FabSwingers.com forum: What you offer

By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

What can you offer a fwb?

Other than amazing sex (obviously)

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Loads of video games... I need a couch co-op buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am lovely with great boobs, a great drinking buddy, my cuppa making skills are famously good, I can cook and I am a pretty good snuggle

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I am lovely with great boobs, a great drinking buddy, my cuppa making skills are famously good, I can cook and I am a pretty good snuggle

Sound perfect

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I bring cake

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I bring cake

WINNER

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

I have a recovpro which is a portable massage gun. Massage after sex and a beer

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I have a recovpro which is a portable massage gun. Massage after sex and a beer

Oh wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointment.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

If you don't find my weird sens3 if humour hilarious you can at least laugh at how weird I am.

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Disappointment. "

Lmfao

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"If you don't find my weird sens3 if humour hilarious you can at least laugh at how weird I am."

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A £30 Cineworld voucher

...about as much use as a chocolate teapot at the moment though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hilarious.....I even laugh at my own jokes.

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I'm hilarious.....I even laugh at my own jokes."

Sounds legit

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I bring cake

WINNER"

what's your request?

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By *rad_ell12Man
over a year ago

Brighouse

Free pizzas and free baking supplies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An unforgettable experience

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By *hampagneCharlieMan
over a year ago

Polesworth

Depends what you really really really want?

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Ive months of pent up sexual tension to release ,oh and i bring hubby for 3 some fun too ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will make their fantasies come true. Tick everything on their sex bucket list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake and cuddles

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can make cake

any flavour you like

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I bring cake

WINNER

what's your request?"

Lemon drizzle

Or gypsy tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am lovely with great boobs, a great drinking buddy, my cuppa making skills are famously good, I can cook and I am a pretty good snuggle

Sound perfect "

Only if you like old fat chicks, along with the above, obviously

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I am lovely with great boobs, a great drinking buddy, my cuppa making skills are famously good, I can cook and I am a pretty good snuggle

Sound perfect

Only if you like old fat chicks, along with the above, obviously

What's not to like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back massage. And a Scrabble game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am lovely with great boobs, a great drinking buddy, my cuppa making skills are famously good, I can cook and I am a pretty good snuggle

Sound perfect

Only if you like old fat chicks, along with the above, obviously

What's not to like ?"

Exactly! Hence my fwb moving in

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Witty and erudite repartee and copious amounts of kisses and cuddles

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I bring cake

WINNER

what's your request?

Lemon drizzle

Or gypsy tart "

Lemon Drizzle is my specialty

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By *onny17Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Loads of hands on help. Tradesman for you naughty minded

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I bring cake

WINNER

what's your request?

Lemon drizzle

Or gypsy tart

Lemon Drizzle is my specialty

Omg I’m now officially moist

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Loads of hands on help. Tradesman for you naughty minded"

Hello you

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I am lovely with great boobs, a great drinking buddy, my cuppa making skills are famously good, I can cook and I am a pretty good snuggle

Sound perfect

Only if you like old fat chicks, along with the above, obviously

Don’t ding ding

Yesssss

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Back massage. And a Scrabble game

Ohhhh haven’t played scrabble in ages. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarity, childish, needy and an average cock!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"What can you offer a fwb?

Other than amazing sex (obviously)"

Modesty

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hilarity, childish, needy and an average cock!

Extra needy

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By *onny17Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Loads of hands on help. Tradesman for you naughty minded

Hello you

Hope you're keeping well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m pretty easy going and a wicked cook.

My jokes don’t always land the way I hope but I find myself funny

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I’m pretty easy going and a wicked cook.

My jokes don’t always land the way I hope but I find myself funny

Mine don’t often land. And I do stand up comedy. So it’s more painful when I miss

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Loads of hands on help. Tradesman for you naughty minded

Hello you

Hope you're keeping well"

I sure am hope you are too

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By *onny17Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Loads of hands on help. Tradesman for you naughty minded

Hello you

Hope you're keeping well

I sure am hope you are too

With profiles like yours isolation isn't all that bad.

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

I'm a professional massage practitioner so I can fix your back after a hard fucking.

I make a great brew.

Fab conversation and party club buddy.

Dont need anything else.

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I'm a professional massage practitioner so I can fix your back after a hard fucking.

I make a great brew.

Fab conversation and party club buddy.

Dont need anything else."

Sound pretty great

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

I give a fantastic massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cooking and make passable cocktails. Great massage and breakfast in bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention. Lots of.

Passion

A wild imagination

Amazing oral skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Detachment and heartbreak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great blow job , weird sense of humour and lots of cuddles, plus D so we can have a mmf!

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By *zreal_rdg OP Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Detachment and heartbreak

Ouch

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can you offer a fwb?

Other than amazing sex (obviously)"

Mind blowing sex with sprinkles...

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A willingness to get out of bed and make the first cuppa after sleepy morning sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hilarity, childish, needy and an average cock!

Extra needy

I'm not that bad!

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Great anal sex and the best blow job you've ever had

I hope.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Chess.

And a different outfit every 10 minutes

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Loads of hands on help. Tradesman for you naughty minded

Hello you

Hope you're keeping well

I sure am hope you are too

With profiles like yours isolation isn't all that bad.

Aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bake delicious goodies! I'm super friendly and easy to talk to. I give cosy warm hugs and I'm very silly so I'll probably make you laugh.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hilarity, childish, needy and an average cock!

Extra needy

I'm not that bad!

No not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pride of walking next to me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The pride of walking next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The disgusting look of her face because she is walking next to me

Before anyone thought about fixing that for me

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm funny as fuck so great company and I'll also make a cuppa. Not guaranteeing it's a good cuppa, but it's a cuppa.

If I really fancy him I might let him have a fig roll. Only if the chemistry is right though, I don't offer that to just anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you good at cleaning the house, put the laundry out, emptying the dishwasher etc?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hilarity, childish, needy and an average cock!

Sounds perfect!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Cake

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Give me about three minutes and I'll do a soft boiled egg...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pure joy.

Great dancing and walking companion.

Perfect to make friends out of strangers when out and about.

I'm a super cuddler. And you can enjoy correcting my pronunciation

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By *orchOliverMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I am very practical, I can fix most thimgs

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Pure joy.

Great dancing and walking companion.

Perfect to make friends out of strangers when out and about.

I'm a super cuddler. And you can enjoy correcting my pronunciation

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Currently have vacancy for

Great walking companion

And super cuddler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham, egg and chips

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I cook a great breakfast

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

An empty house, no interruptions, and a beautiful pussy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You'd have to ask my fwb and hope he isn't being his usual sarcastic self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cook a great breakfast

Ah but do you take it up the bum? That's where the marriage proposal would come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a mean cup of tea

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Unspoilt views to the far horizon, facing west with the sky aflame every evening of a sunny day. The sound of birdsong, baa lambs and the distant thrum of a silaging crew cutting grass (over yonder).

Stars beyond count when the sun has kissed the hedgerow goodnight, a cool breeze to dance through the window and caress skin and prickle goose-bumps taught.

A smile and a glass of something sharp and crisp, maybe a little laughter and a sigh-worthy feeling of contentment

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Unspoilt views to the far horizon, facing west with the sky aflame every evening of a sunny day. The sound of birdsong, baa lambs and the distant thrum of a silaging crew cutting grass (over yonder).

Stars beyond count when the sun has kissed the hedgerow goodnight, a cool breeze to dance through the window and caress skin and prickle goose-bumps taught.

A smile and a glass of something sharp and crisp, maybe a little laughter and a sigh-worthy feeling of contentment "

I might as well give up now.

Stella, Coronation Street, and the cat’s just stunk the house out.

I’ll try again tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can wax my back everyother week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can you offer a fwb?

Other than amazing sex (obviously)"

The main thing I offer is the subversion of expectations - sex with me will be mediocre at best

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Stars beyond count when the sun has kissed the hedgerow goodnight, a cool breeze to dance through the window and caress skin and prickle goose-bumps taught.

A smile and a glass of something sharp and crisp, maybe a little laughter and a sigh-worthy feeling of contentment

I might as well give up now.

Stella, Coronation Street, and the cat’s just stunk the house out.

I’ll try again tomorrow. "

Notice how I avoided saying “a night of unbridled carnal delights”. I’ve got a landscape to skip a heartbeat and a sex technique to send someone to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im keen, you'll never feel lonely as I message lots.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"An empty house, no interruptions, and a beautiful pussy"

Aww it is a beautiful pussy

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"An empty house, no interruptions, and a beautiful pussy

Aww it is a beautiful pussy

Always the cat getting all the attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cook - make my own sushi and can make lobster thermidor...

Great dancer , and if you love wine... I’m a great drinking buddy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great conversation, exceptional food maker, great cheer a uper, brilliant at spontaneous road trips. And a constant wine giver and great listener, what more do you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stars beyond count when the sun has kissed the hedgerow goodnight, a cool breeze to dance through the window and caress skin and prickle goose-bumps taught.

A smile and a glass of something sharp and crisp, maybe a little laughter and a sigh-worthy feeling of contentment

I might as well give up now.

Stella, Coronation Street, and the cat’s just stunk the house out.

I’ll try again tomorrow.

Notice how I avoided saying “a night of unbridled carnal delights”. I’ve got a landscape to skip a heartbeat and a sex technique to send someone to sleep

Nice cock

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