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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just out of curiosity, when watching porn what gets your heckles up??

For me it’s guys(women sometimes)who still have socks on. Unless its a fetish It just doesn’t look sexy to me

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Fake noise. Nothing worse than totally fake sex noises.

Mrs

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing never watch it haha... gaping is instant turn off for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn music! I hate porn music!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She was like "what are you doing"? And I was like "hush! I saw this on porn hub, it's called buffering"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Bra and knickers removed by poster at 20/05/20 00:43:05]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She was like "what are you doing"? And I was like "hush! I saw this on porn hub, it's called buffering"!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lesbian, older younger lesbian, ffm I could go on all day ??

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By *izzie and VictorCouple
over a year ago

worcestershire

Dodgy background music

Spitting

Over the top fake sound effects

And what’s with the girl leaving shoes on when everything else has come off?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Lesbian, older younger lesbian, ffm I could go on all day ??"

No way. I find those a huge turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't watch porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dodgy background music

Spitting

Over the top fake sound effects

And what’s with the girl leaving shoes on when everything else has come off? "

Sexy high heels or thigh high boots staying on is hot

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Music in porn = instant turn off

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Mmm ya, you like that? Yah.. Mmm yah, you like that dont you? gagg gagg haaurrchhghhhaah hockle huey hurrk.

Aka The fake 'I'm chokin to death on your cock and I just lurrrve it!' fiasco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm ya, you like that? Yah.. Mmm yah, you like that dont you? gagg gagg haaurrchhghhhaah hockle huey hurrk.

Aka The fake 'I'm chokin to death on your cock and I just lurrrve it!' fiasco "

Or slamming in through the back door without warning/prep.

*Please dont try this at home*

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Mmm ya, you like that? Yah.. Mmm yah, you like that dont you? gagg gagg haaurrchhghhhaah hockle huey hurrk.

Aka The fake 'I'm chokin to death on your cock and I just lurrrve it!' fiasco "

This is just awful... makeup running, throat slime. Makes me wanna gag just thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fake noise. Nothing worse than totally fake sex noises.

Mrs"

Yeah this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She was like "what are you doing"? And I was like "hush! I saw this on porn hub, it's called buffering"!"

Ok, that’s golden! Haha! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She was like "what are you doing"? And I was like "hush! I saw this on porn hub, it's called buffering"!

Ok, that’s golden! Haha! X"

Would you like to try it? I meant the buffering scenario!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I love a woman in socks.

For me it's when the women over do it with the noises.

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By *unlovers70Couple
over a year ago

Overseas

I'm with the OP, hate socks! In porn and reality! Also can't stand the fake cringey noises, spitting in and slapping faces!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lesbian, older younger lesbian, ffm I could go on all day ??"

I read the forum wrong I actually love these things ???????

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By *rijj73Man
over a year ago

croydon

I hate not finding out if that plumber ever fixed the boiler/washing machine he came to fix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking, slapping, spitting. I find it uncomfortable to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing more of the guys asshole than the womans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to a lady moaning in ecstasy when she has a finger tip inserted up the bum but not make a sound when the 19inch penis goes in

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

When the guy puts his dick in, takes it out, puts it in, takes it out, puts it in etc etc... You trying to pump that lady up with air dude?

When it comes to the cumshot, and the camera just focuses on the guys face. I can't synchronise with that - we wanna see where that cum is going camera man!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

- When they use no lubricant. At all.

- When you can't hear the noises the lady is making over the noises the bloke is making.

- When they cut away from the moment of penetration.

- When too much of the film is wasted on oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dodgy background music

Spitting

Over the top fake sound effects

And what’s with the girl leaving shoes on when everything else has come off? "

I love sher to keep her heels on when im fucking her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lesbian, older younger lesbian, ffm I could go on all day ??

No way. I find those a huge turn on."
This!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretching the anus so wide you could stick a toaster down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above. Much prefer real/amateur porn. And none of the tacky shit that we're inundated with.

Also cannot stand the "Storylines" the videos are supposed to have. For examples why does Pornhub keep telling me that people in the UK are now mostly watching "I fuck my naughty Stepsister" or "My Stepmom fucks me after finding my hidden stash" or other bollocks?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Fake screaming/"mmm"ing by the woman

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By *iggydog78Man
over a year ago

London

American porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of curiosity, when watching porn what gets your heckles up??

For me it’s guys(women sometimes)who still have socks on. Unless its a fetish It just doesn’t look sexy to me "

All the above plus;

People looking at the camera.

Shots that are so close you can't see bodies.

Fake titles and stories.

Unoriginal wank in the face finishes.

High production clinical settings.

If I do watch it I much prefer natural people in realistic environments just having a good time and enjoying each other so I tend to go for amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm ya, you like that? Yah.. Mmm yah, you like that dont you? gagg gagg haaurrchhghhhaah hockle huey hurrk.

Aka The fake 'I'm chokin to death on your cock and I just lurrrve it!' fiasco

Or slamming in through the back door without warning/prep.

*Please dont try this at home* "

Makes you wince and clench doesn't it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

High heels when straddling a guy on the sofa. It’s usually a leather sofa too. Nobody is that gung ho when they have a leather sofa. It always....”WATCH THE LEATHER, THIS WAS EXPENSIVE!!!!!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High heels when straddling a guy on the sofa. It’s usually a leather sofa too. Nobody is that gung ho when they have a leather sofa. It always....”WATCH THE LEATHER, THIS WAS EXPENSIVE!!!!!!”

"

Attention to detail!

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By *un and Frolics 1Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

It is not porn but the guy in the advert for Viagra doesn't do himself any favours in the black socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake noises - just why????

Length of time blokes seem to last!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting on a pussy, instant put off

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Any form of brutality or rough play (pulling hair, for example). Oh, and also that "just got out of bed with all my make-up and hair still in place" look - which is why I've never been over-keen on American porn.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

When you realise it was filmed in your kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant watch porn if there is no anal play!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Just out of curiosity, when watching porn what gets your heckles up??

For me it’s guys(women sometimes)who still have socks on. Unless its a fetish It just doesn’t look sexy to me "

I always watch porn mute because of fake noises!!

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Probably found this far funnier than I should have lol . For me it's the fake noises, running makeup and the "tell me you love it" remarks. xT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting...yuk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another one of mine is the bareback/condom trick. Showing the cock just starting to penetrate bareback, cut to her face then back to the cock penetrating WITH a condom on. Praise Jesus !! It’s a miracle!! Instant condoms !!

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