FabSwingers.com forum: I want to be a porn star

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I wanna be one of those ones that ‘sleep’ while people are fucking beside her, realistically I don’t think I’m hot enough to be the one getting fucked. So I’ll be the sleeping sister or girlfriend or something.

Does this pay well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I wanna be one of those ones that ‘sleep’ while people are fucking beside her, realistically I don’t think I’m hot enough to be the one getting fucked. So I’ll be the sleeping sister or girlfriend or something.

Does this pay well?"

No, but its the best you'll be able to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does this pay well?

No, but its the best you'll be able to do"

I just want to provide for you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Does this pay well?"

I'm not sure , ask my ex

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

They have warm up staff I believe, always off camara

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"They have warm up staff I believe, always off camara"

Fluffers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They have warm up staff I believe, always off camara

Fluffers"

No I just wanna sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best part time job ever. Im up for this....

I could professionally sleep whilst folks shag beside me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best part time job ever. Im up for this....

I could professionally sleep whilst folks shag beside me. "

Doesn’t it sound ideal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best part time job ever. Im up for this....

I could professionally sleep whilst folks shag beside me.

Doesn’t it sound ideal? "
more money if your fucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best part time job ever. Im up for this....

I could professionally sleep whilst folks shag beside me.

Doesn’t it sound ideal?

more money if your fucking."

Don’t think anyone would pay to see me get fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best part time job ever. Im up for this....

I could professionally sleep whilst folks shag beside me.

Doesn’t it sound ideal?

more money if your fucking.

Don’t think anyone would pay to see me get fucked"
anyone can do it , it’s a good earner put in a video to porn hub etc you never know dirtier the better.£££’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best part time job ever. Im up for this....

I could professionally sleep whilst folks shag beside me.

Doesn’t it sound ideal? more money if your fucking."

Nah sleeping along side is better then i can use the word professional on my profile.

Besides i need paying £20-30

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best part time job ever. Im up for this....

I could professionally sleep whilst folks shag beside me.

Doesn’t it sound ideal? more money if your fucking.

Nah sleeping along side is better then i can use the word professional on my profile.

Besides i need paying £20-30

And I need sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You definitely should aim for at least one line of dialogue. The "right in front of my salad?!" girl is basically famous now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this pay well?"
normally yes but you may get deducted wages if you suddenly wake up during scene and ask the other girl if horses eat bake beans..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does this pay well?normally yes but you may get deducted wages if you suddenly wake up during scene and ask the other girl if horses eat bake beans..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You definitely should aim for at least one line of dialogue. The "right in front of my salad?!" girl is basically famous now

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By *andAukCouple
over a year ago

leeds

If it's just the sleeping, why not get a job testing mattresses. At least living wage, but if you become an expert you could command higher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's just the sleeping, why not get a job testing mattresses. At least living wage, but if you become an expert you could command higher

But I don’t wanna command higher, I just want sleep and money

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If it's just the sleeping, why not get a job testing mattresses. At least living wage, but if you become an expert you could command higher

But I don’t wanna command higher, I just want sleep and money

Become a Politician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you watch porn backwards it's about a guy who hoovers spunk of a girls face, breaks the washer then leaves!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you watch porn backwards it's about a guy who hoovers spunk of a girls face, breaks the washer then leaves! "

Sounds like whenever POF visits me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's just the sleeping, why not get a job testing mattresses. At least living wage, but if you become an expert you could command higher

But I don’t wanna command higher, I just want sleep and money

Become a Politician

I’m too good looking for that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If it's just the sleeping, why not get a job testing mattresses. At least living wage, but if you become an expert you could command higher

But I don’t wanna command higher, I just want sleep and money

Become a Politician

I’m too good looking for that"

Good point . My apologies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's just the sleeping, why not get a job testing mattresses. At least living wage, but if you become an expert you could command higher

But I don’t wanna command higher, I just want sleep and money

Become a Politician

I’m too good looking for that

Good point . My apologies

I’m shocked that you would even imply otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hired. You need to supply your own blanket though

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By *andAukCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"If it's just the sleeping, why not get a job testing mattresses. At least living wage, but if you become an expert you could command higher

But I don’t wanna command higher, I just want sleep and money

Well if you just fancy a nap, I think I have tuppence in my pocket.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If it's just the sleeping, why not get a job testing mattresses. At least living wage, but if you become an expert you could command higher

But I don’t wanna command higher, I just want sleep and money

Become a Politician

I’m too good looking for that

Good point . My apologies

I’m shocked that you would even imply otherwise "

My bad. My humblest apologies your Majesty . You may whip me 5 times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's just the sleeping, why not get a job testing mattresses. At least living wage, but if you become an expert you could command higher

But I don’t wanna command higher, I just want sleep and money

Become a Politician

I’m too good looking for that

Good point . My apologies

I’m shocked that you would even imply otherwise

My bad. My humblest apologies your Majesty . You may whip me 50000 times

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you watch porn backwards it's about a guy who hoovers spunk of a girls face, breaks the washer then leaves!

Sounds like whenever POF visits me"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What genre though?

Could you sleep next to someone who’s having double anal with Lexington and Mandingo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What genre though?

Could you sleep next to someone who’s having double anal with Lexington and Mandingo? "

Listen

I could sleep through anyone having sex

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What genre though?

Could you sleep next to someone who’s having double anal with Lexington and Mandingo?

Listen

I could sleep through anyone having sex"

Double anal though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What genre though?

Could you sleep next to someone who’s having double anal with Lexington and Mandingo?

Listen

I could sleep through anyone having sex

Double anal though? "

Yep

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What genre though?

Could you sleep next to someone who’s having double anal with Lexington and Mandingo?

Listen

I could sleep through anyone having sex

Double anal though?

Yep"

In that case you’ll make a killing in this field of profession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do t mean to brag but i worked in the adult entertainment field for a breif period

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do t mean to brag but i worked in the adult entertainment field for a breif period "

Okay? So do you know how much I’ll get paid

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Do t mean to brag but i worked in the adult entertainment field for a breif period "

What was your name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What genre though?

Could you sleep next to someone who’s having double anal with Lexington and Mandingo?

Listen

I could sleep through anyone having sex

Double anal though?

Yep

In that case you’ll make a killing in this field of profession

I’m a really good sleeper

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I’d rather just be a professional mattress tester.... at least that way the fact I’m not getting any won’t be shoved in my face over and over again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d rather just be a professional mattress tester.... at least that way the fact I’m not getting any won’t be shoved in my face over and over again.

I wouldn’t notice. I’d be legit asleep

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"I’d rather just be a professional mattress tester.... at least that way the fact I’m not getting any won’t be shoved in my face over and over again.

I wouldn’t notice. I’d be legit asleep "

Mmm why’s my back sticky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d rather just be a professional mattress tester.... at least that way the fact I’m not getting any won’t be shoved in my face over and over again.

I wouldn’t notice. I’d be legit asleep

Mmm why’s my back sticky

I’d be well aware as to what was going on! Not as if I’d fall asleep and all this would randomly go on. It would be planned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP that sounds like a solid career move. I’m fully supportive of this new endeavour.

If it’s a lucrative position, I may ask you to be in a good word for me.

Best wishes for the future, I’ll want an autograph when you’re famous in the porn industry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’d rather just be a professional mattress tester.... at least that way the fact I’m not getting any won’t be shoved in my face over and over again.

I wouldn’t notice. I’d be legit asleep

Mmm why’s my back sticky

I’d be well aware as to what was going on! Not as if I’d fall asleep and all this would randomly go on. It would be planned

Can I be the pillow ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP that sounds like a solid career move. I’m fully supportive of this new endeavour.

If it’s a lucrative position, I may ask you to be in a good word for me.

Best wishes for the future, I’ll want an autograph when you’re famous in the porn industry

I love you. I won’t forget you when I’m famous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d rather just be a professional mattress tester.... at least that way the fact I’m not getting any won’t be shoved in my face over and over again.

I wouldn’t notice. I’d be legit asleep

Mmm why’s my back sticky

I’d be well aware as to what was going on! Not as if I’d fall asleep and all this would randomly go on. It would be planned

Can I be the pillow ??

Sure rhing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’d rather just be a professional mattress tester.... at least that way the fact I’m not getting any won’t be shoved in my face over and over again.

I wouldn’t notice. I’d be legit asleep

Mmm why’s my back sticky

I’d be well aware as to what was going on! Not as if I’d fall asleep and all this would randomly go on. It would be planned

Can I be the pillow ??

Sure rhing"

Thankyou Sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have warm up staff I believe, always off camara

Fluffers"

Fluffers made me snort with laughter

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"They have warm up staff I believe, always off camara

Fluffers

Fluffers made me snort with laughter

Fluffers these days are tiny, blue, and come in 50 or a 100mg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do t mean to brag but i worked in the adult entertainment field for a breif period

What was your name? "

He was Lexington lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you would be good to watch!! IN A NON CREEPY WAY! I think you would tell them to fuck off if they were being noisy and annoying. I'd actually watch you as a background extra I think you would be the star of the show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you would be good to watch!! IN A NON CREEPY WAY! I think you would tell them to fuck off if they were being noisy and annoying. I'd actually watch you as a background extra I think you would be the star of the show."

I agree. I’d be fucking fab

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Does this pay well?"

Be careful of the contract you sign as it's actually the "sleeping" woman that gets fucked as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree. I’d be fucking fab"

Sometimes you just need something a bit different when you're watching porn, something to make you get the popcorn out and stay for the drama and not the penetration! I'd like to see more comedy when it comes to porn.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've been paid to do porn. It's not as easy as you'd think. Constant stop/start and rem_mbering lines...yes there was a plot! Also with lights, cameras and camerman distracting you. Men only really get one chance and have to be on set and stay hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do t mean to brag but i worked in the adult entertainment field for a breif period

What was your name? "

Mr Fluffer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been paid to do porn. It's not as easy as you'd think. Constant stop/start and rem_mbering lines...yes there was a plot! Also with lights, cameras and camerman distracting you. Men only really get one chance and have to be on set and stay hard. "

Yeah I just wanna sleep, I think I can do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I agree. I’d be fucking fab

Me too hun, me too

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