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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everything is for sale but the price isn't always money.

Mike Tyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens to you is 10%, how you react to it is 90%.

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Rub-a-dub-dub-thanks-for the grub?

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By *rEyeMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation

Voltaire

French lad

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Albert Einstein.

Oh shit.

Robert Oppenheimer.

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I can resist anything but temptation

Oscar wilde

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By *ot CocoaMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Everything will be alright in the end, if it’s not alright it’s not the end.

Me

(Haven’t heard it anywhere else, have you?)

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

Life is for living .....Not for long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you look out across the Sussex downs, it's amazing what catches your eye.

King Harold

Hastings 1066

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can do what others can’t

Its not what your capable of it's what you are willing to do

I never lose, I either win or I learn

Few inspirational ones to keep you motivated

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean

-

Some people ‘feel’ the rain, others just get wet.

Bob Marley

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come on down the price is right.......... prostitute to her knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or was it Bruce Forsythia

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

"stupid is as stupid does"

Forest gump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean

-

Some people ‘feel’ the rain, others just get wet.

Bob Marley

D."

Remember when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back to you

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Someone rang the BBC and said there's going to be a hurricane. Well i can tell you there isn't"

Michael Fish, Weatherman 1987

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Someone rang the BBC and said there's going to be a hurricane. Well i can tell you there isn't"

Michael Fish, Weatherman 1987"

lol woooosh straight over their heads

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean

-

Some people ‘feel’ the rain, others just get wet.

Bob Marley

D.

Remember when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back to you "

But have they got clean fingernails?

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything is for sale but the price isn't always money.

Mike Tyson "

I'll have what she's having

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

No amount of money ever bought a second of time

Tony Stark. rip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you see it buy it zsa zsa gabor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Requests will be considered demands will be ignored.

Hubby

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"No amount of money ever bought a second of time

Tony Stark. rip "

Is it bad that quote made my hairs on my neck stand up? Am I that much of a MCU geek!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here today gone this time next year....... can't remember who said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wise man once said " fuck this shit " And he lived happily ever after.

The End

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

We are all in the gutter,but some of us are starring at the stars.

~ Oscar Wilde

That which is given without evidence be dismissed without evidence.

~ Christopher Hitchens

It's science, it doesn't matter if you believe it or not, it's atill true, bitches.

~ Richard Dawkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I always knew that cunt would fuck some cunt' - Francis Begbie, Trainspotting.

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is attribute of the strong... mahatma gandhi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why put off today what you can do tomorrow....... Buddha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything is for sale but the price isn't always money.

Mike Tyson "

Speaking of Tyson when I'm moody I like this..

"Everybody's got a plan until they get smacked in the mouth"

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious...Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious...Albert Einstein "
surely that was RuPaul

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Pappa is a rolling stone

Theodora Dupree Richards (amongst others)

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Just remember when you point your finger there is always 3 pointing back at you - (can't remember where I heard this one from).

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Nelson Mandela

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Doing something is always better then doing nothing - my boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Just remember when you point your finger there is always 3 pointing back at you - (can't remember where I heard this one from).

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Nelson Mandela"

Some great ones there, Can I just add "Life is like a box of chocolates"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Dont be a Cunt ....

Me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doing something is always better then doing nothing - my boss"
you're at work now aren't you?

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Another good one I like is "life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain". (Love quotes like this one from Vivian Greene). xT

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall


"Dont be a Cunt ....

Me ."

Lol glad we're not the only ones who have used this. That and my other fave is "don't be cuntish".

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"fail to prepare prepare to fail "me to my kids before their gcses .

"there is no I in team but there is a me so you listen to me and you will do well "

my football coach first day of training

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

It's not the men in my life it's the life in my men.

Mae West

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Dean Martin

I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with many

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Don't believe everything you read on the internet

Abraham Lincoln

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

My brother

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Heres johhnnyyyyyy

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

There is no I in T-E-A-M

There is in Selfish Prick, though...

Another one of his

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


" "fail to prepare prepare to fail "me to my kids before their gcses .

"there is no I in team but there is a me so you listen to me and you will do well "

my football coach first day of training "

There’s no I in team but there’s u in cunt.

Standard reply to someone saying there’s no I in team.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Its all done in the best poooosible taste

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

ADRIAAANNN

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

You can have any colour as long as it's black

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"You can have any colour as long as it's black "

Henry Ford

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do, or do not. There is no "try"

Yoda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

Dr Seuss

I have this tattooed on my arm

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

If he applies himself he could go far

Christopher Columbus's primary school teacher

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Use the force ,

May the force be with you ,

Luke I am your father !!!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

To do is to be, to be is to do

Dobedobedo

Unattributed

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

This time next year we will be millionaires

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Doing something is always better then doing nothing - my bossyou're at work now aren't you? "

Just home actually

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Only shallow people do not judge on looks alone

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doing something is always better then doing nothing - my bossyou're at work now aren't you?

Just home actually "

ahhhh but you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were gonna need a bigger boat

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I've got a plan

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

One of my favourites

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it floats grab it........ isambard kingdom brunel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"No amount of money ever bought a second of time

Tony Stark. rip

Is it bad that quote made my hairs on my neck stand up? Am I that much of a MCU geek!

D."

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you"

Not heard that one in a while.

Loved that speech. Worth listening to:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LjP9B24h5Uo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not paranoia if they are out to get you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 19/05/20 16:51:45]"

Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.

Bob Marley

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

[Removed by poster at 19/05/20 16:57:52]

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! "
michael barrymore

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"All that I know is that I know nothing"

Plato, attributed to Socrates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what goes around comes around. Paul crump.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

You cannot cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore

Andre Gide - Les faux-monnayeurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What other people think of you is none of your business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know nothing, ello ello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“SUCK MY DICK”

-Ron Jeremy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.

Dolly Parton

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Drop it or get of the pot.

Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It if flies, floats or fucks it's expensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it has tyres or testicles it going to give you problems

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"There is no I in T-E-A-M

There is in Selfish Prick, though...

Another one of his "

There might not be an 'I' in TEAM, but there's a 'M' and 'E'

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

You can't polish a turd........ but you can sprinkle glitter on it!!!!

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

 'You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.'

Stan Laurel (comedy genius)

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

I'm playing all the right notes.... But not, necessarily in the right order

- my motto for life haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The unexamined life is not worth living'. Socrates (470 – 399 BC)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No amount of money ever bought a second of time

Tony Stark. rip "

thats actually not true i'm pretty sure money has been used in one way or another for more time

like paying for treatment or paying someone not to kill you

For instance a guy came up behind me at a bank machine with a knife to try and rob me

I told him i would give him the money if he took the knife away

he did and then i elbowed him in the face as hard as I could

he dropped the knife and i put it down a drainer

he got none of my money but he could have waited behind me till i took my money out and stabbed me and took it

as i didn't know he was there

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Keep out the black and in the red

There's nothing in this game for two in a bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character.

Martin Luther King

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

What the fuck was that ,

Words spoken by the mayor of Hiroshima

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I did NOT have sexual relations with that Woman."

Bill...what was the stain on the blouse then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If Hilary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America

Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''i did not do that'' after farting

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Nanananana - Kaiser Chiefs

Never a true word spoken!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"O me! O life!… of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless… of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?”

“Answer. That you are here — that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.”

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

If you think the bottom has fallen out of your world drink Watneys Red Barrel and watch the world fall out of your bottom.

Unattributed

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"No amount of money ever bought a second of time

Tony Stark. rip

thats actually not true i'm pretty sure money has been used in one way or another for more time

like paying for treatment or paying someone not to kill you

For instance a guy came up behind me at a bank machine with a knife to try and rob me

I told him i would give him the money if he took the knife away

he did and then i elbowed him in the face as hard as I could

he dropped the knife and i put it down a drainer

he got none of my money but he could have waited behind me till i took my money out and stabbed me and took it

as i didn't know he was there"

So time actually stopped? or did you just gain access to watch time do its thing

D.

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

And may I just say that's a smashing blouse you've got on.

Richard Richard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And may I just say that's a smashing blouse you've got on.

Richard Richard"

Love Bottom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fighting for peace is like shouting for silence"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Hilary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America

Donald Trump "

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not paranoia if they are out to get you.... "

Just because youre paranoid, dont mean theyre not after you

RIP Kurt Cobain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I post again? Thanks.

Didnt mean to dominate!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I know I asked for ice in my vodka Martini, but this is ridiculous.

Man at the bar on Titanic.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

Steven Seagal

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Don't think, feel....it is like a finger pointing a way to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory!

The great Bruce Lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think, feel....it is like a finger pointing a way to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory!

The great Bruce Lee "

Quoting Bruce Lee AND a lover of chocolate covered pretzels....kudos!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Before the day I die, I'm gonna touch the sky

Kanye Wes5

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I know I asked for ice in my vodka Martini, but this is ridiculous.

Man at the bar on Titanic."

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road


"We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation

Voltaire

French lad "

Common sense is not so common

Another Voltaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be d*unk

And your ugly

But in the morning I’ll be sober

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.

George S Patton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my favourite quote is Edmond Mallorys response to a journalist when he was asked why he wanted to climb Everest....

"Because it's there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep her goin

Keep her burning

Keep her lit

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Everything will be alright in the end, if it’s not alright it’s not the end.

Me

(Haven’t heard it anywhere else, have you?) "

Mark Kermode says it on national radio pretty regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I am become death,destroyer of worlds

Oppenheimer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get busy living or get busy dying

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This time next year we'll be millionaires

Delboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you see a bomb disposal engineer running, try to keep up with him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Young, dumb and full of cum"

That was once said about someone who got his girlfriend pregnant

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

It wasn't me ....shaggy

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Give any species too much rope and they'll fuck it up

Roger Waters (pink floyd) obviously about us humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have to be in it to win it....... Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital!

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Grief is the price we pay for love.

Dont know where it came from but it was on the back of my both parents mass cards when they passed away. Think my mam got it from somewhere for my dads cards. Its so true.

MsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never look a gift horse in the mouth......... halitosis

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I never had a problem with drugs, I had problems with policemen - Keith Richards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit dont float - Don Henley (Eagles)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get em off now....... Dom jollie

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo.”

"He's so dense light bends round him."

Malcolm Tucker

Fiction, but workable in reality. Pick the current politician of your choice and apply.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I spent a lot of money on birds, booze and fast cars. The rest i just squandered"

George Best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every Saint has a past, every sinner a future

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Waste not want not

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By *zreal_rdgMan
over a year ago

Reading

Eat my shorts

- Bart Simpson’s

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By *ave BearMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It takes half a pound of tripe to knit an elephant a double breasted waistcoat!

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

Bette davis of joan crawford , “shes been to bed with every actor in mgm studios but lassie”

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

Ivor cutler?

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

Kiss my shiney metal ass (bender)

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

A beaut !

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Everything will be alright in the end, if it’s not alright it’s not the end.

Me

(Haven’t heard it anywhere else, have you?)

Mark Kermode says it on national radio pretty regularly. "

Usually attributed to John Lennon.

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