FabSwingers.com forum: Choose your weapon..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Judging by recent news events the inevitable invasion of zombies looks to be on the horizon. In honour of this I thought we could try a little exercise. You have one weapon and one weapon only against the deadly hoard that is fast approaching however it has to be closest object immediately to your left or right. What will it be and how will you fare.

Me? I have a laundry basket..I'm a goner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remote, telephone, mobile or diary ...... dont fancy my chances either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trilogy of books so I get three opportunities to knock the buggers out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well mi iphones not got a zombie killing app on it....so guess im well shafted !

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Stuffed fish on the right and gin and tonic on the left ... fair chance here as to invite for fish supper and get them pissed

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Too my left, a glass of wine, to my right, one of the most dangerous substances known to man.....a piece of paper....now if I can only get the zombie to stand still long enough for me to slash at its neck the sustained paper cuts should decapitate it in about 3 weeks time - result!

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

I think the most practical thing is probably the laptop I'm using, if nothing else at least I can record my death.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Diet can, empty, fucked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!

so will take my chances !!!!!

lollol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

7inch killer heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!

so will take my chances !!!!!

lollol

I'll have his stuff, cause I just crept up behind him and nicked his guns and accidentally shot him, cause I am not good at firing guns. Awe well the Zombie's didn't seem to mind. xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 inch Double ended dildo beat downs * slap slap *

slap

Sits on coffin

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!

so will take my chances !!!!!

lollol

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is that an AK47 or are u just pleased to see me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!

so will take my chances !!!!!

lollol

in car and driving to hide behind u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!

so will take my chances !!!!!

lollol

in car and driving to hide behind u lol

bugger need to change route slightly - longer journey required lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!

so will take my chances !!!!!

lollol

Blimey O'Reilly, I'd heard it was dangerous in Liverpool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to the right the telly , may not be able to throw it far so i fucked if i got right ...

to the left i got glass window deffo fucked now....

hold on throw tv through window and i can then throw the sharp glass.

if by any chance i make it through this night ill call corp. in the morning to fix window lol

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

its a choice of either an empty tango can, or an electric guitar.... decisions decisions

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Rolled up newspaper bent in half..works a treat.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

shoes to the left of me,shoes to the right of me,ya can do a lot of damage with a stilletto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I shouldnt have tidied up today - am sure there would have been something useful lying around ......

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

To the left I have a standard lamp! That might help a bit lol

But to the left I have my face creams and lotions...do you think I could slow them down enough through blinding???

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By *ucktruckCouple
over a year ago

derby

To my left is an empty mug - maybe I could mug one of them.

To my right is a pen and aparantly its mightier than the sword so I'll be fine................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fools to the left of me

jokers to the right

here I am, dead by a zombie again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell a lie:

actually I have a light sabre and small but fully functional floor polishing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll, at least I'll die without skid marks

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

To my left there is a fire guard but under it is a big bit of wood to the right of me my best mate! Oooo wait above the fire place is three swords! I'm good anyone want one I only have two hands so one is spare

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"To my left there is a fire guard but under it is a big bit of wood to the right of me my best mate! Oooo wait above the fire place is three swords! I'm good anyone want one I only have two hands so one is spare"

Can I join you???

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

I have my electric bug zapper to my right and my lit candle and some aerosols so i can flame thrower them and stun them it might be enough to get me to higher ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss on my left but I like him so I wont throw him at them... Yet, in my right I have a Chinese and they've no chance of that so I'm fucked but at least I won't be hungry

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Can I join you???

Do you want a sword and the wood or two swords? I don't mind sharing if we stick together. Two of us together may have a better chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my left is an empty mug - maybe I could mug one of them.

To my right is a pen and aparantly its mightier than the sword so I'll be fine................

ha ha

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"To my left is an empty mug - maybe I could mug one of them.

To my right is a pen and aparantly its mightier than the sword so I'll be fine................

ha ha

Live by the pen die by the pen? Here's quink in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my right hand ..a cows backside. My left ..a banjo

Chances??? ... Are you joking...!!!

I can't even hit a cows backside with a banjo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my right my sons light sabre and to my left some lego. (Ive just sat down). Never know build some clever lego might amuse them for a bit while I try to work out how to stick the damn light sabre on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my right my sons light sabre and to my left some lego. (Ive just sat down). Never know build some clever lego might amuse them for a bit while I try to work out how to stick the damn light sabre on. "

would it hurt if they walked on the lego?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would it hurt if they walked on the lego?

True forgot about that could surround myself with a load of lego. Standing on lego is as bad as standing on a plug at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

invisibility cloak.

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By *RS79Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Well in one corner I have the wall but my phone charger is plugged in so I could twirl the plug like a weapon but in the other corner u have ny cricket bat so I will use that!

There are two types of people in this world those with a zombie survival plan and those without!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two full bottles of red: A bludgeoning tool to begin with and then a stabbing tool as the fight continues. Enough for me to get downstairs, find a flame source to couple with the aerosols I have with me and then the real fun can begin!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

A cushion to my left and a Dove gift set to my right

Is there such a thing as being pampered to death?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Quite easy this one, hide under the quilt & get ya missus to dial Ghostbusters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sunglasses. At least I will look cool when I get eaten alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm. I have a Darth Vader mug to my left, and a small plate to my right...

Don't fancy my chances much, if I'm honest

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)

Mouse in my right hand, keyboard in my left. Could be worse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two mobile phones (one being a work phone the old nokia 3210) to my left and my Motor cycle gear and tools to my right.

we all know a 3210 is lethal when thrown

I like my chances.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Mouse in my right hand, keyboard in my left. Could be worse..."

You're playing music to your pets at a time like this....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He's maybe playing "She's not there" or Michael Jackson's "Thriller"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A bracelet and a nail file

Could do some serious damage with both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

empty cardboard box to the left, poker to the right ............. now that might be useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad I left this handy machete on the bedside cabinet

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Can I join you???

Do you want a sword and the wood or two swords? I don't mind sharing if we stick together. Two of us together may have a better chance"

I'll take the two swords! I'm a lefty and have become adapt at using both hands accordingly, let stick together and we will stand a chance of beating them!! Bring it on!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The ex is to the left of me.

I think i have a good chance. Poor zombies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crossbow for me, the bolts can be re used!!

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Can I join you???

Do you want a sword and the wood or two swords? I don't mind sharing if we stick together. Two of us together may have a better chance

I'll take the two swords! I'm a lefty and have become adapt at using both hands accordingly, let stick together and we will stand a chance of beating them!! Bring it on!!!"

I'm sure we could steal more weapons on our attack and better ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving my weapon out of this...lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

are we taking over the world again with all this weaponry

iv just had a look and tonight i have a cup of coffee to the left and a melon to the right,i could give em a caffeine rush then pelt him with my melon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are we taking over the world again with all this weaponry

iv just had a look and tonight i have a cup of coffee to the left and a melon to the right,i could give em a caffeine rush then pelt him with my melon

lovely melons

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

To the left: hard disk docking station

To the right: nail clippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my right a pair of flipflops

to my left, a very small spider

maybe the zombie will see the spider, scream like a girl and run away

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"To my right a pair of flipflops

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that would do it

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"strangely enough to my left I have an uzi sub machine gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo !!!! and to my right I have an ak 47 with 10,000 rounds as well !!!!!

so will take my chances !!!!!

lollol

*Giggles*...silly

To my right; Jo Nesbo, two remotes and my phone. To my left my ginger pussy...make up your own jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a caravan holiday one year I had this nightmare that our cat Sam was with us, but there were zombie kittens after him and I was trying to protect him, they invaded the caravan and were all over the feck'n place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my right a pair of flipflops

that would do it

They're a bit too spongey

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"To my right a pair of flipflops

that would do it

They're a bit too spongey

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so is a zombies head lol

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