FabSwingers.com forum: My vacuum cleaner is fucked

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone know how to get these fixed during the apocalypse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you took your dick out the hose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you took your dick out the hose?"

Never thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you took your dick out the hose?

Never thought of that "

I learnt this from experience

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Anyone know how to get these fixed during the apocalypse "
might be cheaper to get a new one off eBay , and quicker

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

There are tradesman still working. You could call one and always leave it on your doorstep for them to collect?

I've just had to buy a new one as my old one is defunkt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a g-tech air ram. They create little bails and it feels like you live on a tiny farm. Keeps me entertained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get one of those little Grandma hoovers off the Internet for £30. Mine is a surprisingly good sucker

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Have you tried turning it on and off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get yourself a g-tech air ram. They create little bails and it feels like you live on a tiny farm. Keeps me entertained."

I do live on a tiny farm though

irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried turning it on and off?

You mean off and on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get one of those little Grandma hoovers off the Internet for £30. Mine is a surprisingly good sucker"

I have an image in my head now, thanks for that

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"Have you tried turning it on and off?

You mean off and on"

No that’s where he’s going wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yourself a g-tech air ram. They create little bails and it feels like you live on a tiny farm. Keeps me entertained.

I do live on a tiny farm though

irony"

In that case I don’t know sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried turning it on and off?

You mean off and on"

Haha

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Good to see you back by the way Dash

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yesterday I was speaking to a guy online who does vacuum cleaner repairs. He fixes them in the front garden if he can or if not he does a social distanced collection on the doorstep, wipes it down and takes it home. He wears masks when working too. I found him on Facebook. Fortunately he managed to talk me through fixing it myself so didn't need him to come and get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness though, the little Nanna hoovers are great. You don't need to spend a fortune on a hoover - it's all marketing bollocks

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Anyone know how to get these fixed during the apocalypse "

Did you give it a good clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know how to get these fixed during the apocalypse

Did you give it a good clean?

If he did he has become the vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good to see you back by the way Dash "

Cheers sir

I'm wondering why I'm here though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know how to get these fixed during the apocalypse

Did you give it a good clean?

If he did he has become the vacuum cleaner"

It's stuck under the stairs just collecting dust

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's noisy, sound like bearings have gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know how to get these fixed during the apocalypse

Did you give it a good clean?

If he did he has become the vacuum cleaner

It's stuck under the stairs just collecting dust"

Sounds like it’s working perfectly.

(Sorry I’m very bored)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could borrow ours but it's being used at the moment lol

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"It's noisy, sound like bearings have gone "

If it’s still working or tryin at least. I’d give it a good clean it inside and shake it well. Something might have stuck & given the noise.

If you cannot bother , buy a new one

curry’s seems to be delivering stuff same/next day x Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That sucks "

Oh no its you again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get one of those little Grandma hoovers off the Internet for £30. Mine is a surprisingly good sucker

I have an image in my head now, thanks for that"
do you grow broccoli on your small farm?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I sold mine, it was just gathering dust !! X

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

bearings to bushes on most vacs that go faulty

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

on a daily basis ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get one of those little Grandma hoovers off the Internet for £30. Mine is a surprisingly good sucker

I have an image in my head now, thanks for that"

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

"Have you took your dick out the hose?

Never thought of that "
very very dangerous in fact dyson with death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That sucks

Oh no its you again!! "

Bromance!

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

"Anyone know how to get these fixed during the apocalypse "

What kind of vacuum cleaner do you have?

I have 2 cordless vacuum cleaners - one Bosch and one VAX - and by strange coincidence both developed recharging problems within the last couple of months. Both out of warranty.

Bosch sent me a replacement charger without hesitation

VAX advised a replacement charger is chargeable but I'm using my charm and persuasion and the Bosch customer service to try and get it for free. If I don't the VAX will be binned and not replaced

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know how to get these fixed during the apocalypse

What kind of vacuum cleaner do you have?

I have 2 cordless vacuum cleaners - one Bosch and one VAX - and by strange coincidence both developed recharging problems within the last couple of months. Both out of warranty.

Bosch sent me a replacement charger without hesitation

VAX advised a replacement charger is chargeable but I'm using my charm and persuasion and the Bosch customer service to try and get it for free. If I don't the VAX will be binned and not replaced

Mines a black and decker smart tech, cordless,had it about 18 months,the motor has just got louder over the last month and loss of suction but not all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine passed away so I had to buy a new one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine passed away so I had to buy a new one "

I might have to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine passed away so I had to buy a new one

I might have to do that"

Sad times ....

I can’t live without a hoover

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Depends..is it worth fixing?

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

"Anyone know how to get these fixed during the apocalypse

What kind of vacuum cleaner do you have?

I have 2 cordless vacuum cleaners - one Bosch and one VAX - and by strange coincidence both developed recharging problems within the last couple of months. Both out of warranty.

Bosch sent me a replacement charger without hesitation

VAX advised a replacement charger is chargeable but I'm using my charm and persuasion and the Bosch customer service to try and get it for free. If I don't the VAX will be binned and not replaced

Mines a black and decker smart tech, cordless,had it about 18 months,the motor has just got louder over the last month and loss of suction but not all. "

I'd contact Black and Decker and test their customer service and if it's crap tell them you won't be buying any more Black and Decker products however if they give good customer service tell them you'll continue to buy and recommend them and their products.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

My beloved Henry died last week

New vax was delivered yesterday though, and it's surprisingly good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seldom worth the time and cost to repair small appliances, unless you can do it yourself.

Get a new one online.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seldom worth the time and cost to repair small appliances, unless you can do it yourself.

Get a new one online."

But as the others say, do try taking your dick out before shelling out the cash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine passed away so I had to buy a new one

I might have to do that

Sad times ....

I can’t live without a hoover"

You mean a vacuum cleaner, hoover is a make

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Repairing is always better than replacing.

I'd clean out all the filters, wash them out in the bath....they'll be disgusting if they're not cleaned often & can cause a racket, that's the first stop, a worn belt can do the same. Belts are generally under a tenner too.

There should be someone nearby who can fix it, usually the same folks that repair washing machines. Costs of some vacuums is ridiculous, cheaper to repair & keeps someone in a job & waste out the system

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine passed away so I had to buy a new one

I might have to do that

Sad times ....

I can’t live without a hoover

You mean a vacuum cleaner, hoover is a make "

Sorry, I'm going now

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