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If WW2 happened today...

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

If WWII happened today...

Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous.

Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?

Does the siren apply to everyone?

There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.

This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.

Why can't I have almond milk on my ration card?

I find the term “black out” offensive.

I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.

Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we really be getting involved in another counties activities?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If WWII happened today...

Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous.

Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?

Does the siren apply to everyone?

There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.

This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.

Why can't I have almond milk on my ration card?

I find the term “black out” offensive.

I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.

Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?"

Don't forget the expert opinion of Karen on Facebook explaining her take on it all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was earning 100k a year working for myself.

Who’s going to compensate for you sending me to war??

And can you arrange somebody to polish my jag while I’m away

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Will it effect my benefits,

Why can't we fly in those dam foreigners we asked to leave during brexit to fight it for us

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Typical British xenophobia, trying to stop an invasion

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

If WW2 happened today, it would be blamed on CV-19 - False Flag of course, gotta shift this tin foil somehow!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not eating that!

Rationing... forget it, just let the poor starve.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Shouldn't our new tanks run on electricity?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Can't fight before a health and safety assessment has been done of the battlefield

Please stop making explosions think of the pets being scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh who are all these refugees? They're not welcome...

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

1 nursing home owner to another we have took there houses off them we have maid a good profit now let the government pay for ppi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top thread Clem!!!!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

The mustard gas better be organic!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

The government is guilty of operating a "shoot to kill" policy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone tried talking to Germany about the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real irony is that for the past two decades the biggest conflict since WW2 has been raging in the middle east and hardly anyone seems to have noticed. Out of sight out of mind and all that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are we going to do about the football?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

We demand the government supplies Tin hats to all key workers to protect them from falling bombs! Also, instructions on how to make a gas mask from a scarf or screwfix dust mask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we have to go the long way round to Germany my Sat Nav says it's that way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want a full costings for the war and an exact casualty list before we start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What war? there is no war, it's all just conspiracy so the government can control us and take our freedom away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do we have to go the long way round to Germany my Sat Nav says it's that way!"
..If I wanted to see the pyramids and Rome I would have booked a holiday!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

You joke but people like that existed back then too. Many people ignored advice or complained about seemingly insignificant things like lack of steel for their corsets or nylon for their stockings. People don't change that much, just the subject matter.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

An equal number of seed bombs must be dropped to offset the carbon footprint of bombing missions and don’t you dare think about bombing renewables such as the Ruhr Dam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Covid..if you think old England's done..Boris is the boy that will stop your little game...social distancing will make you think again...so who do you think you are kidding Mr Covid..la la la

Il get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You joke but people like that existed back then too. Many people ignored advice or complained about seemingly insignificant things like lack of steel for their corsets or nylon for their stockings. People don't change that much, just the subject matter."
You sound like you was there!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You joke but people like that existed back then too. Many people ignored advice or complained about seemingly insignificant things like lack of steel for their corsets or nylon for their stockings. People don't change that much, just the subject matter. You sound like you was there! "

Haha no but I have a 93 year old Dutch nan who moved here in the early 40s due to the Nazi occupation.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Well seeing as we have 'took back control'I doubt we would go to war because Poland has been invaded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who would be in the concentration camps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who do you think you are kidding Mr Covid..if you think old England's done..Boris is the boy that will stop your little game...social distancing will make you think again...so who do you think you are kidding Mr Covid..la la la

No it's a classic.

Mr Trump is always thinking he is No1 but Good old USA is right now underneath it's thumb!

So who do you think you are kidding Mr Covid if you think old

England's done!!

la la la la

We'll leave together...

Il get my coat "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

What I want to know is how will we get fucked now all the men are dead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would be in the concentration camps?"
You and the guards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I want to know is how will we get fucked now all the men are dead ?"

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London


"What I want to know is how will we get fucked now all the men are dead ?"

The government will find new ways to fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I want to know is how will we get fucked now all the men are dead ?"
Did it matter so much when we were alive, and now you complain when we're dead!

£*#$*!g Women!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Well seeing as we have 'took back control'I doubt we would go to war because Poland has been invaded."

They are still in NATO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You joke but people like that existed back then too. Many people ignored advice or complained about seemingly insignificant things like lack of steel for their corsets or nylon for their stockings. People don't change that much, just the subject matter."

I was just thinking exactly this. People have been taught a rose-tinted view of history as our politicians and media (same thing) like to paint for us. We've all been fed the same lies, and the same complaints and privileges have always existed.

Only real difference now is social media.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well seeing as we have 'took back control'I doubt we would go to war because Poland has been invaded.

They are still in NATO. "

Did you know that NATO actually stands for Not At This Orifice?

It was set up to safeguard all the cracks the Russians might slip through.

(True fact)

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Well seeing as we have 'took back control'I doubt we would go to war because Poland has been invaded.

They are still in NATO.

Did you know that NATO actually stands for Not At This Orifice?

It was set up to safeguard all the cracks the Russians might slip through.

(True fact)"

Um I did not know that. And neither do they it seems.

Every days a school day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well seeing as we have 'took back control'I doubt we would go to war because Poland has been invaded.

They are still in NATO.

Did you know that NATO actually stands for Not At This Orifice?

It was set up to safeguard all the cracks the Russians might slip through.

(True fact)

Um I did not know that. And neither do they it seems.

Every days a school day. "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You joke but people like that existed back then too. Many people ignored advice or complained about seemingly insignificant things like lack of steel for their corsets or nylon for their stockings. People don't change that much, just the subject matter.

I was just thinking exactly this. People have been taught a rose-tinted view of history as our politicians and media (same thing) like to paint for us. We've all been fed the same lies, and the same complaints and privileges have always existed.

Only real difference now is social media."

I'm willing to bet when I'm old and people talk about covid 19 it will all be about things like the clap for key workers, captain Tom and people making scrubs from home for the NHS. Then they'll say all the same things about how people aren't as community spirited anymore and I'll roll my eyes in just the same way my nan does when people talk about society during WW2 .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfish people have panic bought all the whale meat and dried eggs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Selfish people have panic bought all the whale meat and dried eggs"

Whale meat ? Vot did you do in Norvay durink da vor ?

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Should we really be getting involved in another counties activities? "

Well done, youve discovered conscientious objection.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Should we really be getting involved in another counties activities?

Well done, youve discovered conscientious objection."

If they're trying to invade you, I say "yes".

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