FabSwingers.com forum: Weird messages

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whats the weirdest messages people have had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl messaged me with faf the one time......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I like to breastfeed a man. Thousands more too lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy message me this morning asking if I would let him suck my toes while wearing sweaty socks I've worn all day while he wanks

instant block

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A girl messaged me with faf the one time......"

And you didn’t reply back to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one guy if I’d use him as a human toilet

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’ve had some weird messages like most I’m assuming.

I’ve had one guy asking to fuck me anally whilst I take a shit lol

He went into so much detail, it was disgusting.

There’s a very long list, just like my block list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had some weird messages like most I’m assuming.

I’ve had one guy asking to fuck me anally whilst I take a shit lol

He went into so much detail, it was disgusting.

There’s a very long list, just like my block list "
mine is growning since I did my first video I get loads now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A girl messaged me with faf the one time......"

That's good, depends if you messaged back and the no reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had some weird messages like most I’m assuming.

I’ve had one guy asking to fuck me anally whilst I take a shit lol

He went into so much detail, it was disgusting.

There’s a very long list, just like my block list "

Is that even possible?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had one guy if I’d use him as a human toilet

Don't get what people get out of this!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Would you pay for sex with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I helped them out with money, I could have sex with them.

No thanks!!!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"I want you to fuck my wife".

From a single male......

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The lactating ones

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Wanted me to meet him so he could just wank on my feet wearing tights he kindly offered to provide. First message off him too funnily enough I declined. That was just one of the strange messages I've gotten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha, ummm...... my inbox is a little wild with some really fun ones, some odd ones, some downright filthy and some I think are utterly, anatomically impossible!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hahaha, ummm...... my inbox is a little wild with some really fun ones, some odd ones, some downright filthy and some I think are utterly, anatomically impossible!!

Please spill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one years ago where a guy asked me if I was interested in role play.

His idea for role play was, his mate forcefully bundled me into a van late at night, drove me to a secluded place when he would be waiting.

Then they would both take turns with me while I was blindfolded and gagged.

When they had finished they would drive off and leave me there

Apparently the rush of excitement I would feel would be mind blowing

He's still on this site and verified too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I impregnate you"

I mean who the fuck would ask that!?

And who the fuck would say yes to it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had several different guys asking me about my method of birth control and can they breed me?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""can I impregnate you"

I mean who the fuck would ask that!?

And who the fuck would say yes to it!!

Yeah thats weird! Like yeah ill just have a strangers baby haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman messaged me yesterday. It was actually a really nice message. Nearly a whole page. Yes I know if you're not interested don't reply. But I did, because she made so much effort. But it was funny really, because what she wants and doesn't want from her profile doesn't at all fit with what I am after or what she is after. We're total opposites actually. And I have thought 'so what is it about me that this woman is willing to defy her own initial intentions? It's funny isn't really? What people say and what they really want are not always the same.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

"I had one guy if I’d use him as a human toilet

The same, but the grammar was so bad it could have been anything

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By *ulahlollipopWoman
over a year ago

Reading/London

I guess these things are only weird if they’re not your kink (mine neither to be clear!) but if you’re here looking only for one specific thing then you might as well get it out there early on lol

I’d hate to be chatting with someone and getting on really well with them and planning meets etc and then find out they only really want someone to use them as a toilet! I’d be like “Dude- if that’s all you wanted I wish you’d said something sooner!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""can I impregnate you"

I mean who the fuck would ask that!?

And who the fuck would say yes to it!!

Oh Hell, yes! I've had that one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one I’ve had was a few years ago when I was last on, a guy messaged asking me to use a ‘burdizzo’ on him...I had to google it and was very disturbed when I did

I spoke to him for a bit about it though as I just had such a curiosity as to why someone would do that to themselves! Fascinating but fucked up guy

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By *zreal_rdgMan
over a year ago

Reading

"whats the weirdest messages people have had?"

First message I ever received on here was

“I think we follow each other on twitter”

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

""can I impregnate you"

I mean who the fuck would ask that!?

And who the fuck would say yes to it!!

But they always offer to support you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy message me this morning asking if I would let him suck my toes while wearing sweaty socks I've worn all day while he wanks

instant block

That made me laugh.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Would I like to have a Cuckold baby....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of 'can I breed you' and 'use me as a toilet please' and one guy asked if he could dip my feet in treacle and suck it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy that wanted to cum in my ear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worst one I’ve had was a few years ago when I was last on, a guy messaged asking me to use a ‘burdizzo’ on him...I had to google it and was very disturbed when I did

I spoke to him for a bit about it though as I just had such a curiosity as to why someone would do that tothemselves! Fascinating but fucked up guy

I've just had to Google that ots made me feel sick!! The pain of that

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"I’ve had some weird messages like most I’m assuming.

I’ve had one guy asking to fuck me anally whilst I take a shit lol

He went into so much detail, it was disgusting.

There’s a very long list, just like my block list "

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By *onniebellaxWoman
over a year ago

Diagon Alley

The standard creeps of : can I breed you, human toilet, meet my mrs without her actually knowing.

But the guy that wanted to keep me in a basement as a human sex toy tops it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst one I’ve had was a few years ago when I was last on, a guy messaged asking me to use a ‘burdizzo’ on him...I had to google it and was very disturbed when I did

I spoke to him for a bit about it though as I just had such a curiosity as to why someone would do that tothemselves! Fascinating but fucked up guy

I've just had to Google that ots made me feel sick!! The pain of that "

Yeah I wouldn’t advise that guys in particular google it, it made me wince enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a message from someone proclaiming to be Satan

and wanted me to cum on a bible and other freaky shit

and in return he would make me a superstar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really weird but a guy messaged me out the blue to tell me I was Gay and I needed to accept it as fact.

Not sure why it bothered him so much that my profile said I was bi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I helped them out with money, I could have sex with them.

No thanks!!! "

I had that a few times too

Also had a guy wanting to buy my cum

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'But the guy that wanted to keep me in a basement as a human sex toy tops it ' hahaha

that's definitely made my day. It's so funny these posts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message once which read something like this

“Are you interested in attending a party. We’re looking for sub guys to use and abuse for the night. It’s me and about 5 guys and we hold these parties regularly. You would need to be into spanking and caning. All expenses will be paid”

I was like 19 at the time and brand new to the cottaging website, which was where I was messaged on. I thought how dodgy does that sound. I certainly am not interested at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess these things are only weird if they’re not your kink (mine neither to be clear!) but if you’re here looking only for one specific thing then you might as well get it out there early on lol

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