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"Oh I’m good. I’m very good. And when I’m bad I’m even better ![]() I love a bitnof Mae West ![]() | |||
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"A* for enthusiasm C for technique. Tries hard, room for improvement. " This is me ![]() | |||
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"Nobody likes a boaster..." Well if you can't blow ykur own trumpet who's can you ![]() | |||
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"Like measuring in cubits, it’s too long since it’s happened to be relevant now. Now throw sympathy at me and tell me I’m pretty....." Oh so so pretty ![]() | |||
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"Absolutely crap." You fishing for compliments | |||
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"Nobody likes a boaster... Well if you can't blow ykur own trumpet who's can you ![]() Everyone else's lol | |||
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"Nobody likes a boaster... Well if you can't blow ykur own trumpet who's can you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I do the best I can do , but Sometimes It depends on the tool(s)I’m given ![]() I hear you ![]() | |||
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"Absolutely crap. You fishing for compliments" Nah. There’s only two women on fab that could possibly give an opinion and one of them hardly ever logs in anymore. The other one knows I’m absolutely crap ![]() | |||
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"At it...you know the sex? " See my school report... Can do very well, when he puts his mind to it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd fuck me. ![]() Well, if you don't love yourself no one else will ![]() | |||
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"At it...you know the sex? See my school report... Can do very well, when he puts his mind to it ![]() ![]() Oooo I had that on mine ![]() | |||
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"Absolutely crap. You fishing for compliments Nah. There’s only two women on fab that could possibly give an opinion and one of them hardly ever logs in anymore. The other one knows I’m absolutely crap ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Out of 2, I'd give myself 1 ![]() I bet ![]() | |||
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"I set a low bar and fail to get over it" Try cocking your leg ![]() | |||
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"That's the only thread I wish I was a man for the answer: I'm like a medicine.. hard to swallow but it makes you feel so much better after. ![]() A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down ![]() | |||
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"At it...you know the sex? " Why not come up amd find out ![]() | |||
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"Confident but always room for improvement lol" Thats a good place to be | |||
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"I’m pretty good. Still working in my dismount though! I always lose a mark there. " PMSL | |||
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"Depends on sleep, food, and hydration. If any of these are out of sync I'm half the man....I once was!" you better keep it together then ![]() | |||
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"At it...you know the sex? Why not come up amd find out ![]() Thanks for the offer ![]() | |||
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"That's the only thread I wish I was a man for the answer: I'm like a medicine.. hard to swallow but it makes you feel so much better after. ![]() ![]() Or honey.. more depth of flavour;-) | |||
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"Amazing and addictive i've been told ![]() ![]() Me well, I'm bloody fabulous ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Amazing and addictive i've been told ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Prove it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Amazing and addictive i've been told ![]() ![]() Amazing and addictive....a confident man. Like it ![]() | |||
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"Amazing and addictive i've been told ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I hate to back away from a challenge ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Before I declare our skills ![]() ![]() You 2 would be way off the charts or sexometer ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Amazing and addictive i've been told ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *checks diary and tells covid to fuck off* ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Amazing and addictive i've been told ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's the spirit ![]() | |||
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"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate " We’d have the worst sex ever. We’d just lie next to each other dribbling and wondering where the chocolates are! | |||
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"Oh I’m good. I’m very good. And when I’m bad I’m even better ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nobody likes a boaster..." Modesty sucks, as I suspect most of the Dingle girls do. | |||
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"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate We’d have the worst sex ever. We’d just lie next to each other dribbling and wondering where the chocolates are!" How about you bring the chocolate, and I'll bring the dribble? | |||
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"Top marks for stamina and enthusiasm Excellent communicator Well prepared and rises to most challenges Very flexible Can work well individually and as part of a team Can lose control at times but always eventually focusus on the task in hand A good grounding in technical ability but always open to gaining new skills ![]() ![]() ![]() You just copied and pasted your school netballl assessment didn’t you! | |||
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"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate " Liar ![]() | |||
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"Top marks for stamina and enthusiasm Excellent communicator Well prepared and rises to most challenges Very flexible Can work well individually and as part of a team Can lose control at times but always eventually focusus on the task in hand A good grounding in technical ability but always open to gaining new skills ![]() ![]() ![]() Sold! Err...I mean hired! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've good sex...great sex infact. I've also had crap sex." What is crap sex? | |||
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"Top marks for stamina and enthusiasm Excellent communicator Well prepared and rises to most challenges Very flexible Can work well individually and as part of a team Can lose control at times but always eventually focusus on the task in hand A good grounding in technical ability but always open to gaining new skills ![]() ![]() ![]() Rounders ![]() | |||
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"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate " I can confirm this! ![]() | |||
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"Im getting better at it, more confident, and I am doing my lady exercises with gusto currently, it will be like breaking through an iron curtain ![]() ![]() I sometimes get so turned on when I do these ![]() | |||
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"I've good sex...great sex infact. I've also had crap sex. What is crap sex? " When I feel like I didn't 'perform' enough..well enough | |||
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"I've good sex...great sex infact. I've also had crap sex. What is crap sex? " 2 shoves and hes done lol. | |||
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"Im getting better at it, more confident, and I am doing my lady exercises with gusto currently, it will be like breaking through an iron curtain ![]() ![]() ![]() Be nice to have something to squeeze onto I agree ![]() | |||
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"Im getting better at it, more confident, and I am doing my lady exercises with gusto currently, it will be like breaking through an iron curtain ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It so would ![]() | |||
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"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate Liar ![]() Maybe a little ![]() ![]() | |||
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"As good as the person/s I'm in bed with. ![]() ![]() Very true. If their shit in bed its impossible to carry them and bring them up to your level. That's what puts me off getting into a relationship, imagine doing all the falling for them bit just to discover there not as naught in bed as you'd hoped for. That's why fab is the place to be. ![]() | |||
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"As good as the person/s I'm in bed with. ![]() ![]() ![]() Perfect response ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nobody has needed a refund ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes please ![]() | |||
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"Well if A* is the best, what's past letter Z..." It goes back to A*. It’s possible to be so bad that it just might work. | |||
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"Apparently I was the best in many cases ![]() ![]() lol hey did they give you a badge was it blue? ![]() | |||
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"Nobody has needed a refund ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You need a refund ??!Have we met ?? | |||
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"I may not be as good as I once was. But I am as good once, as I ever was! ![]() Trying to get my head round that one haha | |||
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"I've had more than one person want a second go and some even a third so I'm thinking I'm ok ![]() lol once is nice but thrice is nicer ![]() | |||
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"Morning peeps! Can't answer OP's question cause I'm a virgin ![]() but you'll be kissed for the very first time ![]() | |||
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"People tend to want to do it again, so I guess I must be passable at least." thats a great sign ![]() | |||
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"Morning peeps! Can't answer OP's question cause I'm a virgin ![]() ![]() Are you offering ![]() | |||
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"Morning peeps! Can't answer OP's question cause I'm a virgin ![]() ![]() ![]() hey I'm a phenomenal kisser of women ![]() | |||
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"shows promise, needs more training. C+. " Don't we all? ![]() | |||
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"shows promise, needs more training. C+. Don't we all? ![]() some more than others maybe ![]() | |||
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"At it...you know the sex? " Very few I’ve played with haven’t asked for a repeat meet......? ![]() | |||
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"In the book Bounce, Matthew Syed articulated the theory that it takes 10,000 hours of practice to excel in anything. I’m guessing over my adult life I’ve had about 200 hours of practice......so highly unlikely to ever excel in the field. Wanking? Well I’m well practised in being a wanker." You are a gorgeous wanker Doc ![]() | |||
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"At it...you know the sex? " you'll have to find out for yourself ![]() | |||
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