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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pick you to meet me?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Because you love my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I can wash my hair instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you love my boobs

Oh ffs it's you again!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

So we can share a bucket of gin xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm fuckin amazin!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Because you love my boobs

Oh ffs it's you again!

It's not me....its you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So we can share a bucket of gin xx"

Definitely up for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you love my boobs

I love your boobs Sophie...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'm fuckin amazin!

You would say so, wouldn't you

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Pick you to meet me?"

You should want to, I shouldn't have to give you a reason but I would hope you enjoy my company and wish to partake in another fun adventure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm fuckin amazin!

You would say so, wouldn't you

You know I am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you’d be thirsty

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Because you love my boobs

I love your boobs Sophie...

I can send them to you through the post of you like Dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you’d be thirsty

I'm on gin already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a good singer and a story teller!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Pick you to meet me?"

So we can visit my local garden centre together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could swap stories about our neighbours cats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!"

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you love my boobs

I love your boobs Sophie...

I can send them to you through the post of you like Dan

Pm me hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick you to meet me?

So we can visit my local garden centre together"

Only if they offer pink gin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We could swap stories about our neighbours cats "

Oh my pussy came in again this morning, twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't talk much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

Anything you want me to be!

Just pick me, cry out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We could swap stories about our neighbours cats "

Good morning! We follow the same time zone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't talk much "

We'll get on then.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Pick you to meet me?

So we can visit my local garden centre together

Only if they offer pink gin."

They offer a range of alcohol, they are the new safe social meeting places

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Because I I'll give you a great hair twirl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you love my boobs

I love your boobs Sophie...

I can send them to you through the post of you like Dan

Pm me hun

Will they not get squashed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I I'll give you a great hair twirl

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'll make ya laugh just as much as I'll make ya cum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'll make ya laugh just as much as I'll make ya cum!

Which one first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because, for this one brief moment in time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I’m lovely

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Because you love my boobs

I love your boobs Sophie...

I can send them to you through the post of you like Dan

Pm me hun

Will they not get squashed?

That depends on how hard you squeeze them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'll make ya laugh just as much as I'll make ya cum!

Which one first?

We can zig zag between the two!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you love my boobs

I love your boobs Sophie...

I can send them to you through the post of you like Dan

Pm me hun

Will they not get squashed?

That depends on how hard you squeeze them

I only squeeze mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As I’m lovely

No doubt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because, for this one brief moment in time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m ripped, am worth 3.5m and have a yacht in Monaco. I also full of shit and suffer terribly with sarcasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you secretly find me irresistible but dont want to admit it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you secretly find me irresistible but dont want to admit it

Damn

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I’ve got nothing to win you over

Out of pity maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick you to meet me?"
because you love Ellas nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got nothing to win you over

Out of pity maybe? "

I thought we were going out earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick you to meet me?because you love Ellas nuts

Who's Ella?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I’ve got nothing to win you over

Out of pity maybe?

I thought we were going out earlier

That was before bucket of G&T offered to you, I am late to tap that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got nothing to win you over

Out of pity maybe?

I thought we were going out earlier

That was before bucket of G&T offered to you, I am late to tap that

Surely a bucket could be shared?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't recommend it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I do the best dinosaur impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have some Easter eggs left.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

You probably shouldn't, isolation for me was a little too hectic.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I’ve got nothing to win you over

Out of pity maybe?

I thought we were going out earlier

That was before bucket of G&T offered to you, I am late to tap that

Surely a bucket could be shared?

Surely , no one wants to waste a bucket

(ninja)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still have some Easter eggs left. "

Deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

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By *witchRichMan
over a year ago

Southport

"Pick you to meet me?"

Because I make amazing cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

My mum said the same thing to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

My mum said the same thing to me

Oooh do we have a competition here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

My mum said the same thing to me

Oooh do we have a competition here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

You know, the chronic drug and alcohol abuse and rock n roll lifestyle

I jest...I was just fully bearded with long hair, playing guitar and singing my little heart out. In a very manly way of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

My mum said the same thing to me

Genius!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you secretly find me irresistible but dont want to admit it

Damn

I knew it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

You know, the chronic drug and alcohol abuse and rock n roll lifestyle

I jest...I was just fully bearded with long hair, playing guitar and singing my little heart out. In a very manly way of course!

What did you sing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

You know, the chronic drug and alcohol abuse and rock n roll lifestyle

I jest...I was just fully bearded with long hair, playing guitar and singing my little heart out. In a very manly way of course!

What did you sing?

I know what youre thinking mi lady and

unfortunately, at this point in time, I fail miserably in fulfilling the complete Bradley Cooper experience. Although I have recently been asked to learn it, I dont know Shala la la eh low. Not only this, I have shaved me beard and cut my hair short.

I am just pale and hairless now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

You know, the chronic drug and alcohol abuse and rock n roll lifestyle

I jest...I was just fully bearded with long hair, playing guitar and singing my little heart out. In a very manly way of course!

What did you sing?

I know what youre thinking mi lady and

I am just pale and hairless now

Let's see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... because you feel sorry for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... because you feel sorry for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you picked me yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you picked me yet?"

A few Bradleys in tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you picked me yet?

A few Bradleys in tonight."

Am I on top of the list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you picked me yet?

A few Bradleys in tonight."

That, is absolutely brilliant! I am giggling good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... because you feel sorry for me?

Also, I could take you on a tour of the romantic hotspots of Stoke? Should take us 5 minutes max

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think a sing off is essential.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

You know, the chronic drug and alcohol abuse and rock n roll lifestyle

I jest...I was just fully bearded with long hair, playing guitar and singing my little heart out. In a very manly way of course!

What did you sing?

I know what youre thinking mi lady and

I am just pale and hairless now

Let's see

I can't let you see Jessica, I am too old for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a good singer and a story teller!

Are you? Can you be Bradley Cooper?

My sister said Brad Cooper reminded her of me

Just sayin

In what way?

You know, the chronic drug and alcohol abuse and rock n roll lifestyle

I jest...I was just fully bearded with long hair, playing guitar and singing my little heart out. In a very manly way of course!

What did you sing?

I know what youre thinking mi lady and

I am just pale and hairless now

Let's see

I can't let you see Jessica, I am too old for you

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