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Ladies and Gents! What is the most creative way that you have masturbated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess. When i was a teenager, i once masturbated with a watermelon. Yes! I put a hole in it. Then I fcuk'd it. It was messy. I also remember putting a whole in between the legs of the teddybear that I had as a child. The sponge inside gave me a blister. My Mum never asked me why the bear had a whole in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never have fucked Bimbo the bear.....so wrong lol

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Remember during the first year of apprenticeship using a high speed orbital sander polishing away holding it against my thigh it sent a lovely sensation around the three piece suite. Realising that it had potential I dashed to the gents and stuffed a load of tissue down the undies and carried on discreetly against the privates. The orgasm was was superb. Will never forget it. We both need to get one of these wands to try out !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess people find his one too personal . No bites.

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

once on exercise in germany i was on guard with my machine gun and was bored so i humped the ground and i rubbed one out holding a big weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the most creative way or most enjoyable is to slip my cock between a woman's lips and let her do the work

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Suprised no guys have said wanking into a sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suprised no guys have said wanking into a sock "

if i had i wouldnt say....lol

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport


"Suprised no guys have said wanking into a sock "

Well it isn't the most creative is it now if a womam was to try......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cucumber!

& No i didnt put it back in the fridge!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Suprised no guys have said wanking into a sock

Well it isn't the most creative is it now if a womam was to try......"
depends how far away the sock was

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By *exyeyez23Man
over a year ago

Lytham St Anne’s


"A cucumber!

& No i didnt put it back in the fridge! "
You should have put it back in the fridge would have been very interesting to see if there was any reaction at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cucumber!

& No i didnt put it back in the fridge! You should have put it back in the fridge would have been very interesting to see if there was any reaction at all "

Haha thing is if there was, im not good at hiding my emotion in my face so id have probs looked really guilty! My mom did ask where the cucumber went though as i dont eat it lol

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate


"I could never have fucked Bimbo the bear.....so wrong lol

"

Bimbo the bear had a cock then

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate


"A cucumber!

& No i didnt put it back in the fridge! You should have put it back in the fridge would have been very interesting to see if there was any reaction at all

Haha thing is if there was, im not good at hiding my emotion in my face so id have probs looked really guilty! My mom did ask where the cucumber went though as i dont eat it lol "

did she want to use it?

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By *exyeyez23Man
over a year ago

Lytham St Anne’s


"A cucumber!

& No i didnt put it back in the fridge! You should have put it back in the fridge would have been very interesting to see if there was any reaction at all

Haha thing is if there was, im not good at hiding my emotion in my face so id have probs looked really guilty! My mom did ask where the cucumber went though as i dont eat it lol "
I am sure your mum in her life has felt the urge to self pleasure and it's the perfect shape and size don't you think to "hit the spot" how old we're you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have often made myself cum in a public jacuzzi by getting one of the jets in just the right place and slowly moving over it, was good fun in splash landings as I was surrounded by people who had no idea

Also there is this piece of kit at the gym where u prop urself up on elbows to do leg raises and without fail every time I used it my shoulders buckled after a few lifts as it made me cum every time I had done 20 or so lifts

Oh how I cried when they changed the place and upgraded to new kit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I once shagged the Xmas trifle, all was going well until me mam caught me.

"Sorry mam" I said, "I'm fucking disgusted with myself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew I didn't like dream topping!!!

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

I know a guy who claims to have fucked a Pringles tube full of liver! Think I'll stick with conventional wanking, I never have been too keen on liver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a guy who claims to have fucked a Pringles tube full of liver! Think I'll stick with conventional wanking, I never have been too keen on liver "

Errrr, you're joking right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried a new way yesterday, the mushroom technique. Was very fulfilling and made a change from the usual grip and go! I found it on, all the w's advanced masturbation

Some interesting styles on there!

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By *exyeyez23Man
over a year ago

Lytham St Anne’s


"I know a guy who claims to have fucked a Pringles tube full of liver! Think I'll stick with conventional wanking, I never have been too keen on liver

Errrr, you're joking right?! "
I really do hope he is yuk

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond


"I know a guy who claims to have fucked a Pringles tube full of liver! Think I'll stick with conventional wanking, I never have been too keen on liver

Errrr, you're joking right?! "

Apparently, Once you pop, you just can't stop

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You have to keep it cold if you are going to cook it afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to hump my pillow then turn it over, god knows what my mum thought with the concrete mess on one side of my pillow, though I did get alot of colds, so it could have been that.

I shudder with embarrassement at the thought of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teenager, when erections were real belly slappers (ah those days!!) I visited a friend with a swimming pool and discovered that the water inlet stream felt very sexy against my swimming trunks. I'd just got really hard when Pete's mum came out to join us. My cock was just about showing over my trunks and she saw it and went quite red in the face. In retrospect I wish we'd all been naked, but then I was just very embarrassed! Another wasted opportunity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once shagged the Xmas trifle, all was going well until me mam caught me.

"Sorry mam" I said, "I'm fucking disgusted with myself" "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my own in a Villa in Portugal, everyone else had gone out for the day. I filled up the indoor Jacuzzi/bath/shower thing and layed for hours playing with the shower head nozzle - very effective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once shagged the Xmas trifle, all was going well until me mam caught me.

"Sorry mam" I said, "I'm fucking disgusted with myself"

Pmsl "

Wowzers I'd have licked that off!

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By *hitecumloadsMan
over a year ago

cannock

I as a kid used to have a wank in my bedroom window so the girl over the way could watch and she used to play with her tits in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always 'creative' when I masturbate

It's the only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmm my old electric toothbrush, amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was 15 ish i sellotaped the top of a body spray can to the actual spray cos it had a rounded top and got frisky one afternoon ..

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