FabSwingers.com forum: Who do you think has the best profile on here, pics excluded

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best man's profile

Best woman's profile

Best couples profile

And best TV/TS profile

You can name multiple for each if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rather enjoyed Caffeine Dusks. Its long though. But there's cookies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is far too open to interpretation. I mean, obviously my own is top notch, but only if you like curvy blondes which not everyone will.

I feel more criteria are needed here... I need KPIs!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Ours is spectacular. In every way. It’s just that nobody else can see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours is spectacular. In every way. It’s just that nobody else can see it

Had to double check it was you typing above.

Shall I pinch you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rather enjoyed Caffeine Dusks. Its long though. But there's cookies... "

Sex in time of Covid ! Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best man's profile

Best woman's profile

Best couples profile

And best TV/TS profile

You can name multiple for each if you like

Mine..... wait for it........ lol

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

An interesting exercise this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I rather enjoyed Caffeine Dusks. Its long though. But there's cookies... "

It's also hidden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is far too open to interpretation. I mean, obviously my own is top notch, but only if you like curvy blondes which not everyone will.

I feel more criteria are needed here... I need KPIs!

I don't think curvy blonde makes for a very good bio

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ours is spectacular. In every way. It’s just that nobody else can see it

Not bad, but you're missing the most important thing, a headline!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best man's profile - Yours

Best woman's profile - Mine

Best couples profile - Us as a couple

And best TV/TS profile - ummm you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best mans DanDogX bloody hilarious and he’s cute !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best man's profile - Yours

Best woman's profile - Mine

Best couples profile - Us as a couple

And best TV/TS profile - ummm you??

Wouldn't work, I can't be selfish and dedicate myself to only one woman, a fine specimen like me has to be shared.

#socilism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best man's profile - Yours

Best woman's profile - Mine

Best couples profile - Us as a couple

And best TV/TS profile - ummm you??

Wouldn't work, I can't be selfish and dedicate myself to only one woman, a fine specimen like me has to be shared.

#socilism"
or socialism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best mans DanDogX bloody hilarious and he’s cute !"

Hmm not bad but there's some repetition and recycled humour, 7.5/10!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best man's profile - Yours

Best woman's profile - Mine

Best couples profile - Us as a couple

And best TV/TS profile - ummm you??

Wouldn't work, I can't be selfish and dedicate myself to only one woman, a fine specimen like me has to be shared.

#socilismor socialism"

Who said anything about dedication!!!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I never get past the pictures

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Ours is spectacular. In every way. It’s just that nobody else can see it

Had to double check it was you typing above.

Shall I pinch you?

Please do. On my arse. I like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never get past the pictures"

You two kind of won the lottery to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Exotic Spirit has a really funny bio.

Also FabSuzies is a pretty funny read, it very long

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

As in on the forums or the whole of Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is far too open to interpretation. I mean, obviously my own is top notch, but only if you like curvy blondes which not everyone will.

I feel more criteria are needed here... I need KPIs!

I don't think curvy blonde makes for a very good bio

Lol, well I do say more in my actual profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best mans DanDogX bloody hilarious and he’s cute !

Hmm not bad but there's some repetition and recycled humour, 7.5/10!"

Well shit, I've done an oopsie. My apologies to DanDogX and the mods of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is far too open to interpretation. I mean, obviously my own is top notch, but only if you like curvy blondes which not everyone will.

I feel more criteria are needed here... I need KPIs!

I don't think curvy blonde makes for a very good bio

Lol, well I do say more in my actual profile!"

I think I have just chosen the best womans profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think Exotic Spirit has a really funny bio.

Also FabSuzies is a pretty funny read, it very long

I'll check it out in a second but knowing Peach it's amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As in on the forums or the whole of Fab?"

Whole of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is far too open to interpretation. I mean, obviously my own is top notch, but only if you like curvy blondes which not everyone will.

I feel more criteria are needed here... I need KPIs!

I don't think curvy blonde makes for a very good bio

Lol, well I do say more in my actual profile!

I think I have just chosen the best womans profile

Aww

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

If it's pics excluded, what do we go by?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's pics excluded, what do we go by?

Profile bio, you know seduce the mind and make me laugh stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's pics excluded, what do we go by?

Profile bio, you know seduce the mind and make me laugh stuff."

That's me out then

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"If it's pics excluded, what do we go by?

Profile bio, you know seduce the mind and make me laugh stuff."

So I have to read as well as look at their pictures. Surely taking the time to click and then look at the pictures was enough, even if I do end up forgetting their name once moved away.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You mean people write stuff on their profiles

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"You mean people write stuff on their profiles

Some actually bother with that stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's pics excluded, what do we go by?

Profile bio, you know seduce the mind and make me laugh stuff.

So I have to read as well as look at their pictures. Surely taking the time to click and then look at the pictures was enough, even if I do end up forgetting their name once moved away. "

Not all of us are good looking, some poor souls need to woo the sapiosexuals with their literary skills!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean people write stuff on their profiles

Yes, the longer the profile the less traditionally attractive they usually are!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You mean people write stuff on their profiles

Some actually bother with that stuff

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"You mean people write stuff on their profiles

Yes, the longer the profile the less traditionally attractive they usually are!"

I'm one ugly sod then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Exotic Spirit has a really funny bio.

Also FabSuzies is a pretty funny read, it very long

Missed anyone out at all?

Perhaps?

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"If it's pics excluded, what do we go by?

Profile bio, you know seduce the mind and make me laugh stuff.

So I have to read as well as look at their pictures. Surely taking the time to click and then look at the pictures was enough, even if I do end up forgetting their name once moved away.

Not all of us are good looking, some poor souls need to woo the sapiosexuals with their literary skills!"

But how do I know whether you've actually written 4 lines? For all I know you could have stolen them from someone else

or worse another webpage! So that impressive literature could all be lies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best mans DanDogX bloody hilarious and he’s cute !

Hmm not bad but there's some repetition and recycled humour, 7.5/10!

Well shit, I've done an oopsie. My apologies to DanDogX and the mods of course

What did I miss? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's pics excluded, what do we go by?

Profile bio, you know seduce the mind and make me laugh stuff.

So I have to read as well as look at their pictures. Surely taking the time to click and then look at the pictures was enough, even if I do end up forgetting their name once moved away.

Not all of us are good looking, some poor souls need to woo the sapiosexuals with their literary skills!

But how do I know whether you've actually written 4 lines? For all I know you could have stolen them from someone else

or worse another webpage! So that impressive literature could all be lies....

Well if it's good, and they wrote it, they're intelligent and or funny. If it's good and they stole it, they're also intelligent because it shows good research skills, but you have to be weary of those, deception can be a double edged sword!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think Exotic Spirit has a really funny bio.

Also FabSuzies is a pretty funny read, it very long

I'll check it out in a second but knowing Peach it's amazing

Ok, another oopsie, it's probably best I go to sleep and await my yellow message

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