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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a though, those who stock shit loads of dem, what you gonna do withem now!

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Use them eventually as nature intended, or just wank a lot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use them eventually as nature intended, or just wank a lot! "

Will go out of date eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use them eventually as nature intended, or just wank a lot!

Will go out of date eventually "

Try to unroll a sheet and it is just dust.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I will degrade them when you wipe your backside your fingers will go through quicker than usual

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use them eventually as nature intended, or just wank a lot!

Will go out of date eventually

Try to unroll a sheet and it is just dust. "

Look at you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps share them with people who haven’t been able to buy or use toilet roll for several months now due to others stock piling it all? Or donate them to the food bank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps share them with people who haven’t been able to buy or use toilet roll for several months now due to others stock piling it all? Or donate them to the food bank "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will degrade them when you wipe your backside your fingers will go through quicker than usual "

You bought the cheap one’s off eBay

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey


"I will degrade them when you wipe your backside your fingers will go through quicker than usual

You bought the cheap one’s off eBay "

With Gemma's nails, I'd better be extra careful or severe lacerations will occur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will degrade them when you wipe your backside your fingers will go through quicker than usual

You bought the cheap one’s off eBay

With Gemma's nails, I'd better be extra careful or severe lacerations will occur! "

Just drag the whole roll through

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will degrade them when you wipe your backside your fingers will go through quicker than usual

You bought the cheap one’s off eBay

With Gemma's nails, I'd better be extra careful or severe lacerations will occur! "

Pmsl

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey


"I will degrade them when you wipe your backside your fingers will go through quicker than usual

You bought the cheap one’s off eBay

With Gemma's nails, I'd better be extra careful or severe lacerations will occur!

Pmsl "

With the really long nails some women have, I do wonder how they manage! Or do women just never poo & just fire out fairy dust & unicorn sparkles that doesn't require any toilet roll?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I will degrade them when you wipe your backside your fingers will go through quicker than usual

You bought the cheap one’s off eBay "

, ha ha ha , only Cushelle double quilted for me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Eat them

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just a though, those who stock shit loads of dem, what you gonna do withem now! "

Thought

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I will degrade them when you wipe your backside your fingers will go through quicker than usual

You bought the cheap one’s off eBay

With Gemma's nails, I'd better be extra careful or severe lacerations will occur! "

now that could be painful ,,, or kinky !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will degrade them when you wipe your backside your fingers will go through quicker than usual

You bought the cheap one’s off eBay

With Gemma's nails, I'd better be extra careful or severe lacerations will occur! now that could be painful ,,, or kinky !!!! "

Kinky mate, it’s Toilet roll kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its interesting to think why everybody started buying toilet roll when all this kicked off....

Maybe on a collective level of consciousness everybody thought this whole thing was a load of ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will be used. Along with the 250 tins of soup and beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress up as Mummies.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dress up as Mummies."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dress up as Mummies."

It’s 42 weeks away for Halloween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking like the little ppl spraying perfume and handing out lollipops in nightclub bogs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking like the little ppl spraying perfume and handing out lollipops in nightclub bogs..... "

Toilettrolls innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dress up as Mummies.

It’s 42 weeks away for Halloween "

I bet you get really confused about when to watch A Nightmare Before Christmas.

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

is there an expiry date on them

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've still not bought any, as I buy stuff in bulk and it's lasted and gave some away in March/April. Why the selfish grabbed stuff is a poor reflection on society

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey


"Its interesting to think why everybody started buying toilet roll when all this kicked off....

Maybe on a collective level of consciousness everybody thought this whole thing was a load of ....

"

It was weird. But then no matter what we eat, with lockdown or apocalypse looming, it all has to come out the other end, hence the need for loo roll I suppose.

When lunacy took over & you couldn't get loo rolls cos of idiots panic buying, I just bought a couple of boxes of regular tissues instead. I have scissors & lateral thinking mind, so while others stood & stared at empty shelves wondering what to do, I got busy making my own. Same with soap. None to be had, so bought cheap £1 bottles of shower gel & refilled my empty soap pump bottles. It's not rocket science to work around these things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycle them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dress up as Mummies."

I like mummies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save mine, im still restricting my family to 3 squares per wipe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Save mine, im still restricting my family to 3 squares per wipe "

And one visit to the toilet a day

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