FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest description of your vagina

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just read a veri where a guy described the woman's vagina as "gates of heaven"

Ladies, what is the funniest description or name you've heard a guy use for your lady-bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bajingo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just read a veri where a guy described the woman's vagina as "gates of heaven"

Ladies, what is the funniest description or name you've heard a guy use for your lady-bits?"

Did he see the pink doorbell?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

mimi - but I find it cute instead of funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mimi - but I find it cute instead of funny.

Can I click you mimi from now on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny like an empty headlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told it was magnificent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got told it was magnificent

You bet!

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By *anzcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Lanzarote

A Wizards Sleeve was a common term where I grew up..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got told it was magnificent

That's the kind of feedback you want!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Wizards Sleeve was a common term where I grew up.."

You poor thing, that's mean

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I once got told it looked like a rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam purse

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"I just read a veri where a guy described the woman's vagina as "gates of heaven"

Ladies, what is the funniest description or name you've heard a guy use for your lady-bits?"

Gates to Heaven?

Sounds about right.

The legs are the staircase.

And turn her around and you got hell too. And I do like going to hell as well lol

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"I once got told it looked like a rose

Bet you smells like roses too. Mmmm

But taste if honey *slurp*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got told it looked like a rose

I don't know about a rose. It certainly looks delicious though!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I refer you all to 'axe wound'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once got told it looked like a rose

That's pure poetry compared to some of the responses here

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