FabSwingers.com forum: Middle class

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know you are middle class when ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are vaguely against everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

when you buy your art to match your decor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find yourself looking at mrs jones conservatory next door and wanting one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

When your missus gives you allocated time slots for quality time. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urs is bigger than mrs jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you read the mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask the young lady in a posh accent (whos vaginal area you are pumeling hard) Why darling can one see it going in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you read the mail

By damn bouncy those r some sexy pics

I want to have u both.....now where is northampton ?????

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When your raspberry wine vinegar decanter clashes with your range of crystal servers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you read the mail

By damn bouncy those r some sexy pics

I want to have u both.....now where is northampton ?????

way too kind madam

its on the M1 come on over treacle

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

When your telephone voice becomes your normal speaking voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't take part in "steak and blowjob" day...and instead partake in "champagne,lobster and fellatio" day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you watch Question Time instead of Jeremy Kyle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When you don't take part in "steak and blowjob" day...and instead partake in "champagne,lobster and fellatio" day"

I am NOT blowing a crustacean

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"you watch Question Time instead of Jeremy Kyle"

I watch question time......

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

You don't cum anymore, you Arrive fantastically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start reviewing your social circles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't cum anymore, you Arrive fantastically

LOL having a session where whatever you say and do has to be posh makes you middle class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You put "professional" on your profile.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You don't cum anymore, you Arrive fantastically

LOL having a session where whatever you say and do has to be posh makes you middle class "

You mean sex substitutes like 'session' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't cum anymore, you Arrive fantastically

LOL having a session where whatever you say and do has to be posh makes you middle class

You mean sex substitutes like 'session' ?"

yes, session sounds more middle class

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"You know you are middle class when ......"

sorry just been to marks and spencers foodhall to buy some edamame beans! what was the question again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You put "professional" on your profile.

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I like it!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

you comment distainfully on the chav's thread then look around outside to check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... when the government takes more £££ from you than it gives back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're on first name terms with the staff at John Lewis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you drop your friends cos they still serve prawn cocktail for a starter

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"when you buy your art to match your decor.

what's that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

when "attractive professionals" message you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when "attractive professionals" message you."

When waitrose deliver your weekly shop!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just had to sack the au pair because she would have grassed me up for sucking the gardener off in the shed.

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