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By *itofamouthfull OP   Man
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Now I’ve always liked ducks but just lately working with a small pond right outside the office with a few ducks on their I can honestly say what horrible little bastards the males are (mallards for those wondering what breed) the amount of “duck r*^e that goes on is shocking how they haven’t killed one of the females yet. Even when she’s already had a hatch of youngsters straight away they’re on her like fab guys on a new female member think I may be having some fresh male duck for tea soon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is that where the expression " go fuck a duck " comes from ??

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Now I’ve always liked ducks but just lately working with a small pond right outside the office with a few ducks on their I can honestly say what horrible little bastards the males are (mallards for those wondering what breed) the amount of “duck r*^e that goes on is shocking how they haven’t killed one of the females yet. Even when she’s already had a hatch of youngsters straight away they’re on her like fab guys on a new female member think I may be having some fresh male duck for tea soon "

Lol most definitely sounds like some of the male fabbers on here.

Horny f/duckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon jelly ~ nice weather for ducks

https://youtu.be/ioudby-xooc

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

That's birds for you. They're all a bit nasty and territorial.

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By *itofamouthfull OP   Man
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire


"Now I’ve always liked ducks but just lately working with a small pond right outside the office with a few ducks on their I can honestly say what horrible little bastards the males are (mallards for those wondering what breed) the amount of “duck r*^e that goes on is shocking how they haven’t killed one of the females yet. Even when she’s already had a hatch of youngsters straight away they’re on her like fab guys on a new female member think I may be having some fresh male duck for tea soon

Lol most definitely sounds like some of the male fabbers on here.

Horny f/duckers "

Haha well I do like a good duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that why my autocorrect always changes fuck to duck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that why my autocorrect always changes fuck to duck?"

If you put fuck into your contacts it won't

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