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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you put a condom on a cock just using your mouth?

Or tie a cherry knot with your tongue?

Asking for a friend.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

No idea, but I will try...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can do the 1st one

Il practice the 2nd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No on both counts

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yes to both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I can but I dont like a condom in my mouth makes me gag

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can do the 1st one

Il practice the 2nd

Can I be the guinea pig ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs."

I hate it. Which is the only reason why I prefer bareback sex (with hubby)

Cause I’m not sucking a cock that’s had a condom on it. No sir

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively."

You’re the best

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can do the 1st one

Il practice the 2nd

Can I be the guinea pig ??

Do you want me to pop your cherry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs."

Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can do the 1st one

Il practice the 2nd

Can I be the guinea pig ??

Do you want me to pop your cherry

Oooh yes . I have Cherry Bakewell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.

Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!"

They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

You can join us (don’t worry I know I’m ugly, I can just watch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

Can I join to? Sometimes I bant even open the packet! "

Yes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively."

Can I join to? Sometimes I can't even open the packet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.

Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!

They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring "

Jam has too much sugar, maybe a pineapple ring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

Can I join to? Sometimes I bant even open the packet!

Yes!!!!"
woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.

Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!

They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring

Jam has too much sugar, maybe a pineapple ring!"

Oooo I love pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Mainly because they taste/feel horrid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

You can join us (don’t worry I know I’m ugly, I can just watch)"

I have performance anxiety.

With or without viewers

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

That's literally the plan. Keep up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

You can join us (don’t worry I know I’m ugly, I can just watch)

I have performance anxiety.

With or without viewers

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can put a condom on with just my mouth. Sadly I fail at the cherry knotting, my tongue dexterity is crap, it just sort of hangs there doing nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can undo a bra with one hand whilst blindfolded.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

Can I join to? Sometimes I can't even open the packet! "

Of course! The more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can undo a bra with one hand whilst blindfolded."
Blindfolded as opposed to what? It's not like you're facing their back whilst undoing bras

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

That's literally the plan. Keep up. "

For the MLS?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can undo a bra with one hand whilst blindfolded.Blindfolded as opposed to what? It's not like you're facing their back whilst undoing bras

Ooooo but they could be! Stood behind you, kissing your neck...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.

Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!

They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring

Jam has too much sugar, maybe a pineapple ring!"

Still too much sugar. Rub it in dorito seasoning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can undo a bra with one hand whilst blindfolded.Blindfolded as opposed to what? It's not like you're facing their back whilst undoing bras

Ooooo but they could be! Stood behind you, kissing your neck...

How can you kiss their neck and look at the bra straps

My point still stands

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

That's literally the plan. Keep up.

For the MLS?"

No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.

Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!

They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring

Jam has too much sugar, maybe a pineapple ring!

Still too much sugar. Rub it in dorito seasoning."

Knowing you, you would probably insist on heatwave ones

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't know why anyone would want lubey spermicide in their gobs.

Flavoured condoms man, don't be cheap!

They’re still not nice! Just lather some jam on your willy if you want some flavouring

Jam has too much sugar, maybe a pineapple ring!

Still too much sugar. Rub it in dorito seasoning.

Knowing you, you would probably insist on heatwave ones

I do like a bit of spice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

That's literally the plan. Keep up.

For the MLS?

No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake."

I should start the male equivalent. I think I could finally be best at something on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can undo a bra with one hand whilst blindfolded.Blindfolded as opposed to what? It's not like you're facing their back whilst undoing bras

Ooooo but they could be! Stood behind you, kissing your neck...

How can you kiss their neck and look at the bra straps

My point still stands

Carefully

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can do the 1st one

Il practice the 2nd

Can I be the guinea pig ??

Do you want me to pop your cherry

Oooh yes . I have Cherry Bakewell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

That's literally the plan. Keep up.

For the MLS?

No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake.

I should start the male equivalent. I think I could finally be best at something on here."

^ *Ahem*

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

That's literally the plan. Keep up.

For the MLS?

No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake.

I should start the male equivalent. I think I could finally be best at something on here.

^ *Ahem*"

Fight it out boys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

That's literally the plan. Keep up.

For the MLS?

No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake.

I should start the male equivalent. I think I could finally be best at something on here.

^ *Ahem*

Fight it out boys."

Cock duel!

His is longer but as a result my might be harder.

It will be a fight between reach and punching power!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like condoms or cherries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can undo a bra with one hand whilst blindfolded.Blindfolded as opposed to what? It's not like you're facing their back whilst undoing bras

Ooooo but they could be! Stood behind you, kissing your neck...

How can you kiss their neck and look at the bra straps

My point still stands

Carefully

Exactly. Slow touches and tender kisses all over the body. I can even undo them with my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

That's literally the plan. Keep up.

For the MLS?

No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake."

Badges and cake.

Disappointment never tasted better.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No and no. I’m useless and will forever be a disappointment to men

Its okay. Me too. We can start our own club and dissapoint men collectively.

You’re the best

Get a room you two

That's literally the plan. Keep up.

For the MLS?

No our clubhouse for women who are an eternal dissapointment to men. We'll have special badges and cake.

Badges and cake.

Disappointment never tasted better. "

Right!? We're already dissapoinnting so screw the diet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cock duel partner has ditched the ship!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lovely lady did in a club for me once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I can and enjoy doing so, but can't roll it all the way down as I can't deepthroat! I get it as far as I possibly can then use my hands to roll the rest on.

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