FabSwingers.com forum: Pick up lines that cause the knickers drop

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey sexi, I can see through your panties how moist your clunge is, may I slide my drooping todger in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That worked instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for a sleazy hole to breed with"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to call you spanner, because every time I look at you, my nuts tighten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Im looking for a sleazy hole to breed with"..."

Hahhahaah.

Fancy halfing in on a bastard?

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

""Im looking for a sleazy hole to breed with"..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I fucked you yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How's it going beautiful, how about you spread those fat cheeks so I shoot my cock snot up your fartpipe

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

That's a nice phone you have, how do you like the screen optimisation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"

No the fucking window cleaner left it there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look great now. You know what else will look really great on you, Me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a nice phone you have, how do you like the screen optimisation?"

God damn you, be like Elza, let it go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What cake would you like ??

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Lose the knicker our ill shoot the kid

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"

That's an old one

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Lose the knicker our ill shoot the kid

I never liked the kid anyway

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Do you think my dog would lick peanut butter off me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are your thoughts on cross breeding? Because I'm about to prod your tuna tunnel with my swordfish

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"How's it going beautiful, how about you spread those fat cheeks so I shoot my cock snot up your fartpipe

I have fallen for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name summer? Because you'll be coming soon.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Lose the knicker our ill shoot the kid

I never liked the kid anyway "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

No the fucking window cleaner left it there..."

He also left his bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Fred, you're Wilma, how about we make the Bedrock.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm Fred, you're Wilma, how about we make the Bedrock."

I like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's it going beautiful, how about you spread those fat cheeks so I shoot my cock snot up your fartpipe

I have fallen for this one"

Really? I got blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

No the fucking window cleaner left it there...

He also left his bucket"

Love it. What did you do with the squeegee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My cock just passed away, can I bury it deep inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're like a parking ticket, you've got fine written all over you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my keys.. Can I check your pants?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

No the fucking window cleaner left it there...

He also left his bucket

Love it. What did you do with the squeegee?"

It was never to be found

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"How's it going beautiful, how about you spread those fat cheeks so I shoot my cock snot up your fartpipe

I have fallen for this one

Really? I got blocked

No...really, go figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

I like those mirror knickers your wearing cos I can see my self in them tonight

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like those mirror knickers your wearing cos I can see my self in them tonight

I'll use that one next time, but knowing my luck she won't be wearing any

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Does this smell of chloroform (handkerchief)

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

""Im looking for a sleazy hole to breed with"..."
dammit I literally came here to say that

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9 ,,

And I am the 1 you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna have a sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The only thing that looks good on me.....is you..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm playing dirty Scrabble. I've got an F, C and a K. All I need now is you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls are full. Need draining

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Would you like to come back to mine and watch porn on my widescreen bedroom mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your Bedrock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ever change. Just get naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you tired because you've been running through my

head all night.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

That outfit would look great.....on my bedroom floor!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

What's a lovely girl like you doing a dirty mind like mine

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Are you a shark? Because I've got some swimmers for you to swallow

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Are you a WiFi hotspot because I feel a connection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Jamaican? Because you’re jamaican me crazy

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Want to re-in act the Titanic film , you can be the iceberg and I'll go down on you

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There’s something wrong with my eyes cos I can’t take them off you.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet your nipples are pink. Mind if I take a look?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(M)

“If I were a judge, I’d sentence you to my bed”

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Did you get those knickers 50% off? They are 100% off at my place

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I wanna pin you down,fuck you up and make your knees go weak.

Your pal arthritis.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

You’re like my pinky toe, I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

MI5 are after my penis can I hide it inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re like my pinky toe, I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home"

Tremendous, will use.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Are your legs coronavirus, because I see them spreading tonight.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Are you a pirate? If you are I've got a lot of semen for you

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Do you have a mirror in your knickers, because I can see myself in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 68 and you're the one that I need.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Do you know what I like im a woman ?

My dick !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a haunted house because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs..... what time do they open ?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're on my list of things to do tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the sun and I'd love to go down on you tonight.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Do you like chocolate? Yes! Well get your Snickers down and I’ll give you a Boost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you an elevator as I'd get inside you, ride you all day and even visit the basement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you telekinetic? Because you’ve made my cock do a dance in my pants.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Are you Jamaican? Because you’re jamaican me crazy

I tried that and she said no I'm Finnish so Finnish the conversation

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By *illiamMeetsMan
over a year ago

sunnyside

You're like a cathedral. Impressive to look at but even more beautiful when inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the more direct approach works

Look, either fuck me or finger me.... And be fucking quick about it, I aint missing the chippy closing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Jamaican? Because you’re jamaican me crazy

I tried that and she said no I'm Finnish so Finnish the conversation

Hahahaha I like that

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