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"Being horny" Are you planning to resolve this or are you happy carrying on ? | |||
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"My name is Sam and I like blinking  "That is a nervous tick mate! | |||
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"My name is Lemon and I am slowly losing my mind "Hold on tight!!!  | |||
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"My name is Sam and I like blinking
That is a nervous dick mate!"It’s more shy than nervous  | |||
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"My name is Sam and I like blinking
That is a nervous dick mate!
It’s more shy than nervous "Oi! Smartie pants.  | |||
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"Being horny Are you planning to resolve this or are you happy carrying on ? "1000% planning to resolve ASAP | |||
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"My name is compersion and I am ridiculously happy that I am back to work on 1st June "Fact. Its International Childrens Day on 1st June. Be happy like a kiddo! | |||
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"My name is Sam and I like blinking
That is a nervous dick mate!
It’s more shy than nervous "
Shy
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"My name is Freya and I confess to cultivating ..... freckles. "  don't make me faint on my own thread.. | |||
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"My name is compersion and I am ridiculously happy that I am back to work on 1st June
Fact. Its International Childrens Day on 1st June. Be happy like a kiddo! "Always x | |||
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"My name is Jamie and I have a few confessions today. I’m a breadaholic A chocoholic A any-food-within-arms-reach-oholic. I’m ready to own up and say that my jeans don’t fit the way they did pre lockdown "We can get through this together Let's buy more wrap dresses ( )
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"My name is Lexi and I’m addicted to my boyfriend "Lucky boy | |||
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"My name is lemon cake , and im only happy when its drizzling" Oooft. Nice and ....I'm going to say it.. sensitive eyes.. turn away. .. M word incoming... ..moist.  | |||
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Well done beauty!
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
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"My name is lemon cake , and im only happy when its drizzling Oooft. Nice and ....I'm going to say it.. sensitive eyes.. turn away. .. M word incoming... ..moist. " | |||
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"My name is Jamie and I have a few confessions today. I’m a breadaholic A chocoholic A any-food-within-arms-reach-oholic. I’m ready to own up and say that my jeans don’t fit the way they did pre lockdown
We can get through this together
Let's buy more wrap dresses ()
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"My name is Mona.Due to lockdown i had put be a TV on "pause".I be comfort eating on cheece and onion crisps and chocolate most night. Guess i "crispchocolic" Sooner lockdown over so i can dress the better "Oh I do like the sound of that. Crispchocolic. As long as it's not chocolate covered crisps! | |||
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"My name is Sheikh and I am ridiculously happy with the way life is treating me right now "There is always one..
Ps. And may it lasts! | |||
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"I'm foxxxy and I've just come to terms with the reality that getting squirty cream kicked off me might be the only "sexual" action I'll see for awhile "It’s all kicking off round yours..... | |||
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"I'm foxxxy and I've just come to terms with the reality that getting squirty cream kicked off me might be the only "sexual" action I'll see for awhile "This isn't going to end soon is it... | |||
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"My name is Sheikh and I am ridiculously happy with the way life is treating me right now
There is always one..
Ps. And may it lasts! "Thank you Rose....and may you also have a succession of good fortune come your way too! | |||
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"My name is Charm, I'm addicted to flirtatious banter and charming this knickers of those women in my lifes path, covid19 has prevented this face to face... I need to polish my skills so should you wish to flirt please request "Hello | |||
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"I'm foxxxy and I've just come to terms with the reality that getting squirty cream kicked off me might be the only "sexual" action I'll see for awhile
This isn't going to end soon is it... "Give it a couple weeks | |||
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Well done beauty!
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
Jo.Xx "Can we combine the two ? | |||
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"My name is Sheikh and I am ridiculously happy with the way life is treating me right now "As you should be..well deserved! | |||
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"My name is Jamie and I have a few confessions today. I’m a breadaholic A chocoholic A any-food-within-arms-reach-oholic. I’m ready to own up and say that my jeans don’t fit the way they did pre lockdown
We can get through this together
Let's buy more wrap dresses ()
(not from H&M though. The changing room mirrors ) "*Shudders* No we need to keep up appearances in Debenhams | |||
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"My name is Charm, I'm addicted to flirtatious banter and charming this knickers of those women in my lifes path, covid19 has prevented this face to face... I need to polish my skills so should you wish to flirt please request
Hello "Hippy your stunning, hello again x | |||
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"I'm foxxxy and I've just come to terms with the reality that getting squirty cream kicked off me might be the only "sexual" action I'll see for awhile "Kicked off? Brutal! | |||
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"Self licked ? " Are you addicted to some advance yoga then? Such a flexibility! | |||
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Well done beauty!
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
Jo.Xx "My name is D, Jo’s Deliveroo 
D. | |||
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"My name is PD and I was clean for more than a week but couldn’t resist my gin-ocolic moments today. "And it made for a nice thread you are fine x | |||
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"I'm foxxxy and I've just come to terms with the reality that getting squirty cream kicked off me might be the only "sexual" action I'll see for awhile
Kicked off? Brutal! "Slip of the thumb | |||
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"My name is Charm, I'm addicted to flirtatious banter and charming this knickers of those women in my lifes path, covid19 has prevented this face to face... I need to polish my skills so should you wish to flirt please request "Like those guys h*pnotising cobra snakes ? I checked.. my knickers are off.. ah I actually didnt have any to start with. Easy target | |||
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"My name is Sheikh and I am ridiculously happy with the way life is treating me right now
There is always one..
Ps. And may it lasts!
Thank you Rose....and may you also have a succession of good fortune come your way too! "Ah thank you Sheikh. I'm grabbing it as I go.. | |||
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"My name is Sheikh and I am ridiculously happy with the way life is treating me right now
As you should be..well deserved! "Thank you my foxy little cream kicking friend | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
"I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast  | |||
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Well done beauty!
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
Jo.Xx
Can we combine the two ? "We can combine anything you like! 
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Well done beauty!
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
Jo.Xx
My name is D, Jo’s Deliveroo
D."The finest Sexiest Deliveroo Man in the world!!
Jo.Xx | |||
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"My name is Sophie and I'm trying ridiculously hard not to perve over some of the beautiful pics on fab and beginning to fail miserably "I think this is a good addiction to actually indulge in.. | |||
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"My name is Håkan, and I'm a youtubeoholic in this lockdown world" Well have you found anything we should see ? | |||
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"Custard creams "Oh.. I have found some strawberry and coconut flavoured ones in my local shops!! | |||
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"My name is Sophie and I'm trying ridiculously hard not to perve over some of the beautiful pics on fab and beginning to fail miserably
I think this is a good addiction to actually indulge in.. "Thank god or some Devine being for stealth mode | |||
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"My name is Ivy and I am a wanker. Literally, my new addiction. Me and my wand have been passing the time together...often "Yes....yes you are | |||
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"My name is Ivy and I am a wanker. Literally, my new addiction. Me and my wand have been passing the time together...often "Why did you remind me.. off to check if its charging..  | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast "I think third day is the hardest. Did you consider going to sleep at 8pm to make it to 4 quicker?
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Well done beauty!
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
Jo.Xx
My name is D, Jo’s Deliveroo
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The finest Sexiest Deliveroo Man in the world!!
Jo.Xx "That comment made me chuckle. How do you open the door Jo? | |||
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"My name is Ivy and I am a wanker. Literally, my new addiction. Me and my wand have been passing the time together...often
Yes....yes you are " how rude! | |||
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"My name is Ivy and I am a wanker. Literally, my new addiction. Me and my wand have been passing the time together...often
Why did you remind me.. off to check if its charging.. "Hehe enjoy later | |||
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"My name is Ivy and I am a wanker. Literally, my new addiction. Me and my wand have been passing the time together...often
Yes....yes you are
how rude!"I'm never rude | |||
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"My name is Swing and I'm addicted to my bed. Sleep is good. Moving hurts." I wish we could deliver soup and come compresses for you. I keep wishing you better x | |||
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"My name is Cat and I think I'll have another gin" And another and another.. | |||
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"My name is Saisei and I have been ensuring Cadbury’s, Mr. Kipling’s and McVitie’s don’t go into liquidation." Gosh. Arent you altruistic type ) | |||
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"My name is Swing and I'm addicted to my bed. Sleep is good. Moving hurts. I wish we could deliver soup and come compresses for you. I keep wishing you better x " Thank you. I'm doing ok at the moment. | |||
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"My name is Swing and I'm addicted to my bed. Sleep is good. Moving hurts." Oh poor you. Duvet cocoon and pillow fort for you. X | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast
I think third day is the hardest. Did you consider going to sleep at 8pm to make it to 4 quicker?
I admire your strength!"I'm just having more gin to get through the nightmare tbh | |||
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"My name is(n’t) Dan and I’m getting back to nature! " Is that code for ‘I haven’t shaved my gooliies for a while’? | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast
I think third day is the hardest. Did you consider going to sleep at 8pm to make it to 4 quicker?
I admire your strength!
I'm just having more gin to get through the nightmare tbh "I'll join you with the vodka | |||
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"My name is(n’t) Dan and I’m getting back to nature! Is that code for ‘I haven’t shaved my gooliies for a while’? "
Ah so that's what you call "eyebrows" Dan? | |||
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Well done beauty!
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
Jo.Xx
My name is D, Jo’s Deliveroo
D.
The finest Sexiest Deliveroo Man in the world!!
Jo.Xx
That comment made me chuckle. How do you open the door Jo? "
That rather depends on what he's delivering!
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"My name is(n’t) Dan and I’m getting back to nature! Is that code for ‘I haven’t shaved my gooliies for a while’?
Ah so that's what you call "eyebrows" Dan? " | |||
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"My name is Swing and I'm addicted to my bed. Sleep is good. Moving hurts. Oh poor you. Duvet cocoon and pillow fort for you. X" That's the one thing I've got at the moment | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast
I think third day is the hardest. Did you consider going to sleep at 8pm to make it to 4 quicker?
I admire your strength!
I'm just having more gin to get through the nightmare tbh
I'll join you with the vodka "I will join you with some homemade COnCoction "Kwik"... spot the cock lezzer  | |||
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Keep your addiction under control. Or out of.. whatever you feel like | |||
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"My name is(n’t) Dan and I’m getting back to nature! " Watch the static on that balloon then Dan | |||
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Well done beauty!
My name is Jo and I'm a chocoholic. And orgasmacholic.
Jo.Xx
My name is D, Jo’s Deliveroo
D.
The finest Sexiest Deliveroo Man in the world!!
Jo.Xx
That comment made me chuckle. How do you open the door Jo?
That rather depends on what he's delivering!
Jo.Xx "Well I think we know what D will be delivering Jo I always find myself having to chase my Deliveroo person up and down the street | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
I have decided not to eat bread for the foreseeable. It's been three days since my last slice of buttery, jammy toast
I think third day is the hardest. Did you consider going to sleep at 8pm to make it to 4 quicker?
I admire your strength!
I'm just having more gin to get through the nightmare tbh
I'll join you with the vodka
I will join you with some homemade COnCoction "Kwik"... spot the cock lezzer "I couldn't of possibly let that pass me by | |||
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"My name is terry and I’m a bull" Hopefully in the bedroom and not the china shop | |||
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"My name is Rocco and I cant keep my hand away from my stick At least twice a day "From the forum posts I have been reading your at least twice a day seems quite tame. You are allowed to try harder | |||
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"I am Paul and a chocoholic" I don't eat chocolate at all so I grant you my daily portion of chocolate to make you feel better | |||
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"My name is Skydrol and I like boobs "I had heard that about you | |||
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"My name is Skydrol and I like boobs
I had heard that about you "There’s no denying it | |||
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"My name is Taff and I'm jolly well addicted to cycling "And being jolly too | |||
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"I’m Vine and I’m slowly becoming a gardener! " Are you gardening for Dan? | |||
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"Being furloughed and doing sod all except for eating, drinking and sleeping and still spending less every week "Not going the weekly commute is one of the few lockdown blessings for the bank account. I am saving £500 per month | |||
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"My name is Rocco and I cant keep my hand away from my stick At least twice a day
From the forum posts I have been reading your at least twice a day seems quite tame. You are allowed to try harder "That's when I'm trying to control myself
Most times I'm spending 2 hours of wanking ,now that's bad | |||
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"My name is Rocco and I cant keep my hand away from my stick At least twice a day
From the forum posts I have been reading your at least twice a day seems quite tame. You are allowed to try harder
That's when I'm trying to control myself
Most times I'm spending 2 hours of wanking ,now that's bad "I am guessing that you are developing very strong forearm muscles | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
"*stands up, clears throat. Hi everyone. My name is Stingly. I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries. *studies waistline in abject horror | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror "You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands | |||
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"My name is invisible beard And I am asking all you fuckers to stop ordering boilers and radiators and hot tubs. Fuck off with it already asking for a friend "No you are asking for you People are trying to keep you in Jaffa Cakes | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands "Naked? You mean I can ditch my day pyjamas? | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands
Naked?
You mean I can ditch my day pyjamas?"Absolutely | |||
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"My name is Mrs Stars and I am addicted to chocolate. I have just started my healthy eating plan today so I shall see how lomg I can last without any. If I can make the 2 week point then I know the cravings will stop." I gave up chocolate for a NYE resolution in 1991 and haven't had a morsel since so I have every faith in you
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"My name is Mrs Stars and I am addicted to chocolate. I have just started my healthy eating plan today so I shall see how lomg I can last without any. If I can make the 2 week point then I know the cravings will stop. I gave up chocolate for a NYE resolution in 1991 and haven't had a morsel since so I have every faith in you
Good luck x"Really?! Wow, your willpower must be amazing. Thank you for the well wishes. I have succeeded 1 day at least | |||
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"Im having a definite weakness for chocolate digestives, there so suggestive " Maybe have a hob nob instead? | |||
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"My name is Olly and I wanna try pussy for the first time " I have a feeling that you are telling me fibs | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands "He's Partial to some full fat milk.. that one.. | |||
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"I am trying to make sure I haven't missed anyone. Rose asked me to cover as I just woke up x " Thank you. You are a star x | |||
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"Hi everyone. (shuffles a little) My name is *b****. And I can't stop *e***** the c***" Messing the cake? | |||
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"Nope "Hi sucking. If you use Reply+quote it's easier to work out who you reply to | |||
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"I am trying to make sure I haven't missed anyone. Rose asked me to cover as I just woke up x Thank you. You are a star x" Pleasure I am off back to sleep now xx | |||
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"I am trying to make sure I haven't missed anyone. Rose asked me to cover as I just woke up x Thank you. You are a star x Pleasure I am off back to sleep now xx " Peaceful dreams x | |||
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"I've got so many names it just depends on who you ask" Are you addicted to changing your names? | |||
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"Hi everyone. (shuffles a little) My name is *b****. And I can't stop *e***** the c*** Messing the cake? " No, but that is better than what I was thinking
I want cake | |||
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"Hi my name is Paul and I’m addicted to Haribo sour cherries " I love sour and cherry. But never tried those dangerous suggestion if you claim they are addictive | |||
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"My name is invisible beard And I am asking all you fuckers to stop ordering boilers and radiators and hot tubs. Fuck off with it already asking for a friend
No you are asking for you People are trying to keep you in Jaffa Cakes "Come on 60kg who's having a fooking boiler installed atm
I cant even give the jaffa away in my new video
Maybe should just change my name to jaffa_beard | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
My names Hung Solo and I’m fast becoming an alcoholic (working from home).
My name is Chewie 69 and I’m addicted to baking. —hahahaha rock and roll \m/
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"Hi my name is Paul and I’m addicted to Haribo sour cherries I love sour and cherry. But never tried those dangerous suggestion if you claim they are addictive "Omg you need to try them. Drop everything and go get some now!!! | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands
Naked?
You mean I can ditch my day pyjamas?
Absolutely "I can keep my nightime jammies though, right? | |||
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"My name is Terry and I’m ashamed to admit I’m addicted to the tv show Judge Judy " I will do my best not to judge you for that | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
*stands up, clears throat.
Hi everyone.
My name is Stingly.
I'm currently drawn to blue top milk and Portuguese pastries.
*studies waistline in abject horror
You need something full fat to wash down the pastries. Also it is perfectly acceptable to go naked in this current time and ignore waistbands
Naked?
You mean I can ditch my day pyjamas?
Absolutely
I can keep my nightime jammies though, right? "If they help you get snuggly in bed yes you may. You may do whatever you want | |||
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"My name is Saisei and I have been ensuring Cadbury’s, Mr. Kipling’s and McVitie’s don’t go into liquidation. Gosh. Arent you altruistic type ) "My sacrifice is for the greater good, so I make it willingly and without hesitation. | |||
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"*shifts the chair* Ekhmm.. My name is Rose and I'm a "breadholic"... first step to recovery is admitting eh?
What's your current addiction?
My names Hung Solo and I’m fast becoming an alcoholic (working from home).
My name is Chewie 69 and I’m addicted to baking. —hahahaha rock and roll \m/
"I would love to suggest combining the two. As in for example Guiness chocolate cake or boozy Tiramisu with Baileys for example;-) | |||
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"My name is Covid and people say my personality is infectious.." But where is the addictive element ? | |||
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"My name is Lorna and addicted to play in's. "That's the only way these days, Lorna. | |||
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"My name is Terry and I’m ashamed to admit I’m addicted to the tv show Judge Judy I will do my best not to judge you for that "Oh I see what you did there very witty lol | |||
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"I'm Mike and it's gardening! "Flowers or edible things ? Either way it's a lovely addiction. Helping things grow | |||
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"My name is Lorraine and I’m addicted to baking double chocolate fudge cake, dill pickle Pringles and I don’t mind sharing with others. " Put some in the bottle like a message and throw it in the ocean for me please . | |||
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"My name is Ivy and I am a wanker. Literally, my new addiction. Me and my wand have been passing the time together...often "That wand is living its best life. | |||
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"Custard creams
Oh.. I have found some strawberry and coconut flavoured ones in my local shops!! "Any good? I don't think they can dislodge the mighty custard cream! | |||
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"Custard creams
Oh.. I have found some strawberry and coconut flavoured ones in my local shops!!
Any good? I don't think they can dislodge the mighty custard cream! "I like strawberry ones.. reminds me of pink wafers a little. Also forgot to add there is an orange flavour out there too. | |||
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"Apple and rhubarbade, farm made and bloody refreshing S" What is it please? | |||
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"My names not really Hine and... Might as well face it I'm addicted to love" I have a song for you Hine ! https://youtu.be/XcATvu5f9vE Robert Palmer Addicted to love | |||
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"I'm currently addicted to Sports Mixture, Jelly Babies and my Ipad. " That is a splendid mix Dana
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"I'm flute and i love to whistle "I would have never guessed | |||
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"I'm flute and i love to whistle
I would have never guessed"really i do but I'm not as good as the rather attractive woman who sings on the promenade omg great whistler | |||
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