FabSwingers.com forum: What could you say both at the dinner table and in bed?

By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Just for fun...what could you say both at the dinner table and in bed? ??

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Can i have some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is sausage on the menu?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

That meet looks nice and juicy

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Try it, it taste good

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

This tastes good

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

I want more meat, please

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Have a bite of mine. It's delicious

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

The bird needs stuffing

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

May I see deserts menu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow it

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Don't spit it out, you have to swallow

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

I feel full

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Have a bite of mine. It's delicious "
if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a tip mandatory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that's hot.

Oh God, I'm stuffed.

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By *ulahlollipopWoman
over a year ago

Reading/London

It tastes salty Daddy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Dripping

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

It's a bit dry

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Be careful how you handle the meat

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Can we invite the neighbours again?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Don’t talk with your mouth full

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Stop playing with your food

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By *uiceeeWoman
over a year ago

sheffield

Its a little too salty for me x

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Put it in your mouth and try it ... I promise you will like it.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Make sure you clean up afterwards

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Well that certainly filled a hole

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

It may be a small portion but believe me its very tasty ??

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Who prefers a small one?

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Do you prefer leg or breast?

Cant believe that hasn't been said yet

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Would you care for some more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what could you say both at the dinner table and in bed? ?? "
fancy a bap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what could you say both at the dinner table and in bed? ?? "
i want your beef rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what could you say both at the dinner table and in bed? ?? "
are the nuts roasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm delicious and juicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun...what could you say both at the dinner table and in bed? ?? "
I'll have a kebab Donna

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

There is no way I'm eating that!

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

I love a nice big rump!

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Cocktail sausage anyone?!

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Dammit I had a good one but it used a banned word

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Or do you prefer a nice cumberland sausage?

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

That looks good enough to eat ...

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Wow so much cream!!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Don't , c h o k e on the meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want stuffIng daddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want stuffing mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want stuffIng daddy?"

Babe

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

So surprising how much cream comes out of that little vessel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want stuffIng daddy?

Babe

Baaaaabe

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Anyone for cream pie

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

I stuffed the bird last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have some more fish taco, please.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

So tell me do you enjoy water sports too?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Biggest pair i've ever seen and juicy too !

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By *ordan02081995Man
over a year ago

Crosspool

Give me the mayonnaise. ??

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Don't , c h o k e on the meat "
this was the word I wasnt allowed to use

I should have used spaces lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to eat all of that?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Should we have a spit roast

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Is that what they call a baby cock?

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Are you going to eat all of that?"

It would be rude not too!

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

That meat looks like it has been well hung!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm allergic to nuts

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

Oh that is just so moist.....

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Anyone for seconds??

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

That felt a bit sloppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me wipe that of your face..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok to try new flavours.

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
over a year ago

on the naughty side of the street

Mmmmm mmmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure you had enough?

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Now that hit the spot,who wants dessert

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

I think we should share it, it looks far to big for one person to enjoy alone!!

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Tongue for starters everyone! Followed by toad in the hole and a lovely cream pie for dessert!!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

What's that dripping out bird ?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

This tastes like chicken ,,,

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

"It's a bit dry"

Let me help with that

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

That smells of Fish !!!

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Omg is that it? Looks like a teenagers portion!!

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

That was amazing, we should try that again with your friend from work

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

"Are you sure you had enough? "

I have appetite for a lot more....

I love banter.

George

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

I know its only small but its quality over quantity!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Get plenty of this stuffed inside you.

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By *eilgvnrMan
over a year ago

Reading

Is it supposed to be that colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has everyone washed their hands?

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Reminds me of that bbq ?? day at Venus Star Resort in Gran Camaria! We had some massive sausages that day too!

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

I put a photo of it on FB it got some many likes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i have cream with that darling

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

I love your baps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It tastes soo good I just want to nibble at it to enjoy it for longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melts in the mouth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everyone full now?

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

I love it when we have a banquet with al our friends and we all share and have a little nibble of each others!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my favourite.. thank you

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

I love a german sausage, especially when we share one darling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me grab that for you..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Stuffing with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brush your teeth before you eat this

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Who's been peeing on the floor ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that it!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make mine moist please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need more sauce.

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

You still got a little bit dribbling from your chin luv

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Are you going to lick that up? Or can I? i hate to waste good cream! Ok we can share it no worries

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I need more sauce.

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well timed lmao

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Is that it!!??

Quality over quantity! It tastes delicious try it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still hungry

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

greedy girl can i have some

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

I asked the butcher for a big one, but he only had a small one!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Don't talk with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m definitely not sharing this

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Think that needs to go in a little longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only meat for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you manage a big one

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

If you try it you may find that you like it!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Don’t worry, the cat will lick it up in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it down your neck

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Four sausages at once!!? You are such a greedy girl ??

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

My sausage is smaller than most but I think you will enjoy it immensely!

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Do you want cream all over it?

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Don’t worry I have extra cream in reserve have as much as you like!

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Swallow that before you talk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me the spoon

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

That’s so hot!

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Would you like some cream on your tacho

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

We should invite friends round to try this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to try some of this?

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south

It rude to talk with you mouth full

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

We should try this in the garden some time

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Omg thats so small! But it looks appetising I have to admit!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Do you want to save a bit for your mum?

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

We both love water sports! We must all try it together ourselves sometime!! So much more fun in a large group! As long as uou don’t mind getting very wet of course!?

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Why does the dog have to stare like that its putting me off

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

God I love it when we share a big banana!

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Why does the dog have to stare like that its putting me off

Haha that was us last night!!

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By *-and-m OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Do you want to save a bit for your mum? "

Your dad can have some too if he wants!!

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

I do enjoy a nice moist bird on a Sunday afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What shall I do with this aubergine?

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Why does the dog have to stare like that its putting me off

Haha that was us last night!! "
I have to ask dinner or sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i be excused now

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hope you've saved room..got a cream pie waiting for you

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Would you like some more or are you full up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve got it all down your front.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you want rump

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By *lirty Rachel CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Yarm

Are you going to finish that or can I have it.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Don't forget to phone your Mom and put the bins out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one lump or two

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Start from the outside and work your way in...

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I could just eat that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should repeat that soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now don’t go trying to get all that in your mouth at once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a little dry, please can i have some more gravy

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Please may I be excused

Better out than in

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh I do love a good nosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just for starters...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd love seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wierd, it smells like fish but tastes like chicken.

This has a salty aftertaste.

Oops, you got it all over your face.

Your going nowehere until you have eaten it all.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I like lots of gravy on my pudding (Yorkshire variety)

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

You do it better than your mum.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

That’s a lovely bit of stuffing

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Just for fun...what could you say both at the dinner table and in bed? ?? "

2nd round ?

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

"Just for fun...what could you say both at the dinner table and in bed? ?? "

If you insist...

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Your sisters was more moist

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

The kids really enjoyed it last time. Normally they are quite fussy.

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

somewhere

That's a lovely ham sandwich you have there..

- or -

That's a fantastic spread you have put on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stuffed now.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Gosh, last time I had a roast I gagged on the meat!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

ready for seconds?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I didn’t think I would like that so much

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

"Just for fun...what could you say both at the dinner table and in bed? ?? "

Make sure you swallow it all

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By *lowersandcarsCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Dammit I had a good one but it used a banned word

How do I know what words are banned?

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By *lowersandcarsCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Mine’s very moist!

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

"It tastes salty Daddy

Hahaha

Love it!

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

You can put the cream right here...

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