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It’s all true you know. The old lady in the butchers told me about you.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

But what’s true about the posters in the thread.

Join the thread and let’s get the truth out there about each other.

What did the old lady in the butchers tell you about your fellow fabbers.

Remember it’s all fun. Make it fun, make it flirty, make it up, but don’t make it nasty.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

She told me she remembers the time you got that saucepan stuck on your head as a little boy the whole street had a go at pulling it off.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

She told me about the time you had no boobs to put in a bra so you bought chicken fillets.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"She told me about the time you had no boobs to put in a bra so you bought chicken fillets."

She tole ME , as your twin, that YOU stuck saveloys up your fanny.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"She told me about the time you had no boobs to put in a bra so you bought chicken fillets."

Apparently you don’t like crumpets.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"She told me she remembers the time you got that saucepan stuck on your head as a little boy the whole street had a go at pulling it off. "

It was like that bit from the enormous turnip.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"But what’s true about the posters in the thread.

Join the thread and let’s get the truth out there about each other.

What did the old lady in the butchers tell you about your fellow fabbers.

Remember it’s all fun. Make it fun, make it flirty, make it up, but don’t make it nasty. "
She told us about the time you took her some meat round. She took her teeth out to eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was also talking about that time yohvwent to A&E having "accidentally" fallen into the veg rack.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"She was also talking about that time yohvwent to A&E having "accidentally" fallen into the veg rack. "

She said she’d seen you fondling fruit to see which was the ripest.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"But what’s true about the posters in the thread.

Join the thread and let’s get the truth out there about each other.

What did the old lady in the butchers tell you about your fellow fabbers.

Remember it’s all fun. Make it fun, make it flirty, make it up, but don’t make it nasty. She told us about the time you took her some meat round. She took her teeth out to eat it "

It’s very succulent.

She said that when you touch your toes that your bum cheeks resemble the rolling hills of the Quantocks.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"But what’s true about the posters in the thread.

Join the thread and let’s get the truth out there about each other.

What did the old lady in the butchers tell you about your fellow fabbers.

Remember it’s all fun. Make it fun, make it flirty, make it up, but don’t make it nasty. She told us about the time you took her some meat round. She took her teeth out to eat it

It’s very succulent.

She said that when you touch your toes that your bum cheeks resemble the rolling hills of the Quantocks. "
To be fair they do clap

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"But what’s true about the posters in the thread.

Join the thread and let’s get the truth out there about each other.

What did the old lady in the butchers tell you about your fellow fabbers.

Remember it’s all fun. Make it fun, make it flirty, make it up, but don’t make it nasty. She told us about the time you took her some meat round. She took her teeth out to eat it

It’s very succulent.

She said that when you touch your toes that your bum cheeks resemble the rolling hills of the Quantocks. To be fair they do clap "

I’d like to see that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was also talking about that time yohvwent to A&E having "accidentally" fallen into the veg rack.

She said she’d seen you fondling fruit to see which was the ripest. "

Seem to get ripe the more they are fondled

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"She was also talking about that time yohvwent to A&E having "accidentally" fallen into the veg rack.

She said she’d seen you fondling fruit to see which was the ripest.

Seem to get ripe the more they are fondled "

She told me about that unfortunate incident you had with the tea light and the polyester pinafore

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