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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Are you a lone wolf who goes it alone?

Maybe a bit of a cheeky monkey who just messes around?

A meerkat who pops up now and then?

Lamp-post pissing dog?

Or perhaps a sheep who blindly agrees with people in the hope of garnering favour?

Or perhaps something else entirely...

....over to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Aardvark - as I always come first?

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"An Aardvark - as I always come first? "

AardvarkBerks has a ring to it

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

I'm a sloth. Generally too slow to respond to a previous comment so that mine makes sense.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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A chameleon - my mood changes and my posts reflects that - I couldn't think of an animal that was reflective enough of that.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Lone wolf who loves winding people up sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go for the cheeky monkey!

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By *illiamMeetsMan
over a year ago

sunnyside

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm a sloth. Generally too slow to respond to a previous comment so that mine makes sense."

Think we all feel that way sometimes but you were cheetah like to this thread

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A chameleon - my mood changes and my posts reflects that - I couldn't think of an animal that was reflective enough of that. "

That's you too a tee and an animal doesn't have to be a mammal

And I'm going nowhere near reptile/lizard comments

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'll go for the cheeky monkey! "

That's appropriate from what I have seen of you around the forums

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Lone wolf who loves winding people up sometimes"

How's your howling at the moon?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"A chameleon - my mood changes and my posts reflects that - I couldn't think of an animal that was reflective enough of that.

That's you too a tee and an animal doesn't have to be a mammal

And I'm going nowhere near reptile/lizard comments "

Good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a dragon, just stomp around doing what the hell I like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a human. Nothing special.

Yet amazingly complicated

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I’m a dragon, just stomp around doing what the hell I like!"

Appropriate being Welsh and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll go for the cheeky monkey!

That's appropriate from what I have seen of you around the forums "

It's all in jest though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm one of those invisible lizards

No one can see me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea. Open to suggestions....

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Just a human. Nothing special.

Yet amazingly complicated "

And that's so very you Hine

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A tiger as I like to pounce.....

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm one of those invisible lizards

No one can see me!"

Obviously taken the cloak off tonight...I see you

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

more like a cat! Annoying for most people but purring when loved by the rightful owner

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm a sea slug. Kinda cute but weird.

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I have no idea. Open to suggestions.... "

Lioness...enjoys being in groups and the real hunters of the pride

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I'm a little of a couple , cheeky monkey whom tries to have a little laugh , then I'm like a wolf , loyal and faithful and will protect and stick up for friends and alao a dog , as in caring and loving to the people whom matter to me

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A tiger as I like to pounce....."

...claws at the ready when needed? But likes nothing more than a good scritch behind the ears from the right person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All or nothing. I can have very talkative happy moods such as now and other times avoid everything except maybe have the odd grump.

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"more like a cat! Annoying for most people but purring when loved by the rightful owner "

Oh cats are wonderful creatures...but do you bring little gifts that you leave lying around the house for those you love?

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm a little of a couple , cheeky monkey whom tries to have a little laugh , then I'm like a wolf , loyal and faithful and will protect and stick up for friends and alao a dog , as in caring and loving to the people whom matter to me "

A woldogkey then?

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm a sea slug. Kinda cute but weird."

Cute and weird (in a good way) I'll give you but somehow slug doesn't fit

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m a definite sloth. Often see threads I’d post on but then cba to type. Not that I don’t want to type, just my inner sloth prevents that

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"All or nothing. I can have very talkative happy moods such as now and other times avoid everything except maybe have the odd grump. "

With that avatar you have to be a zebra...I have one similar

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

A tortoise, I poke my head in every so often then go and hibernate for a while

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m a cormorant, like a shag

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I'm a little of a couple , cheeky monkey whom tries to have a little laugh , then I'm like a wolf , loyal and faithful and will protect and stick up for friends and alao a dog , as in caring and loving to the people whom matter to me

Sounds good to me lol

A woldogkey then? "

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"more like a cat! Annoying for most people but purring when loved by the rightful owner

Oh cats are wonderful creatures...but do you bring little gifts that you leave lying around the house for those you love? "

I bring some unexpected words into forums and lay it out yeah. not always pleasing the owners

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"A tortoise, I poke my head in every so often then go and hibernate for a while "

I should do that more often myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lesser Spotted Woodpecker

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A tortoise, I poke my head in every so often then go and hibernate for a while "

But now summer's almost here hibernation time is almost over you should pop that head out more often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a feline, treat me right And I'll be purring in your lap, treat me mean and I'll be off with a scathing look of disdain

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"more like a cat! Annoying for most people but purring when loved by the rightful owner

Oh cats are wonderful creatures...but do you bring little gifts that you leave lying around the house for those you love?

I bring some unexpected words into forums and lay it out yeah. not always pleasing the owners "

Bingo

And sometimes that is just what is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All or nothing. I can have very talkative happy moods such as now and other times avoid everything except maybe have the odd grump.

With that avatar you have to be a zebra...I have one similar "

I totally forgot to choose an animal, reading too fast I was channelling my inner Zebra yes

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Elephant , just love waving my trunk about

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I’m a cormorant, like a shag"

Only you could come up with that one

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Elephant , just love waving my trunk about "

. Brilliant

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"more like a cat! Annoying for most people but purring when loved by the rightful owner

Oh cats are wonderful creatures...but do you bring little gifts that you leave lying around the house for those you love?

I bring some unexpected words into forums and lay it out yeah. not always pleasing the owners

Bingo

And sometimes that is just what is needed "

Exactly what I think

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’m a shark, always on the move, never sleeping aware of any vibrations in my vicinity and ready to eat you fuckers if you get to cocky in the surf

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"All or nothing. I can have very talkative happy moods such as now and other times avoid everything except maybe have the odd grump.

With that avatar you have to be a zebra...I have one similar

I totally forgot to choose an animal, reading too fast I was channelling my inner Zebra yes "

Well zebras being herd animals and all...I thought I'd keep you company

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Definitely a feline, treat me right And I'll be purring in your lap, treat me mean and I'll be off with a scathing look of disdain"

Oh so very you...bet you like your chin tickled too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a lion stalking its prey.

From now onwards I shall be Known as liono.

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I’m a shark, always on the move, never sleeping aware of any vibrations in my vicinity and ready to eat you fuckers if you get to cocky in the surf "

My cock is going nowhere near the surf

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I’m a lion stalking its prey.

From now onwards I shall be Known as liono."

Liono Blair?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I’m a lion stalking its prey.

From now onwards I shall be Known as liono."

Liono Tendero

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Lesser Spotted Woodpecker "

Because?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I’m a shark, always on the move, never sleeping aware of any vibrations in my vicinity and ready to eat you fuckers if you get to cocky in the surf

My cock is going nowhere near the surf "

You seen Jaws Gemini ? She’s my submissive sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a lion stalking its prey.

From now onwards I shall be Known as liono.

Liono Blair? "

Like tony but with better policies on foreign affairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a lion stalking its prey.

From now onwards I shall be Known as liono.

Liono Tendero "

Roooarr

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm a lone wolf, couldn't give a shit what anyone thinks of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely a feline, treat me right And I'll be purring in your lap, treat me mean and I'll be off with a scathing look of disdain

Oh so very you...bet you like your chin tickled too "

Love having my head and back stroked and gently scratched

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I’m a shark, always on the move, never sleeping aware of any vibrations in my vicinity and ready to eat you fuckers if you get to cocky in the surf

My cock is going nowhere near the surf

You seen Jaws Gemini ? She’s my submissive sister "

Yeah but then she smiled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All or nothing. I can have very talkative happy moods such as now and other times avoid everything except maybe have the odd grump.

With that avatar you have to be a zebra...I have one similar

I totally forgot to choose an animal, reading too fast I was channelling my inner Zebra yes

Well zebras being herd animals and all...I thought I'd keep you company "

Lets hope nobody wants to sink their teeth in our rumps, I hear roaring

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm a lone wolf, couldn't give a shit what anyone thinks of me "

A good policy to have

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

What i am is kinda deep but true to my nature, being mixed race i have the best of both worlds, together with the fact i can act according to the environment im in, it's fitting for me to be a chameleon, plus I'm good with my tongue

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I’m a shark, always on the move, never sleeping aware of any vibrations in my vicinity and ready to eat you fuckers if you get to cocky in the surf

My cock is going nowhere near the surf

You seen Jaws Gemini ? She’s my submissive sister

Yeah but then she smiled "

Good point, I’m not smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When wolves hunt the prey may only see one but actually it's a pack behind a successful kill.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm a sea slug. Kinda cute but weird.

Cute and weird (in a good way) I'll give you but somehow slug doesn't fit "

Have you seen sea slugs!? They're majestic as fuck!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m a bear..... love to snuggle, can be sleepy, nocturnal, independent; with a wild, mischievous, naughty side; and finally a mama bear strongly loyal and protective of her cub and takes no nonsense

What about you OP?

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

Lioness and time to time a chameleon

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm a sea slug. Kinda cute but weird.

Cute and weird (in a good way) I'll give you but somehow slug doesn't fit

Have you seen sea slugs!? They're majestic as fuck!"

Oooohh they are...I take that back you're completely slug like

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Probably a lone wolf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably an Eagle soaring above all of your shit

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm a sea slug. Kinda cute but weird.

Cute and weird (in a good way) I'll give you but somehow slug doesn't fit

Have you seen sea slugs!? They're majestic as fuck!

Oooohh they are...I take that back you're completely slug like "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a mongrel

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going with a Blobfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider.. Some like me some don't.

Hide away sometimes in a corner watching n listening.

Will dart across the forums when I feel... Make my own Web..

Seem to only attract flies

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By *assy211279Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere Cornwall

I am more like my tegu. Lay around watching everything, taking it all in and throwing things around to get attention when I want. Also hissy and bite. But I can be nice to.

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I’m a bear..... love to snuggle, can be sleepy, nocturnal, independent; with a wild, mischievous, naughty side; and finally a mama bear strongly loyal and protective of her cub and takes no nonsense

What about you OP?"

Perfectly described

Hmmmm...would probably have to be one of the great apes...maybe an orangutan...quiet, thoughtful and solitary at times but prone to bursts of energy and activity navigating the forums from thread to thread...can be quite inventive and use the tools at my disposal to figure things out

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm a sea slug. Kinda cute but weird.

Cute and weird (in a good way) I'll give you but somehow slug doesn't fit

Have you seen sea slugs!? They're majestic as fuck!

Oooohh they are...I take that back you're completely slug like

Thank you "

About the only time I've ever been able to call someone a slug and not get a punch on the nose

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm a coatimundi...wander in, snuffle around, amuse myself, wander off again waving my tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im no sheep.

Id say a wolf but not an omega. A Beta and I love belonging in a small pack

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I'm a golden retriever that's knocking on a bit - mostly happy to lie down in front of the fire and people watch, have occasional playful moments, but will growl and bite if someone upsets me

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Probably a mongrel "

Red vixen more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tame little mouse, scared of big things and loud noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kangaroo

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Tiger... Working on her prey... No I think im a fuffy bunny rabbit, always nibbling on someone's earlobe

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Rabbit

"

Couldn't possibly be anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterfly. Just fluttering about

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I am going with a Blobfish. "

With your voice...nightingale would be more appropriate...especially given your caring nature

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Otter just swimming along doing my own thing really.

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Spider.. Some like me some don't.

Hide away sometimes in a corner watching n listening.

Will dart across the forums when I feel... Make my own Web..

Seem to only attract flies "

Ooh apart from the last bit I like that...and what I know of you from the forums a perfect fit

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm a coatimundi...wander in, snuffle around, amuse myself, wander off again waving my tail

"

Coatimundi's are very cute too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All apart from the sheep. However, I have seen a few wolves in the sheep's clothing!

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Im no sheep.

Id say a wolf but not an omega. A Beta and I love belonging in a small pack "

Packs can be fun and very protective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will go with the cheeky monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All apart from the sheep. However, I have seen a few wolves in the sheep's clothing!"

same, you

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm a golden retriever that's knocking on a bit - mostly happy to lie down in front of the fire and people watch, have occasional playful moments, but will growl and bite if someone upsets me "

You forgot the most important trait of that wonderful breed..loyalty

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A tame little mouse, scared of big things and loud noises"

And scare elephants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spider.. Some like me some don't.

Hide away sometimes in a corner watching n listening.

Will dart across the forums when I feel... Make my own Web..

Seem to only attract flies

Ooh apart from the last bit I like that...and what I know of you from the forums a perfect fit "

Thank you x

I Should have added known to eat the males... Lol.. But I'm too fussy and would spit them out

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Kangaroo "

But what do you keep in your pouch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tame little mouse, scared of big things and loud noises

And scare elephants? "

I scare away the fat folk yes

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Butterfly. Just fluttering about "

Fluttering is a good thing and butterfly kisses can be delightful

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Otter just swimming along doing my own thing really. "

Otters are wonderful group creatures too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butterfly. Just fluttering about

Fluttering is a good thing and butterfly kisses can be delightful "

Butterflies scare the shit out of me

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"I'm a golden retriever that's knocking on a bit - mostly happy to lie down in front of the fire and people watch, have occasional playful moments, but will growl and bite if someone upsets me

You forgot the most important trait of that wonderful breed..loyalty "

I like a nice chest rub too

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"All apart from the sheep. However, I have seen a few wolves in the sheep's clothing!"

I think we all have...and a few sheep in wolves clothing too

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Otter just swimming along doing my own thing really.

Otters are wonderful group creatures too "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Sasquatch - people catch a glimpse now and then, they fear the unknown and form a dramatic opinion to perpetuate the myth, yet very few ppl have ever really seen me. Just a unique and unusual human/monkey thingy with a HUGE penis and a slap head innit.....

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm a golden retriever that's knocking on a bit - mostly happy to lie down in front of the fire and people watch, have occasional playful moments, but will growl and bite if someone upsets me

You forgot the most important trait of that wonderful breed..loyalty

I like a nice chest rub too "

Well I didn't like to say...but roll over and I'll tickle your tummy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a chilli...I don't play these conformist games

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I would be an Ashera. A hybrid of a Savannah, Bengal and the domestic house cat. Calm, likes to be held and always purring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butterfly. Just fluttering about

Fluttering is a good thing and butterfly kisses can be delightful

Butterflies scare the shit out of me"

Good. I want you scared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butterfly. Just fluttering about

Fluttering is a good thing and butterfly kisses can be delightful

Butterflies scare the shit out of me

Good. I want you scared. "

And butterfly's taste with the their feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butterfly. Just fluttering about

Fluttering is a good thing and butterfly kisses can be delightful

Butterflies scare the shit out of me

Good. I want you scared.

And butterfly's taste with the their feet"

And I’d taste her feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butterfly. Just fluttering about

Fluttering is a good thing and butterfly kisses can be delightful

Butterflies scare the shit out of me

Good. I want you scared.

And butterfly's taste with the their feet

And I’d taste her feet "

Bloody love my toes being sucked on.

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Mr and Mrs Spider here. Constantly wondering if today is the day she'll eat me

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A Sasquatch - people catch a glimpse now and then, they fear the unknown and form a dramatic opinion to perpetuate the myth, yet very few ppl have ever really seen me. Just a unique and unusual human/monkey thingy with a HUGE penis and a slap head innit..... "

Mythical creatures certainly do have a hard time proving themselves to be bona fide and as magical as they may seem

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I’m a cormorant, like a shag

Only you could come up with that one "

I’ll take that as a compliment!

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm a chilli...I don't play these conformist games "

And I would expect nothing less from someone as spicy as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Libasaurus of course.

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I would be an Ashera. A hybrid of a Savannah, Bengal and the domestic house cat. Calm, likes to be held and always purring.

"

Do you rub round legs too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Sasquatch - people catch a glimpse now and then, they fear the unknown and form a dramatic opinion to perpetuate the myth, yet very few ppl have ever really seen me. Just a unique and unusual human/monkey thingy with a HUGE penis and a slap head innit.....

Mythical creatures certainly do have a hard time proving themselves to be bona fide and as magical as they may seem "

I'll take that as a compliment since we've never spoken directly.....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I would be an Ashera. A hybrid of a Savannah, Bengal and the domestic house cat. Calm, likes to be held and always purring.

Do you rub round legs too? "

If it earns me an extra treat I will.

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Mr and Mrs Spider here. Constantly wondering if today is the day she'll eat me "

Ha ha and with your profile name I was expecting something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea. Open to suggestions....

Lioness...enjoys being in groups and the real hunters of the pride "

I like that, thank you x

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Definitely a meerkat......I like keeping under the radar and popping my head up every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Duck!

Bobbing around...excitable, playful and quite flirty

Well sometimes I might give you that 'side mean look', but this is just how I am built for life. A face that cant hide emotions brewing inside quacking true.

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Definitely a meerkat......I like keeping under the radar and popping my head up every now and then "

Do you have any decent deals on insurance too?

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I'd be a northern American mountain lion(cougar/puma), solitary creature mainly, slinking through the shadows out of sight, raises cubs alone & only seeks out males when necessary ;-p

Will avoid a fight but fierce when forced to, mad half hours too lol and always the educator

I don't know why the term lone wolf exists because wolves live in packs, the lone wolf generally does not do well.

Recent studies show Southern American mountain lions are not solitary, they are very social & live more similarly to African lions

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A Duck!

Bobbing around...excitable, playful and quite flirty

Well sometimes I might give you that 'side mean look', but this is just how I am built for life. A face that cant hide emotions brewing inside quacking true. "

Serene above the surface but paddling like mad beneath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Duck!

Bobbing around...excitable, playful and quite flirty

Well sometimes I might give you that 'side mean look', but this is just how I am built for life. A face that cant hide emotions brewing inside quacking true.

Serene above the surface but paddling like mad beneath?"

Haha I will take that.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I would be a salt water crocodile, mainly I would just mind my own business and leave the other animals to their own lives...

but I would also be watching from a distance under water what the other animals get up to and what makes their minds really tick, particularly the ones who annoy or irritate me the most I would remember the most and make note off who they are..

mostly I would just surface here and there when I wish to then quietly exit and return underwater, BUT if someone I come across is foolish enough to try provoke or anger me do so at you're own peril..

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'd be a northern American mountain lion(cougar/puma), solitary creature mainly, slinking through the shadows out of sight, raises cubs alone & only seeks out males when necessary ;-p

Will avoid a fight but fierce when forced to, mad half hours too lol and always the educator

I don't know why the term lone wolf exists because wolves live in packs, the lone wolf generally does not do well.

Recent studies show Southern American mountain lions are not solitary, they are very social & live more similarly to African lions "

Sounds like you have it sussed

And I don't know why the term lone wolf exists either but it fit the context of the forums for some

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I would be a salt water crocodile, mainly I would just mind my own business and leave the other animals to their own lives...

but I would also be watching from a distance under water what the other animals get up to and what makes their minds really tick, particularly the ones who annoy or irritate me the most I would remember the most and make note off who they are..

mostly I would just surface here and there when I wish to then quietly exit and return underwater, BUT if someone I come across is foolish enough to try provoke or anger me do so at you're own peril.."

A fearsome creature then? One not to be messed with or provoked

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"A fearsome creature then? One not to be messed with or provoked "

If I had it my own choice I'd rather just be a happy crocodile tbh, but if life has taught me anything it's never allow others to try talk to to you like shit or at the very least go down without a fight..

besides life is short for the most part I'd rather just leave things be and go about my own business but I can't change what I am at my core or what anger lies beneath....you seem a pleasant person anyway OP

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A fearsome creature then? One not to be messed with or provoked

If I had it my own choice I'd rather just be a happy crocodile tbh, but if life has taught me anything it's never allow others to try talk to to you like shit or at the very least go down without a fight..

besides life is short for the most part I'd rather just leave things be and go about my own business but I can't change what I am at my core or what anger lies beneath....you seem a pleasant person anyway OP"

I'm sure crocodiles have their happy moments too

And thank you - that would be the orangutan in me shining through

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd be a northern American mountain lion(cougar/puma), solitary creature mainly, slinking through the shadows out of sight, raises cubs alone & only seeks out males when necessary ;-p

Will avoid a fight but fierce when forced to, mad half hours too lol and always the educator

I don't know why the term lone wolf exists because wolves live in packs, the lone wolf generally does not do well.

Recent studies show Southern American mountain lions are not solitary, they are very social & live more similarly to African lions

Sounds like you have it sussed

And I don't know why the term lone wolf exists either but it fit the context of the forums for some "

Was the best & most accurate I could think of, might be influenced due to watching documentaries earlier

If I could I would also migrate south in winter & north in summer, Northern's do that following prey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im no sheep.

Id say a wolf but not an omega. A Beta and I love belonging in a small pack

Packs can be fun and very protective "

Yes I miss being in one, always felt looked after especially being sub xx

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Definitely a cheeky monkey

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'm sure crocodiles have their happy moments too

And thank you - that would be the orangutan in me shining through "

sounds fitting maybe orangutan is you're spiritual animal after all, if you ever feel the need for a safe passage through the river or if the other crocodiles on here are giving you a hard time..

give us a shout or send the croc signal and I shall show up and appear out off the water to help you out..

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Definitely a cheeky monkey "

Of that I have no doubt...alpha too

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Are you a lone wolf who goes it alone?

Maybe a bit of a cheeky monkey who just messes around?

A meerkat who pops up now and then?

Lamp-post pissing dog?

Or perhaps a sheep who blindly agrees with people in the hope of garnering favour?

Or perhaps something else entirely...

....over to you "

Hmmm, depends on my mood! Sometimes I'm all introspective, slow and thoughtful, like an elephant. Other times I'm flashing around the place, like an angel fish. And sometimes I'm just waggling my rear like those baboons with red arses

Mrs TMN x

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm sure crocodiles have their happy moments too

And thank you - that would be the orangutan in me shining through

sounds fitting maybe orangutan is you're spiritual animal after all, if you ever feel the need for a safe passage through the river or if the other crocodiles on here are giving you a hard time..

give us a shout or send the croc signal and I shall show up and appear out off the water to help you out.. "

Too kind...I mostly swing through the tree tops to avoid the snapping mouths but occasionally skim a little too close to the water

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By *ourney100Man
over a year ago

South East

Honeybadger! Because why would I want to be anything else....

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Are you a lone wolf who goes it alone?

Maybe a bit of a cheeky monkey who just messes around?

A meerkat who pops up now and then?

Lamp-post pissing dog?

Or perhaps a sheep who blindly agrees with people in the hope of garnering favour?

Or perhaps something else entirely...

....over to you

Hmmm, depends on my mood! Sometimes I'm all introspective, slow and thoughtful, like an elephant. Other times I'm flashing around the place, like an angel fish. And sometimes I'm just waggling my rear like those baboons with red arses

Mrs TMN x"

And you do it with such grace too...

...although I guess Mr TMN is to blame for the reddened arse

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Are you a lone wolf who goes it alone?

Maybe a bit of a cheeky monkey who just messes around?

A meerkat who pops up now and then?

Lamp-post pissing dog?

Or perhaps a sheep who blindly agrees with people in the hope of garnering favour?

Or perhaps something else entirely...

....over to you

Hmmm, depends on my mood! Sometimes I'm all introspective, slow and thoughtful, like an elephant. Other times I'm flashing around the place, like an angel fish. And sometimes I'm just waggling my rear like those baboons with red arses

Mrs TMN x

And you do it with such grace too...

...although I guess Mr TMN is to blame for the reddened arse "

Ha! Correct.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I'm an amoeba..or an albatross ..depending on the day

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Honeybadger! Because why would I want to be anything else.... "

Tough beasts for sure and very thick skins

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm an amoeba..or an albatross ..depending on the day "

It's now Thursday so which is it?

Soar like an albatross? Or split into multiple cells?

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth


"I'm an amoeba..or an albatross ..depending on the day

It's now Thursday so which is it?

Soar like an albatross? Or split into multiple cells? "

I had an albatross day today ...??

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm an amoeba..or an albatross ..depending on the day

It's now Thursday so which is it?

Soar like an albatross? Or split into multiple cells?

I had an albatross day today ...??"

Soaring then

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Prairie dog

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm a push me pull me dog.

One half of me is cheeky and always ready to be playful, the other has a loud bark and can bite.

In the middle I dont have an arsehole so I dont give a shit

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Wolf defo

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Wolf defo"
and monkey

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A flamingo

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By *ich HardMan
over a year ago

Saffron Walden

Honey Badger.. quietly go about my business, not offending anyone... BUT do not piss me off.....

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By *andrelaxMan
over a year ago

Harlesden

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By *andrelaxMan
over a year ago

Harlesden

Wombat/Quokka/Raccoon combo.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

A grackle, a grown up who likes to cackle!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m a parrot who repeats himself.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m a parrot who repeats himself.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m a parrot who repeats himself.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m a parrot who repeats himself.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

That bloody Fat panda because at this moment of time don’t really do much but sit around and eat

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Blue whale, mysterious

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