FabSwingers.com forum: In your opinion...

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What's the definition of being a bit Posh ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking your tea with your little finger sticking up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Drinking your tea with your little finger sticking up

Haha oh yes , and ever so slightly camp too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking you’re better than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using a glass for beer, I’m mud so this is aiming high for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating your pasty from Greggs with a knife and fork and not out of the bag

Putting chips from the chippy on a plate

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Drinking your tea with your little finger sticking up

Unless it's permanently like that after a sporting injury like my little brother

. We still tease him for it though!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Thinking you’re better than others

Is that posh or arrogance I cant make my mind up

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"Drinking your tea with your little finger sticking up

That's a medieval thing! (to keep your spice finger clean)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Using a glass for beer, I’m mud so this is aiming high for me "

Oh fuck I'm posh then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using a glass for beer, I’m mud so this is aiming high for me "

I need mud

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Eating your pasty from Greggs with a knife and fork and not out of the bag

Putting chips from the chippy on a plate"

Deffo, agreed

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Laminate flooring and Prosecco flavour crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certain mannerisms, a snootiness about them.

Not having fun if it means ruining their noce clothes, getting their shoes dirty, or bringing them down to common level.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Drinking your tea with your little finger sticking up

Unless it's permanently like that after a sporting injury like my little brother

. We still tease him for it though!"

Poor little brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a wine fridge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using a glass for beer, I’m mud so this is aiming high for me

Oh fuck I'm posh then

I’m not a fan of doing dishes either so it’s laziness too on my part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mean that they are bit smart, bit fashionable, and have bit expensive taste.

They haven't quite made it but would like to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a wine fridge lol"

I’ve got one of those

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Laminate flooring and Prosecco flavour crisps "
I didnt even know you could get them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using a glass for beer, I’m mud so this is aiming high for me

I need mud

So many comments could be made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying scone instead of scone

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Eating your pasty from Greggs with a knife and fork and not out of the bag

What on earth!?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Certain mannerisms, a snootiness about them.

Not having fun if it means ruining their noce clothes, getting their shoes dirty, or bringing them down to common level.

Yep sounds correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a wine fridge lol

I’ve got one of those

Haha sorry,

Do you shop at Waitrose too?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Laminate flooring and Prosecco flavour crisps I didnt even know you could get them

How the other half live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the definition of being a bit Posh ??

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Not being able to sing in key and marrying an overated footballer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking you’re better than others

Is that posh or arrogance I cant make my mind up

I always thought calling someone posh was meant as an insult.... does where I’m from

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Eating pizza with a knife and fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiping ones cock after a piss rather than shaking

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Saying scone instead of scone

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Using a glass for beer, I’m mud so this is aiming high for me

Oh fuck I'm posh then

I’m not a fan of doing dishes either so it’s laziness too on my part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a wine fridge lol

I’ve got one of those

Haha sorry,

Do you shop at Waitrose too?"

M&S.

haha. Nah tescos

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Thinking you’re better than others

Is that posh or arrogance I cant make my mind up

I always thought calling someone posh was meant as an insult.... does where I’m from

You told me I sounded a bit posh! I thought you were being nice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Saying scone instead of scone

Oh no not this again

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Northerners often think I'm posh because of my south London accent and vocabulary. I very rarely use slang words as I sound rediculous. The truth is I'm common as muck though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking you’re better than others

Is that posh or arrogance I cant make my mind up

I always thought calling someone posh was meant as an insult.... does where I’m from

You told me I sounded a bit posh! I thought you were being nice

Pfffft! Norfolk? Nah I said you sounded cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh hmmm let me see.

Well mannered. Don't swear in front of their kids. Members of the national trust. Feed their kids proper food. Not flashy.

Pretention- big ugly house, flashy.

Money shouts, wealth whispers.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Men who wear red trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a wine fridge lol

I’ve got one of those

Haha sorry,

Do you shop at Waitrose too?

M&S.

haha. Nah tescos

Lol every little helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who wear red trousers "

And cords!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating your pasty from Greggs with a knife and fork and not out of the bag

What on earth!?"

I know, shocking isn't it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Men who wear red trousers

And cords!

Raaah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posh hmmm let me see.

Well mannered. Don't swear in front of their kids. Members of the national trust. Feed their kids proper food. Not flashy.

Pretention- big ugly house, flashy.

Money shouts, wealth whispers."

I don’t think not swearing in front of your kids makes you posh!

. I don’t swear in front of them.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

People who say poppycock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say poppycock

Hahaha. Yes!!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"People who say poppycock

Chortle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask them the time and they say “five and twenty past four”. Wtf is that all about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to speak without an accent when you first meet someone

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

People who call everyone Darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh for me is mainly summed up in the lazy drawling voice that only posh people seem have!

Maybe a drawling voice, being my idea of posh is because I’m from Yorkshire though

Never heard a Yorkshire accent sound posh.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When you ask them the time and they say “five and twenty past four”. Wtf is that all about!"

I think I'd have to punch them

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

I do

burnt lip was enough for me to convert

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sounding really sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not using a special voice to answer the telecommuncations device

And squealing at the kids to turn that fucking racket off before you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a drive longer than my street.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

I do

burnt lip was enough for me to convert "
I shouldn't laugh but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

I do

burnt lip was enough for me to convert "

I do too

. Messy fingers when eating freaks me out a bit. My lot always laugh at me for eating pizza with a knife and fork

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sounding really sexy.

I've never heard your voice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I did forget to add btw that I'm posh

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Putting chips from the chippy on a plate"

It's very rare I have chippy but if I do I have to put it on a warm plate, definitely not a posh thing more an OCD thing for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you ask them the time and they say “five and twenty past four”. Wtf is that all about!

I think I'd have to punch them

Is that a new way of telling the time? I didn’t learn that one in school. What does five and twenty past four mean? 4:25?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"People who call everyone Darling

Seems i have a lot of posh queer friends then

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

I do

burnt lip was enough for me to convert I shouldn't laugh but

Laugh away, used to it with my food eating quirks

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

I do

burnt lip was enough for me to convert

I do too

. Messy fingers when eating freaks me out a bit. My lot always laugh at me for eating pizza with a knife and fork

you’re so posh

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

I do

burnt lip was enough for me to convert

I do too

. Messy fingers when eating freaks me out a bit. My lot always laugh at me for eating pizza with a knife and fork

All depends what I’m eating, but agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you ask them the time and they say “five and twenty past four”. Wtf is that all about!

I think I'd have to punch them

Is that a new way of telling the time? I didn’t learn that one in school. What does five and twenty past four mean? 4:25?"

Yes. I think it may be a generation thing too. My mother in law always says it.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

people have received pronunciation accent. Always amazes me as a non-native and find it incredibly sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

I do

burnt lip was enough for me to convert

I do too

. Messy fingers when eating freaks me out a bit. My lot always laugh at me for eating pizza with a knife and fork

you’re so posh "

Nah I tip the bowl up and drink the last bit of milk out of my cereal bowl every morning. I can’t be!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Men who wear red trousers

And cords!

I have red cords and brown brogues, should I leave now, or can I be saved?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Men who wear red trousers

And cords!

I have red cords and brown brogues, should I leave now, or can I be saved?"

Depends do you have a Smeg fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who wear red trousers

And cords!

I have red cords and brown brogues, should I leave now, or can I be saved?"

I’ve already called you a cab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worrying what others think in case they no longer are accepted into a particular circle. Keeping not up with but a bit better than their friend circle and has a strong upper-class connotation, related to having or spending money.

I see it as more about themselves than genuine concern for others.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

I do

burnt lip was enough for me to convert

I do too

. Messy fingers when eating freaks me out a bit. My lot always laugh at me for eating pizza with a knife and fork

you’re so posh

Nah I tip the bowl up and drink the last bit of milk out of my cereal bowl every morning. I can’t be!

My kinda gal

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

I do

burnt lip was enough for me to convert

I do too

. Messy fingers when eating freaks me out a bit. My lot always laugh at me for eating pizza with a knife and fork

you’re so posh

Nah I tip the bowl up and drink the last bit of milk out of my cereal bowl every morning. I can’t be!

Haha

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Men who wear red trousers

And cords!

I have red cords and brown brogues, should I leave now, or can I be saved?

Depends do you have a Smeg fridge

No, it’s a BEKO, but something in it did get a bit smeggy the other day.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Sounding really sexy.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Men who wear red trousers

And cords!

I have red cords and brown brogues, should I leave now, or can I be saved?

I’ve already called you a cab

I‘be been called worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have a retinue if of servants.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Men who wear red trousers

And cords!

I have red cords and brown brogues, should I leave now, or can I be saved?

Depends do you have a Smeg fridge

No, it’s a BEKO, but something in it did get a bit smeggy the other day. "

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Eating your pasty from Greggs with a knife and fork and not out of the bag

Putting chips from the chippy on a plate"
im very posh then , I use a for as well as a plate for my chips

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Not looking at the price tag when buying clothes.

Brunch, every day.

I have a horse ..and stables

Hunt ...with a silent ‘c’

New Chelsea Tractor every year ...due to colour

Knowing when Paris, London or Milan Fashion week is ...really posh is front row

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just asked my butler if he thinks I’m posh. He said no but he’s going to check with the gardener and see what he thinks.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Getting your arse wiped for you and someone shaking your todger after you've wee'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don’t shout ‘I’m coming!’ at a meet but you announce ‘I’ve arrived!’

Or get your butler to do it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I just asked my butler if he thinks I’m posh. He said no but he’s going to check with the gardener and see what he thinks. "

You better ask the guy who cleans your Bentley as well

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Not looking at the price tag when buying clothes.

Brunch, every day.

I have a horse ..and stables

Hunt ...with a silent ‘c’

New Chelsea Tractor every year ...due to colour

Knowing when Paris, London or Milan Fashion week is ...really posh is front row

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I've seen the posh twats at those fashion shows, sitting there wafting a stupid fucking fan in their faces

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"people have received pronunciation accent. Always amazes me as a non-native and find it incredibly sexy

This is my accent. It's a regional thing though, not a class thing. I'm far from posh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

We already did that thread a number of times

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"people have received pronunciation accent. Always amazes me as a non-native and find it incredibly sexy

This is my accent. It's a regional thing though, not a class thing. I'm far from posh

I thought you were from the Midlands going off your accent.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

We already did that thread a number of times

Fuck i missed them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone called Giles who still likes to take the Granada for a Sunday drive

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Saying things with the haughty "f" like frightfully becomes fwhightfully

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My sis is posh as she refuses to go into a Primark or Lidls. Or maybe she is a snob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the definition of being a bit Posh ??

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when your nose runs you wipe it with the caviar spoon

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"people have received pronunciation accent. Always amazes me as a non-native and find it incredibly sexy

This is my accent. It's a regional thing though, not a class thing. I'm far from posh

I thought you were from the Midlands going off your accent.

Nah near Wimbledon. I've just been diluted by being surrounded by so many different accents for years at uni and now living here.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

That actually sounds sexy as fuck

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Shopping in Waitrose

Using a teapot for the PG Tips.

Buying some Brie for the other house.

Looking down your nose when you speak to someone.

Refusing to shop in Aldi.

Referring to someone as "My man".

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Shopping in Waitrose

Using a teapot for the PG Tips.

Buying some Brie for the other house.

Looking down your nose when you speak to someone.

Refusing to shop in Aldi.

Referring to someone as "My man".

"
Using a Teapot Haha Oh yeah .

I remember my Nan always used a Teapot, it was drinking Stew

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

That actually sounds sexy as fuck

If you say so

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

That actually sounds sexy as fuck

If you say so

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

If one doesn't know by now, you'll never know.

Now a speedy return to my Earl grey

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If one doesn't know by now, you'll never know.

Now a speedy return to my Earl grey

In your teapot no doubt

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Posh -

When their butler opens the door to let you in to meet them.

The Valet takes your keys and parks your old banger next to his Bentley turbo and her Porsche.

The maid shows you to the main bedroom.

then you make them both strip and suck your cock !

(there is a story idea in there somewhere) !

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"people have received pronunciation accent. Always amazes me as a non-native and find it incredibly sexy

This is my accent. It's a regional thing though, not a class thing. I'm far from posh

Mmmmm let me be the judge of that (imagining your voice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone called Rupert

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Someone called Rupert "

Or Tarquin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone called Rupert "
..yep he owned the football club in these parts and was a posh knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating your pasty from Greggs with a knife and fork and not out of the bag

Putting chips from the chippy on a plate"

What about Pizza??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting the crust of your sarnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

"
omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Eating your pasty from Greggs with a knife and fork and not out of the bag

Putting chips from the chippy on a plate

What about Pizza??

Depends if its takeaway or frozen ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating your pasty from Greggs with a knife and fork and not out of the bag

Putting chips from the chippy on a plate

What about Pizza??

Depends if its takeaway or frozen ??"

Either way I’m using cutlery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely not posh, but friends and colleagues laugh and take piss out of my phone voice...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Eating your pasty from Greggs with a knife and fork and not out of the bag

Putting chips from the chippy on a plate

What about Pizza??

Depends if its takeaway or frozen ??

Either way I’m using cutlery

"
Do you prefer the 9" or 12" though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being privileged and smug about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sis is posh as she refuses to go into a Primark or Lidls. Or maybe she is a snob."

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Booking a port cabin on the outward journey and starboard on the way home.

Also putting a dollop of ketchup on the side of the plate instead of pouring it all over

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"people have received pronunciation accent. Always amazes me as a non-native and find it incredibly sexy

This is my accent. It's a regional thing though, not a class thing. I'm far from posh

I thought you were from the Midlands going off your accent.

Nah near Wimbledon. I've just been diluted by being surrounded by so many different accents for years at uni and now living here."

That must be where the term cock womble comes from then, makes sense now

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

"
You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

There is in the south just not in the north

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

There is in the south just not in the north "
Why ?? I dont get that

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"I just asked my butler if he thinks I’m posh. He said no but he’s going to check with the gardener and see what he thinks. "

We seem to share the same gardener, but I'll have my chauffer pick up your butler and they can discuss matters over tea. I've asked my chef to order in some fresh scones from the baker for this special occasion.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I don't grunt when I poop x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"people have received pronunciation accent. Always amazes me as a non-native and find it incredibly sexy

This is my accent. It's a regional thing though, not a class thing. I'm far from posh

I thought you were from the Midlands going off your accent.

Nah near Wimbledon. I've just been diluted by being surrounded by so many different accents for years at uni and now living here.

That must be where the term cock womble comes from then, makes sense now

Excccuuuussseeee me!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

There is in the south just not in the north Why ?? I dont get that

Iv no idea

Iv total Aldi envy we don’t have Waitrose either but I ain’t posh enough for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opinion on Posh?

Its a pretence. It doesn't actually exist

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

There is in the south just not in the north Why ?? I dont get that

Iv no idea

Iv total Aldi envy we don’t have Waitrose either but I ain’t posh enough for that

"
So you just go to M&S instead

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Opinion on Posh?

Its a pretence. It doesn't actually exist"

David Beckham would disagree

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

There is in the south just not in the north Why ?? I dont get that

Iv no idea

Iv total Aldi envy we don’t have Waitrose either but I ain’t posh enough for that

So you just go to M&S instead

This little country bumpkin has to do with the local shops right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opinion on Posh?

Its a pretence. It doesn't actually exist

David Beckham would disagree

like it

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By *wickermanMan
over a year ago

Staines

A man who shouts Tally Ho! as he cums

A woman screams FaaarrK MOI! as she cums

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

There is in the south just not in the north Why ?? I dont get that

Iv no idea

Iv total Aldi envy we don’t have Waitrose either but I ain’t posh enough for that

So you just go to M&S instead

This little country bumpkin has to do with the local shops right now

Aww I feel awful for you, come and stay with me , I have a Tesco and Aldi and a Lidl within a mile of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most posh people I know all drive cars which were probably incredibly expensive when they bought them 20-30 years ago, but they hardly ever replace them. They are worth more in parts and are beaten up, but they keep them on on the road regardless. Unsure why this is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man who shouts Tally Ho! as he cums

A woman screams FaaarrK MOI! as she cums"
a posh person doesn't cum... One arrives

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

There is in the south just not in the north Why ?? I dont get that

Iv no idea

Iv total Aldi envy we don’t have Waitrose either but I ain’t posh enough for that

So you just go to M&S instead

This little country bumpkin has to do with the local shops right now

Aww I feel awful for you, come and stay with me , I have a Tesco and Aldi and a Lidl within a mile of me

But do you have a bath

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over a year ago

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

"
really they haven't impinged on the irish island yet

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Thinking you’re better than others

That's not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the definition of being a bit Posh ??

when your nose runs you wipe it with the caviar spoon

When the nose runs and it just backwashes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to public school

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

really they haven't impinged on the irish island yet

They have just not in the north

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

"A man who shouts Tally Ho! as he cums

A woman screams FaaarrK MOI! as she cums"

Far fetched story. At Eton we were told to shout "mercy mercy uncle Percy" as the Dean punished us round the back of the groundsmans hut on the hallowed rugger pitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the definition of being a bit Posh ??

When a man has a tailor , watch box , humidor and shaving kit.....

Women with underwear from Le perla or agent provocateur.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

There is in the south just not in the north Why ?? I dont get that

Iv no idea

Iv total Aldi envy we don’t have Waitrose either but I ain’t posh enough for that

So you just go to M&S instead

This little country bumpkin has to do with the local shops right now

Aww I feel awful for you, come and stay with me , I have a Tesco and Aldi and a Lidl within a mile of me

But do you have a bath

no believe it or not

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Going to public school"

Phew !! I didnt

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

There is in the south just not in the north Why ?? I dont get that

Iv no idea

Iv total Aldi envy we don’t have Waitrose either but I ain’t posh enough for that

So you just go to M&S instead

This little country bumpkin has to do with the local shops right now

Aww I feel awful for you, come and stay with me , I have a Tesco and Aldi and a Lidl within a mile of me

But do you have a bath

no believe it or not

Dam I was so nearly there too

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over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I need to hear all your voices and decide who's the poshest

Nope

Just think Nadine Coyle but less squeaky

omg she actually makes me think of Aldis

Why we don’t have aldis

You dont have Aldi in Ireland?? . I never knew that

There is in the south just not in the north Why ?? I dont get that

Iv no idea

Iv total Aldi envy we don’t have Waitrose either but I ain’t posh enough for that

So you just go to M&S instead

This little country bumpkin has to do with the local shops right now

Aww I feel awful for you, come and stay with me , I have a Tesco and Aldi and a Lidl within a mile of me

But do you have a bath

no believe it or not

Dam I was so nearly there too

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I have a wet room sorry . You can get washed thoroughly still

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Went to private school.

Goes for brunch all the time because they don't need to work due to "daddy's" money.

Wouldn't fly economy because they are "too good" for that.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"People who call everyone Darling

Oh no, i do that

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By *lowersandcarsCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

Meee!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Who in the name of fuckery would do that??

Meee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called tarkquin or Jonty!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"People who call everyone Darling

Oh no, i do that"

That's ok Darling

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Getting out the shower to have a wee

Having a telephone voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keeps her front door key in her knickers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Getting out the shower to have a wee

Having a telephone voice"

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