before they get up to my face

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"When my cat was little she would entertain herself catching spiders.. I wish she was still that bored ! And useful "

Sounds like you’ve got an unwilling pussy there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be more worried by the spiders that dance on your face as you sleep

LOL they'd have a LOT of ground to cover before they get up to my face "

I was bitten by a spider last summer and it was not nice! Worse than a wasp sting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be more worried by the spiders that dance on your face as you sleep

LOL they'd have a LOT of ground to cover before they get up to my face "

Buy a fan so that you can keep windows closed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha what do you think I am, an amateur? I sleep with a fan even in the winter no point having it on if it's just blowing around the hot air that's already in the room though.

Also the people I live with (parents) keep the windows and doors open all day, practically an open invitation for all manner of shit to just walk right in and make itself at home.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"All the flies/spiders/daddy long legs/other shit coming in through the open windows... Get the fuck back outsideeee... You don't belong in my house "
also moths hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heatlumps... I get awful itchy nasty skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice to the spiders...

They eat the flys

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Just hear a knocking sound at the lounge door and found a 4 inch long beetle on the hall carpet. Nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha what do you think I am, an amateur? I sleep with a fan even in the winter no point having it on if it's just blowing around the hot air that's already in the room though.

Also the people I live with (parents) keep the windows and doors open all day, practically an open invitation for all manner of shit to just walk right in and make itself at home. "

You need to tell the people you live with that their behaviour is unacceptable the bugs only want to be your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do b half afraid 2 open d windows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be more worried by the spiders that dance on your face as you sleep "

They don't dance on your face, they rub their willies on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be more worried by the spiders that dance on your face as you sleep

They don't dance on your face, they rub their willies on it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just hear a knocking sound at the lounge door and found a 4 inch long beetle on the hall carpet. Nice!"

At least it was polite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha what do you think I am, an amateur? I sleep with a fan even in the winter no point having it on if it's just blowing around the hot air that's already in the room though.

Also the people I live with (parents) keep the windows and doors open all day, practically an open invitation for all manner of shit to just walk right in and make itself at home.

You need to tell the people you live with that their behaviour is unacceptable the bugs only want to be your friend "

I know better than to befriend the devil's minions thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be more worried by the spiders that dance on your face as you sleep "

Nightmares for the rest of my life. Thanks.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Bugs and spiders don't bother me in the slightest, but those cleavers (that sticky plant that's like velcro) that grows everywhere is driving me mad in my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flies.. f**king hate them, especially the little midgey ones..

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By *ittleREDridingWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Wasps. I despise wasps. I’m really scared of them too as I’ve been stung a few times now. Wretched things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasps. I despise wasps. I’m really scared of them too as I’ve been stung a few times now. Wretched things "

Wasps can fuck right off. Bastards.

I don't particularly like spiders but the leave me alone and help get rid of all the annoying flying things so I just leave them be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be more worried by the spiders that dance on your face as you sleep

Nightmares for the rest of my life. Thanks. "

Me too.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I like spiders, they keep the flies away. We often get really pretty striped garden spiders.

Yes, I know I'm a bit odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear to JESUS the other night there was a spider in my living room and even my partner shat himself it was the biggest spider we have ever seen in our entire existence and wow I still feel uncomfortable thinking about it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The sun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours really hairy bottom shoved into tighty whiteys......

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Absolutely MASSIVE hornet in my house today's "

Asian or European, Asian are an invasive species, European are becoming rare, you can get a very large fine for killing one in Germany I believe. They are far more docile than wasps but I understand they are scary. Rescued a maybug the other day but it looked much smaller than it should have, maybe it was something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To move away from what is clearly the consensus that insects, wasps in particular are the worst part of summer.

Can I suggest to the forum that one of the things that annoys me about a typical summer is the sheer number of caravans on the road and also very very slow tractors.

Also don’t like various types playing their god-awful music stupidly loud through their open car windows.

Finally, to return to the insect world, really do not appreciate ants in the house. Oh god just remembered I hate flying ants.

There I have vented all negativity today, I feel renewed and refreshed.

Much love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be more worried by the spiders that dance on your face as you sleep "

Oh shut up

As far as I'm concerned everything about summer can fuck off!

The heat - fuck off

The creatures - fuck off

The crowds of people - fuck off.

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